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White Noise (I) (2022)
2/10
The best part of this picture is that it ended.
1 January 2023
The movie is ostensibly about humanity's fear of death and focuses on one annoying family in particular. The 'white noise' refers to the way we're bombarded with images of disaster and society's coping mechanisms or lack of them. Anyway, this movie fails its objectives in every respect. None of the dread feels real and the acting is completely superficial even on the part of Adam Driver who is usually so good. I've seen more compelling movies on "Mystery Science Theater 3000". In fact, this picture is a prime candidate for that show since the running narration could only add entertainment value and some laughs to this production. Noah Baumbach has run amok with this travesty the way Darren Aronofsky did with "Mother." The best part of this picture is that it ended.
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Dear Heart (1964)
8/10
Lovely and Touching
22 November 2022
This is about two middle-aged people afraid of growing old alone. Geraldine Page and Glenn Ford are both wonderful as two people who find each other by accident. Geraldine Page plays Evie who might strike some as overly chatty and cheerful until you realize she's the type who believes showing her bravest face to life will allow her to win something back. She's in her late forties and never married, a post mistress at a convention in New York. Glenn Ford is the same age, also never married, about to take the plunge with a widow who really only wants him for convenience' sake. I don't know why this picture got such poor reviews at its time. Oddly enough, one person who noticed how truly sweet and heartfelt this film is was Joan Didion. Over the years, I believe it's become a minor holiday classic. I watch it whenever it's on.
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Prancer (1989)
3/10
Pretty charmless
21 November 2022
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Though well-acted, there is little charm in this Christmas movie. The little girl is a competent actress, but her character devolves into a very grating presence. Worst of all is when we realize at a pivotal moment, she really has no use for this lovely deer unless he's truly Prancer. When he doesn't fly to prove he's from Santa's herd, he can drop dead for all she cares and she makes that clear. That absolutely killed the movie for me. If it's not a celebrity deer, he's no use to her. I have to admit I couldn't watch another minute after that, but one review here implied that she and her father head for a cliff on Christmas day to force the animal to jump so they can see if he can fly. Gruesome.
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Wendy (2020)
5/10
More like 'Lord of the Flies' than 'Peter Pan'
24 January 2021
I'm so glad I saw the Mary Martin version as a child. This one is kind of horrifying and would definitely have given me nightmares. I would never bring a kid under six to see this. As I said in my title, it's closer to 'Lord of the Flies' than James Barrie's fantasy about the eternal magic of childhood. Peter is a sociopathic bully who brandishes a machete to keep the lost boys in line and the main takeaway seems to be it's gruesome to get old..
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Joker (I) (2019)
10/10
Why do so many critics hate this movie?
11 October 2019
It's beyond me why so many critics have panned and even encouraged people to skip this picture. I'm not exactly sure of why the vendetta's so personal; it's obviously struck a nerve . I'm taking critics less and less seriously since they rave about tripe like 'Lady Bird" while trying to bludgeon a masterpiece like 'Joker'. This is the first ten I recall ever giving to a movie.
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6/10
She has to get better
20 September 2019
Because her show is brand new, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. I don't watch Youtube and only heard of her a few days ago because I saw her interviewed on Christiane Amanpour's show. She comes off as quite slick and almost too professional, but really no worse than Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel or whoever. I've never seen her Youtube routine, but all these comics just fit themselves into 'talk-show' mold once they do late night TV. She will have to do better than what I saw last night with if she wants to stay on the air. Mostly, she and Tracee Ellis Ross fawned over each other and seemed way too pleased with themselves. Their selfies they shared were really not nearly as entertaining as they seemed to think they were. She tends to veer into a narcissism the audience will tire of fast
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5/10
An older man's wet dream
4 May 2014
This film is irritating and tedious to watch. It's an old man's wet dream, specifically, Billy Wilder's. In short, a beautiful young woman finds a much older man improbably irresistible. Whatever charm Gary Cooper had as a leading man was spent by the time he made this picture. In fact, he was suffering with undiagnosed cancer and it shows. He seems exhausted, pale and flabby. That Audrey Hepburn makes her enchantment with him at all believable is a tribute to her determination as an actress. In an interview, she said that it was Chevalier who wouldn't stop ogling her and that he might have been better cast as her suitor than her father. The whole thing is very squeamish and gives you the idea of how invincible men believed themselves to be and how subjugated women were to them. They held all the cards so to speak, especially if Wilder could make a smug, distasteful film like this without having people walk out on it.
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Noah (2014)
9/10
Read Ecclesiastes: there is no advantage for man over beast, for all is vanity.
3 April 2014
I loved this picture and really can't fathom all the hate that it's generating. The visuals, the acting and even the music are fantastic. I had problems with 'The Watchers', but came to understand the plot device they served, though initially they reminded me too much of 'Transformers.' That would be the only qualm I had. As it happens, 'Watchers' are actually mentioned in The Book of Enoch in ancient scripture. This is not a literal interpretation, but part of the genius of the bible is that stories in it can be reanalyzed for all time. I'm also mystified by those who claim it lacks emotion or feeling. I was deeply moved throughout; the animals quietly heading toward the Ark was both heartrending and thrilling. But then you have to love and revere animals which Aronofsky clearly does. I think he's being hammered for his point of view more than anything else. His insistence that it be filmed in Iceland was brilliant. After seeing it, I couldn't imagine it anywhere else.
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10/10
The best black comedy ever made
23 March 2014
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When it was first released, I avoided this picture because I was sure it was a slasher movie and I had read and heard the book wallowed in the most obscene kind of violence. I finally caught this movie on television and have seen it countless times.

