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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
1 1/2 hrs to long
Don't get me wrong I like John Wick, but this 4th chapter could and should have been wrapped up in under 90 minutes instead of 2hrs 50m!!! The story is good with underworld vibes all played out in beautiful locations and backdrops, it loses its appeal as a movie because it plays out like a triple A computer game, the only difference being there are far less fights and bullets fired in a computer game, the fight scenes should've been far shorter and we'd still have got the gist, think the Bourne movies! Instead we go through scene after scene of moves that would be more at home in Swan Lake and more enjoyable I might add, I swear I can see the actors counting in their moves, 1234 roll 1234 pivot, pivot, pivot (Sorry couldn't help getting a bit of Ross Geller in there).
I'm writing this review whilst the movie is running, and we're 25 minutes into what I think is the end of level boss scene, sadly it's all become a little farsical, not only do we have John Wick falling from a 4th floor window to the street below, with a quick shake of the head, he's back to his senses and he's off again, incredible, and all done without a figure hugging body suit emblazoned with JW in sight! We also have a blind samurai sword wielding assassin...I know, not my idea. And throughout the franchise we've been led to believe that John Wick is the greatest hitman of them all, but even the great John Wick with his 20/20 vision is unable to despatch this blind assassin, even failing when equipped with not one but two automatic weapons.
I know it's a movie and one should go with the flow, but this is just one chapter of the 4 part (I hope) saga, that we could've done without.
Sorry John, but it's time to retire.
Belfast (2021)
To clean and not gritty enough
Like an earlier reviewer said the set was to clean and sterile, felt to me like a theatre production rather than a gritty movie about growing up in the troubles, acting was ok especially from the little lad, but it just smacked of more political correctness, damn those pesky Protestants.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Oh dear
'Look how much money I've wasted' should be the title of this film, because god knows how anyone could think this was how to spend 2hrs of their lives, it isn't funny, the plot/story is so poor, it's poorly acted, even Harley Quinn is poor (sad face) one good thing is, I rented it instead of buying it, yeahhh.
Life (2017)
It's a good sci-fi
Maybe there's a good reason we're alone! Not everything out there resembles E. T.
Throughly enjoyable movie, we'll acted, scary, if only for the fact that if we keep looking we may find something we don't want to.
Please take no notice of the 1 stars they just need to be heard.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Zzzzz
Watch the first one maybe the 2nd, but the 3rd....hahahahahah
Black Monday (2019)
Fantastic
Good grief there really are people out there that shouldn't be allowed to speak, one review "wrote not remotely near what happened?"
Oh dear, it's a TV programme that doesn't say anywhere that this happened, can people just watch things for entertainment purposes and not to dissect ever single minute.
It was a great way to spend 5hrs.
Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)
Nurse he's out of bed
I'm not sure who's the biggest fool, the person who wrote it, Rowen Atkinson for making it, or me for spending 40 minutes watching it, it's about as funny as cancer, if your partner laughed at this, then call 999 there extremely unwell.... can you believe that some gave this movie 10/10......bang head implodes, I implore you, if this is the only movie to watch, go to bed, you'll appreciate the extra 2 hrs kip.
Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)
Poor at best
1 hour in and there's been no comedy or horror, poor film.
The Meg (2018)
How did they get away that?
From the poor acting to the copy of the greatest shark movie ever, it's laughable, if there's ever an Oscar for funniest shark movie this will walk it......just watch jaws.