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Lille Allan - den menneskelige antenne (2022)
Don't waste time and money on this
Went with the family to see this in cinema...OMG what a waste of time. No fluid story line...and a lot of sick ideas...nothing for the kids to learn....i kept looking at the watch, never waited for a animation to end sooner......Creepy old lady with her boobs hanging and malicious sexual gestures are lines, too much emphasis on divorce...omg hire proffesionals who know jow to write..You have allen and aliens on the posters, but that is actually the side story....
Do not waste money on this, just isn't worth it. If this is the piancle of danish animation, then you have a long way to go...Just painful to watch.
The Midnight Sky (2020)
Ad astra with George Clooney :) - Spoilers
Goes on the same path as Ad Astra, Gravity : Main actor focus, bad story line.
For me it was suffocating to watch. The story is just dumb.
To put it in short, the whole movie can be summarised like this : One sick guy from North Pole, battling his demons, sends a message to the crew of a space ship not to come home, because the earth is "dead" (nuclear or some other reason).
Plot holes:
Why would someone want to contact a ship to tell them that the earth is destroyed...as they can clearly see this from a few million km? + no one is answering on Earth.
Why would a professional astronaut (woman) get pregnant on a 2 year mission? It fails to transmit the importance of their mission.
Clearly the movie gets bonus points for acting, effects, but if the story line is bad, is a no go for me....
Noah (2014)
Just Awful
--Warning spoilers! Honestly i do not see the point of the movie.160 million spent for what?
If you want to make a Science Fiction movie, than choose a story or imagine a good one(see MARVEL, LOTR), make a solid script..etc ..and hopefully the story line /the effects/the acting... is good enough for the people to enjoy....but when you choose a Bible story you are bound to respect certain things.
From a Christian point of view, i think that if someone wants to recreate a Bible event, in a big budget movie, they should make it as close as possible with the Bible text. Like i said the only thing common with the Bible text, found in Genesis 6, is the name Noah, and the fact that there was a flood. Everything else failed miserably. You can read it yourself from the Bible. The idea expressed there is that Human Kind reached a level of wickedness so high in the time of Noah, that GOD repented that HE created human beings.(Every inclination of the thoughts of human heart was only EVIL ALL the time). The LORD wanted to destroy everything(animals included)....but Noah found favor in the Eyes of the Lord, because Noah was obeying GOD and through Noah the principles of GOD would prevail, the ultimate goal being that Jesus would come on earth and would save us all. God TOLD Noah what HE was going to do, and gave specific instruction on how to build the ark. Also is stated that the people who were saved and entered the ark were Noah's family including his sons along with their wives. So Shem, Ham, Iafet each had a wife of their own.
Instead of concentrating on more important stuff like: God saves, Gods mercy, the power of faith, the importance of obedience to God's words as they give life...etc
The story line of the movie focuses 70% !!! of the action around the struggle to find a wife for Ham, and Iafet( they only give a "wife" to Shem in the movie), and points out what a cruel world they will all have to live in, especially Ham and Iafet as they will not have anyone to have sex with. Then the focus moves to Noah's plan, as he struggles to stop the line of man kind and he goes after the children of Shem,(to kill them) only to change his mind in the last moment. This is the plot !!!! Just awful... Not to mention the betrayal of Ham, the motive being not getting any female touch in his life, and all of the sudden he wants revenge on his father, concealing a criminal at the board of the ship and plotting with him on how to kill Noah....
The idea is just awful, and it misguides the whole point of the flood, as it twists completely the hope found in the Bible...i will not even write about "the Watchers", which are a fallen race that wanted to help man kind. It felt like watching the Ents from Lord of the Rings.Even the effects quantified alone, besides the story, are average...
From a Movie enthusiast point of view, if you want to use imagination, at least do it properly.
I understand that the people involved in the making of this movie are entitled to spin one subject as they like/please, but i believe that some deontological rules must apply. For me this movie was the same as the following example:
If I had 160 mil to spend on a movie I will make a Lord of the rings replica movie where i will tell the story of the mixed race of the NazGul/Ringwraiths and the Hobbits, the NAZHOBBIT. It just does not work.....
I was SUPER disappointed.I wanted to leave several times, but remained just to be able to write this review. This is my first review and i made an account just to let others know that is not worth spending money on this movie.
The only thing that this movies excels in, is total misguidance. Based on the facts i must say that this was the goal all along.
I feel bad spending 138 minutes of my life..just lost time.