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Lost Signal (2006)
not the worst
There are worse movies out there, esp. on Netflix. The acting is not as horrible as some reviews state; the two primary characters on high on drugs, keep in mind. It's kind of campy, kind of suspenseful, and like a lot of movies has plenty of moments where you want to yell "what are you thinking?!?!?" at one of the characters.
I appreciate some of the realism. This movie takes place in winter at night, when it is supposed to be freezing cold. The scenes in the snow (most of the movie) are clearly filmed with a fair amount of real snow. You see the characters breath in many scenes. Plenty of movies overlook these obvious visual cues.
It's not terribly deep, and some scenes are over-dramatic (or not dramatic enough), but it gets the point across. Some sloppy editing. And just when you feel things are nice, cozy, and wrapped up, they throw in a neat little twist right at the end.
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
now THIS could be the worst movie ever
There are plenty of scenes where you will find yourself asking "What is going on here? Why is this scene happening?" But as a fan of bad movies, this is not new or unique. That a movie this bad actually gets made is depressing. That a director made such a steaming pile of dung is mind-boggling. You expect this when you get no-name actors, directors, etc. who have no experience or talent.
The makeup may have some quality to it, but everything else is just ridiculous. Feels like it was filmed in a garage with one camera. So why is it the worst movie ever?
This movie has Robert Englund! Freddy Krueger! I mean, Nightmare on Elm Street was a big deal back in the late '80's. Hollywood horror, released in theaters nationwide. Will Smith (back when he was a rapper) made a song about it. That something with Englund's backing could be so poorly done is what makes this the worst movie of all time. OK it also has Jenna Jamison...but her acting skills are not considered a draw.
The only reason I don't give it a rating of '1' is all the nakedness. That is THE ONLY saving grace of this movie.