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3/10
They try to teach us, but: shouldn't they be funny?
2 October 2022
A lot of german film and TV stars get the chance to rewrite history. And mostly they fail.

Because of bad writing? Because of the will, to be political correct? I don't know, but in the end this flic didn't make me laugh. Except the scene with Max Giermann as Jesus, played like a freaked out Klaus Kinski- that was pure great comedy, and of course- a reminder to the mighty Monthy Python-Brian.

Ok good costumes , fine stages , good actors - but the script missed the main thing: be funny , be anarcho ( See Monthy P.!) , don't be p.c., because BEING P. C. ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!

Nice try, a few nice jokes, but its a typical german film: always co produced by public (state owned) media agencies , that means: it's not possible to be controversial. Otherwise you won't get the money. P.c. Rules all over. It's as simple as that.
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10/10
Manifesto in humanity
9 January 2022
This film is a brilliant masterpiece. An expression of deeply felt humanity.

Benigni is a clown - his comedy is often reminiscent of Charlie Chaplin. But he is also a great film artist. Greatly funny and wicked at the same time the impromptu speech of the school inspector who shows the students how superior the Aryan navel is.

Heartbreaking the entire 2nd part of the film. A manifesto of humanity in the face of pure horror. Every father, every mother, and everyone who doesn't have a heart of stone will be in tears by the end of this film. Benigni has made himself immortal. Even 25 years later, this masterpiece has lost nothing of its brilliance and warmth. Thank you Roberto!!!!
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Bonnie & Bonnie (I) (2019)
3/10
German trash, as usually
31 October 2021
This Movie sucks. Nothing in it feels real. Let alone the female leading role. Hey come on. She plays a 17 year old. But the actor is visible older, Emma D. Was 24 while shooting that film.

Its all so cringe, predictable, bad. Ok, we have some nice girl to girl scenes, some hot kisses... but the whole family background story, it is unreal and bad scripted. The social media hype- never never never that way. And for the ending: this is ridiculous, pathetic dumbness. Police would never act like they do here. And the pathetic Dialogue- It's all way over the top...

I wonder why german films must be so trashy. Maybe its because german public tv stations co produce nearly every film.... that leads to nothing good....
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Get Mean (1975)
2/10
no plot, no cry
10 September 2021
Thanks to schlefaz (see trivia) I had the chance to watch this trash movie on TV. And what an adventure... you see: no plot, no sense, no serious attempt to tell a decent story - it's just a series of brainless scenes, with a crazy score underneath.

From minute 1 (why is the "hero" dragged along by a horse? Why not... riding?) to minute 87 - you won't stop laughing hard - or crying, because you waste 87 minutes of your precious life!

Master of disaster Ferdinando Baldi (we know him!) - he obviously burned some money by directing this show. And yes: they must have taken it seriously - it's a serious film, with (mostly) serious actors, and even some big fighting scenes. They did they best, I guess - but in the end, it all falls apart. It's just one big black pot hole. Nearly every scene has aspects of weirdness or poor failure. And let's be honest: even in Italy 1976, nobody wanted to bring this catastrophe on cinema screens! And THAT means something! Italy, 1976....

So if you're into really bad bad movies that leaves you speechless in front of the TV screen - take this! A spaghetti incident....
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9/10
Amazing, crazy, over the top, 007 becomes reality!!!
11 April 2021
It's true, you really won't believe what you see. This must be the best and craziest documentation ever. A masterpiece, it's 3 brave men against the DPRK. A baron munchhausen Story, totally Bond 007 , but the Main Man, he's just an ordinary guy.... And "Mr. James" is the coolest mf ever walked the earth!! Hilarious!!

And Alejandro, oh my, look at his fantasy uniform, and look in his face in the movies last minute, when it all unfolds before him....

What a masterpiece!!!!!
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4/10
Just entertainment, ...
18 March 2021
Weak film, badly written by collecting the mandatory haunted house items. Really nothing new. Not a minute. Every second of this film is copied from other haunted house movies.... Just popcorn entertainment for kids and teenies, but dont expect any sense in it.

But in corona times, you take every film you can get in the drive in theatre.... and so 4 stars just for being a movie to watch in lockdown!
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3/10
George Eastman getting mad - so do we
29 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Watching a Joe d'Amato film usually is a special experience. But with that trash movie he made himself unforgettable. I just watched it - 112 min of pure 1980 italo horror sexploitation. What can I say? George Eastman ist getting mad in the end - so does every D'Amato fan.