Mary Harron brilliantly circumvented the gore by making the movie a satire on American greed during the 1980's. Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman, the quintessential hollow man, gives one of the most amazing performances in the history of movies. Why he didn't win an Oscar, I'll never know. He makes Patrick Bateman as memorable and tortured a monster as Norma Desmond in 'Sunset Boulevard.' Patrick is the 27-year-old CEO of a company whose obsession with status has turned him psychotic. He is a sociopath who embodies the meaning of the term 'cutthroat' by literally hacking the competition to death. He's a narcissist whose rabid drive for physical perfection and financial success have made him extremely dangerous.

Aside from Bale, the entire cast is excellent and the dialogue and cinematography make this a perfect film. Highly under-rated.
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10/10
Mesmerizing Film Noir Perfection
25 December 2013
This movie is definitive film noir; the best I've ever seen. The cinematography, the acting, the dialogue epitomize what that genre was meant to convey: man's lonely place in the universe. Even the whole paranoid fascination with extra-terrestrials in Roswell, New Mexico at the time the film is set (1949 - coincidentally the year I was born) emphasizes the existential dread peculiar to post-war America.

Billy Bob Thornton is remarkable as Ed Crane, the anti-hero, a barber who ends up committing murder when all he wanted from life was to open a dry-cleaning store since that seemed like his manifest destiny, his 'niche' in the world. The self-effacing discontent that marks his performance makes Mitchum and Bogart seem flat and dated in comparison. There's a soft pain in his deadpan voice and brow that illuminate each chain-smoking puff as a deathwish.

The dialogue is funny, astute and even beautiful. My own favorite line is when Ed describes his courtship with his wife. "It was only a couple weeks later she suggested getting married. I said, "Don't you want to get to know me more?" She said, "Why? Does it get better?"
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A Serious Man (2009)
8/10
It should have been a contender
24 December 2013
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Every time, this film's on, I have to watch it. That quality alone defines it for me as a great movie. As others have noted, I have no idea why 'The Hudsucker Proxy', 'The Big Lebowski' and 'O Brother, where art thou?" are more popular except that they're crasser and louder. In short, crowd pleasers.

This is a quiet film and Michael Stuhlbarg's performance as the gentle, perplexed Larry Gopnick makes it a classic. He should have, at least, been nominated for an Oscar. Larry is a basically kind and intelligent human being who can't understand why his life is in total chaos. As a reasonable person of impeccable conduct, it stands to reason that circumstances around him should follow his thoughts and actions. Instead, his wife is leaving him for another man and he's on the verge of bankruptcy and public humiliation.

