Reviews

The only intelligent actor/actress from the entire Scary Movie series is Anna Ferris. You know why I say that, is because she wasn't in Scary Movie 5. She was smart. I'm not sure exactly what went wrong with this one, but I enjoyed the last 4 a lot more. Given that the 4th one was reaching a new level of stupidity, it was still 10x more funnier than the 5th. I regret paying $10 to watch this. This is the 2nd time in two weeks that I have made the mistake to pay money to see a stupid movie that ended up making me completely question why I go to the movies. Hollywood needs to wake up. Just because you can charge people money to see a movie, doesn't mean you should. Certain movies do not belong at the movie theater, and this one should have been on that list. The director should have never let this movie leave their studio, and for the sake of all of the actors, someone there should have stopped this movie from being produced. Again - I enjoyed the first 4, but I am now done with the Scary Movie saga. Enough is enough, this is just insulting. You can easily tell that even the highest paid actors like Charlie Sheen and that chick from Modern Family, put on a massive layer of suck in their roles. Are we all getting that lazy now days that we are going to record ourselves doing a horrible job, posting it to the world, and expecting money to come rolling in? I think the writers of Scary Movie should delete this one, and make a new Scary Movie 5. The next one that comes out will only be watched on DVD.

This movie belonged on television, not in theaters. I was pretty annoyed by the characters, and definitely annoyed by the over abundance of B-Rate costume and props from something you might expect from a kids movie about underage spies. I gave the movie a chance only because it was by the same director/writer of Twilight. It felt like I was watching a TV Series at the movie theaters, and I feel that this flick should have never made it to the box office. This movie has brought great shame upon my local movie theater, and I am not sure who is to blame for allowing such terrible performance and acting to hit the silver screen. Expect to be disappointed, unless you are so enthralled in the director and writer that you see past the poor acting and terrible story line. Not worth the money!