First 80 Minutes of this gem is just soft- and hardcore sex scenes with a little story around. Time moves slowly, the film drags on and on with a bit more than no action. But at least you see some hairy cunts, some licking and blow jobs - why not.... Last 30 minutes is filled with very slowly walking zombies attacking Captain Eastman and his 2 horny passengers - well they TRY to attack, but in fact they are too slow to be a threat to anyone. Well except ever horny John, his fault.

So be prepared to watch people fuck, talk, fuck, talk, doin strange things like gettin on a zombie island at night, and a bit of zombie apocalypse in the Dominican Republic. Poor me, I enjoyed this Joe D'Amato master work. ;-) At least, you'll hear a fantastic atmospheric electronic score (like in many other italian flics of that genre), and you'll watch some nice gore special effects - it's not the Fulci league, it's cheaper cheapest D'Amato, but that's what to expect! And it's nicely done.

Okay, the story could be told in 45 minutes whatsoever. But here, you get the full italo trash packet. In the end, Eastman - our master of disaster, man-eater hero - wakes up on the beach with his female passenger - nobody knows how and why they got there, another plot hole. Don't care! Glad to have survived, a normal film would show them running luckily away. Here, Joe D'Amato forces them into a kind of displacement activity - they just fuck, madly laughing. Maybe, this is one of the craziest scenes I've ever had the honour to watch - and I watched a lot....

Give this movie a try, if you are into italian 70s 80s horror and you have a lot of humour, and you are not afraid to see a cheap sex movie which turns into a cheap zombie movie ;) D'Amato rules!
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About a Girl (2014)
2/10
25 year old actress playing a teenie? that doesn't work here.
13 July 2020
In this coming of age film you will find an interesting plot at the beginning. 15 year old Charleen tries to commit suicide - with no real reason. Could be an inspiring moment to look behind her life. Director tries it - but by doing so - the film is getting worse and worse. Main point: I really had problems to watch it to the end (I did!) - jsut bescuae the main actor Jasna Fritzi Bauer doesn't fit in her role. I mean: come on, a 25 year old actor plays an 15 year old teenie girl? You see it physically - there's a gap, which Jasna couldn't fill. Her face looks way older than a young teenie face. The way she speaks almost most of the times: way too clever for a girlie that age. I mean - how many girls THAT quick-witted do you know? THAT precocious? Maybe with 18, if you are smart enough - but come on, 15? I really do not accept child or teenie roles so far away from normal behaviour. And in films genereally, you'll find these kind of role misinterpretation way too often. Here, Jasna tries to be 10 years younger, but the concept fails miserably. What a pity, because she can do better!

In addition there are far too many family clichés - the good old granny, her mothers dumb new lover, the father being a useless bungler (of course driving an old Volvo...), then the best girlfriend who suddenly becomes lesbian (??), the psychiatrist is weird, and a completely unbelievable love story with a nerd from her class. It is not surprising that this role was also played by someone over the age of twenty - and how bad he was (IMDB says it was his last film - no wonder!).