As a mathematician, it's in his nature to be logical and he can't stop trying to make sense of it all. Like many whose world has crashed, he turns to faith and seeks out the counsel of rabbis who really know less than he does and can only rely on timeworn adages and obscure parables. There is a rabbi, considered wisest of the wise and holiest of the holy, and so importantly mysterious, Larry is never permitted to approach him. In a crucial scene, we discover this man is either senile or the truth is all the religious wisdom in the world might as well be the lyrics to a well-written rock song, in this case 'Somebody to Love'. No one can assign meaning to our lives; we have to do that, ourselves.

Some people have complained that the characterization of Jews in this movie is anti-Semitic. That mystifies me and I'm Jewish, myself. These characters are far from perfect and for the most part, they're broadly portrayed, but that's the Coen Brothers' style whether the characters are Jewish, African-American or Minnesotans of Scandinavian background. The depiction of Suburban Minnesota in the late sixties is so accurate, it's eerie.
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5/10
Tortuously contrived
23 December 2013
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Aside from the actors being forced by Bresson to give self-consciously impassive performances, the whole premise of the picture is false and tortured. Bresson makes a donkey a metaphor for saintly Christian behavior and by imposing his religion on nature, Bresson, himself, is contemptible and grandiose. Animals are pure beings for the very fact that they are outside of man made dogma. They are creatures of intuition and emotion who often seem far more moral than human beings steeped in the kind of theology Bresson wants to extol, here.

I know I'm in the minority, but I think, for the very reason Bresson forced his own world view onto innocent Balthazar, the movie is a failure. For me, the only moving scene was the climax where dying Balthazar seeks out a herd of sheep for comfort. These animals are as pure and unassuming as he is for the very reason that they have no religion or agenda, unlike the film's director.
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6/10
It's Shirley's picture
13 December 2013
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This is a rather engrossing movie despite some stilted dialogue and humdrum performances. Frank Sinatra plays Dave Hirsh, a writer down on his luck, who returns to his hometown after a stint in the army. Like all writers depicted in the 1950's, he drinks a lot and is fatalistic to the degree that he marries a known tramp (brilliantly played by Shirley MacLaine) when the woman he really loves (Martha Hyer) spurns him because he isn't solid husband material.

The best I can say about Sinatra's performance is that he's adequate. It would have been far more exciting to see how Marlon Brando would have pulled off this role. Dean Martin as Hirsh's buddy, Bama, a small time gambler, is entertaining as usual, but it's Shirley who brings the film to life and makes it worth watching.

She plays Ginnie Moorehead, a truly luckless girl, who is nonetheless, the kindest, most sympathetic character in the whole movie. It's clear she's known nothing, but tough breaks since the day she was born, but her determination to show everyone "a good time" makes her valiant.
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Picnic (1955)
5/10
This will be no picnic
13 September 2013
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This picture could be an artifact of the naive and childish romantic notions of the fifties and the plight of women at that time. The audience is asked to suspend reality on too many levels, the first being William Holden as a drop-dead gorgeous young stud. At 37, Holden was prematurely old from alcohol. Even with his shaved chest (which was supposed to make him look younger), he seems closer to 50. All of the gusto and even the lust are forced. Hal would have been an ideal role for Paul Newman or Marlon Brando at that time; maybe Joshua Logan just hated method actors. It would be understandable as to why Kim Novak, the Village Beauty, would dump the richest boy in town (Cliff Robertson) for a loser with no prospects. He would need to have overpowering sex appeal while Holden just appears used-up. In this situation, you can't help but feel for Betty Field's character who knows Madge's life will be a disaster once she marries Hal. The best outcome is that Madge will divorce him before she loses her looks. How audiences, at that time, could consider her union with Hal a happy ending is symptomatic of how delusional and pathetic the nineteen fifties were.
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5/10
The casting director should have listened to Natalie Wood
21 April 2013
The major problem with this picture is the painful lack of chemistry between the two leads, Natalie Wood and Richard Beymer. Wood was very young (23) and just not accomplished enough as an actress to hide her anathema toward Beymer. She wanted her lover at that time, Warren Beatty, in the lead and thought Beymer should be fired. I have to concede she was right. He is oddly graceless and clunky in this part. Kind of a dork. Certainly not believable as a gang member. I'm no fan of Warren Beatty, but the film would have been a lot more compelling if he'd played the lead. There was not an ounce of real passion between Tony and Maria. All their scenes together are duds, and that detracted terribly from the story.
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