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Role Models (2008)
Carly Craig's breasts
Carly Craig has become a staple in Farrely Bros movies lately, I just wish that they would give her more to do. I wish someone would give her a lead ( sorry but Paranormal Movie doesn't count, Meryl Streep couldn't make that turkey fly) or at least a role with some meat on it. Her part in Role Models wasn't much, but at least we got to see her amazing tits. She literally stole Hall Pass with her bathroom scene and when I heard she was in 3 Stooges I was excited to see if the Farrely's would give her a decent part. In total she had around 5 lines and 5 minutes of screen time. Even so, with that limited amount of time, she really lit up the screen. All in all Role Models was moderately funny. Not the best film the Ferrely Bros have made, but not the worst either.
Paranormal Movie (2013)
Sucked like a vietnamese hooker
A sh*t sandwich on stale bread. I wasn't expecting much from this movie, but still it managed to disappoint me. It was almost as tedious as the movies it was parodying. Towards the end, I had to resist the temptation to fast forward. The writing was unoriginal and more silly than funny. Some scenes seem to have been cut in at random, with no relation to the rest of the script. The B-list cameos served only to briefly distract from the bad script. The only thing paranormal about the movie was the notion that a guy like Farley could get a girlfriend as hot as Carly Craig. Speaking of Craig, I'm a big fan, but her performance was so monotone that it barely qualified as acting. She should have sharted all over this movie. It would have helped.