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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
We gotta get a bigger budget.....
SHARK ATTACK # 3 - MEGALADON
I have to say that I HAVE seen worse acting, HAVE heard cheesier and riper dialogue, HAVE witnessed duffer effects, dumpier crumpet, more annoying music scores, shakier camera-work and cruder chat-up lines in a shark movie.......but despite all that...I'd say don't be put off......there was still much to enjoy in this thankfully hidden gem.
A part of me would love say to some Mega Le Don't..........but in all honesty, I think its worth a dip in the water with a couple of beers.
6.5/1O.
Rookie Blue (2010)
R00KiE Viewer, Me.....BLUE Me Away.
Damn this is good.
Just 8 episodes into Season 1 and I am caring about these well written and brilliantly performed engaging characters in this Canadian Cop gem.
As a lover of Hawaii 5-0, Life, NYPD Blue...this ticks a lot of those boxes....
The camaraderie, ribbing, and sense of police 'family' is very infectious and if one is not wondering and caring how they get on with their tenuous first steps on the streets as new cops...then one is quite jaded.
Top stuff.
Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)
An Unexpected Treat
Watched this the other night, and I have to say this DOES fall into my personal 'So Bad It's Good' territory, and a keeper, unlike some of the reviewer's views so far. SO much to savor. Where to start? I love that the DVD cover, as good as it is, has virtually NO images relating to the film.... apart from water and a shark. I love that nearly every shark-killing in the 'movie' is met by matter-of-factness as opposed to abject horror and sympathy. The indoor scenes have bad sound but you can hear the air conditioning excellently. The acting is earnest but eclectic, particularly from the boat's captain and the Police Marshall, and the dialogue is ripe and over-wrought, but there are genuine attempts at humour scattered amongst the plethora of unintentionally funny moments. I think we need to search no longer for a modern day Edward D.Wood jnr.
If home movies made as a project for college, with a touch of honest eagerness and 'not –classically' attractive ladies cavorting and getting their kit off for a swim before being devoured by a dodgy, digital shark is your bag....look no further. I personally found this more enjoyable than the 3 dvds i saw recently put together. (A Good Day To Die Hard, Super and Horrible Bosses.)