I really try to be generous with all kind of films - but here you have one of these many german entertainment films, which fails in all ways.
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7/10
Nice biopic - big hit in Germany
1 February 2020
Udo Lindenberg is one of Germanys greatest rockstars. He manages to be around since the early 70ies. Up to today he records and goes on tour, fillioing the biggest venues. This biopic about his childhood and first steps into his uniquecareer was made with a lot of dedication. The settings and stages are for real: Gronau in the 50ies, Hamburg St. Pauli in the early 70ies. Great music of course, we see Udo developing his own voice and style - indeed, he was the first german singer singing rock music in his own language, and being successfull. As a Lindenberg fan, you may appreciate the whole story. But to have a clever story, the script doesn't tell the whole story - a lot of career steps just were taken away, e.g. Udo had some really cool jobs as a jazz and rock drummer beside the jobs we see in the film. Big names in his career like Klaus Doldinger are not mentioned. The filmmakers are more into showing Udos private life - and later on towards the films end, they are just a bit too pretentious with showing Udo for 15 minutes as an alcohol drinking kind of guy - but whats the point in this? Maybe they better could have shown him recording his 1st hit album - but thats the way biopics go, you have to add some drama.... in the end this film will be very successfull in Germany, and even for foreign film lovers there is a lot to see and hear - and don't miss supporting role Detlev Buck as Mattheisen, the greasy slick Teldec A&R manager :-)
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9/10
Wonderful actors, great script and great director - a must see
28 December 2019
Watched this flick today with my 13 year old daughter. The lead actor girl - she is just so brilliant, and also extremely adorable. No words for this sweet little girl. She IS Anna, with all her heart and soul. Whole cast is wonderful, they all CAN act. And hats off to the script - it's just great, the situations are coming right out of daily life of a young refugee girl - all the dialogues are real, not that kind of "young kid actor are talkin like 20 year old adult" - we know from US movies. The kids here are taken seroiusly as kids, and sometimes they are just so sweet and sometimes just so sad - I guess Carline Link knows what it's all about to be a kid, and how to script it and how to make them acting "in role" in front of the camera. The whole story developes into a unique mix of drama and light entertaining - C. Link balances on the edge, and she manages not to fall off. Throughout the film, you can grab the historic background of forced jewish emigration out of Third Reich. But Link manages to let us be part of the family Kramer, to explore, what love in those hard times can mean. The true love parents are giving to their kids, whatever it costs, and the true love the kids give back. And it's even about the love between the parents, between sister and brother, and the love to their beloved uncle and to their beloved maid. You see, there was a lot of love to handle with - and Link was able to put this into an emotional, sometimes funny, sometimes heartbreaking gem. Hitler murdered so many jewish people - but he couldn't destroy family Kerr (the original family, this film shows their lives, it's based on real events), God thank Judith Kerr for writing the original book 1971. Go and see it with your family - you will smile, laugh, and maybe shed a tear sometimes. And that is what a good film should do.
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1/10
Crap
2 September 2019
This film is one of notorious Franz Marischka's dirty little softsex flics. It's dull, rassist, ridiculously bad acted and directed: pure crap. The "story" is more than insane, the jokes and oneliners weren't actually funny back in 83. The actors are third league - see them acting over the top like being in a mental home. Isa Haller may be the only actor who is looking kind of sexy and despicable - the others just fail miserably, man or woman. One may wonder: how could this even be filmed, or even be shown in theatres? Nobody knows nowadays.... So if you are into really worst case german trash films: take this! It's one of the best example of bad taste in german film history. A pain to watch, you feel sorry for every person on screen.
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8/10
Wonderful documentary about the traineeship of becoming a teacher in Germany
9 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
3 young people, all graduated at university, take part at the state examination programme (maybe similar to a traineeship in other countries?). in german it's called "Referendariat". They have to pass that 2nd examination, to be allowed to work in their teaching profession. The film shows all the difficulties a young teacher must go through. Not only pupils who don't want to learn anything - this is somewhat normal, every teacher has to learn to handle. But the sometimes massive pressure the 3 chosen ones are getting through on their way though the examination - it's the first time a documentary delivers such a deep insight in the unknown world of german schools and teaching trainee system - which is very unique. Anna, Ralf and Katja are being accompanied by director Jakob Schmidt's sensitive camera through all phases of this traineeship. The first teaching lesson, the first visit of a teachers instructor (trainees must show some well prepared lessons, and getting a feedback about their skills). The first talks to parents. The highs ansd lows in this job, and getting more and more professional - and in the end the 2nd state examination you have to pass to become a "real" teacher. A day no teacher in Germany will ever forget - once you made it, you are free.... SPOILER: Katja and Ralf make it in the first try, but Anna - a nice and warm person, everybody would give his kid to her lessons - well, Anna is full of doubts, very skeptical about the school system. She tries to become better, in fact she takes some extra personal speech training, which is achtually quit funny. But she made some big mistakes during her "show lessons" - what a pity she wasn't permitted to take part at the examination. But as we learn in the films last scene, the 2nd (and last!) try to pass examination in a new school was succesfull. She deserved it!

A wonderful documentary shows the struggle to become a good teacher, the doubts, but also the warm and intense moments of getting into real relationships with the young and very young pupils. For a lot of trainees , the "Referendariat" is like a trip to hell and back - intense and unique. This is the first film showing it all, including the feedback talks with the teaching instructors. A must see for all german students of teaching profession. And a must see for everyone loving well-made, and intense documentaries. As DVD audio comment says, all 3 of them today are still teachers, loving their job.
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