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Frozen Impact (2003)
This is bad movie perfection!
OMG, this movie is so improbably, amazingly, perfectly bad!
Thrill! As problems are set up and impossibly overcome!
Amaze! At how a hail storm destroys everything in town except the hospital!
You will be on the edge of your seat, wondering how the son will survive!
WILL the evil hospital administrator somehow prevent the saving of lives?!
This is the perfect bad movie to riff with your friends and some adult beverages. Set in Rutland, Vermont, and involving a lesser Giancola, you will be reminded of MST3K Time Chasers! All that's missing is a Bernie Sanders cameo!
White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
Well...
It's not good, but the pacing moves fast, which is good, because the plot is incomprehensible. Lots of inexplicable explosions. But so good to see Fillion and Sackhoff in a movie together. It's the perfect movie to watch with a group of friends while you're wasted.
Smith (2006)
Understated, realistic, Sopranos-caliber show
My god, I was blown away by this show. I can't believe I watched this on television, because it felt more like a movie. So good, so dramatic, yet so understated. It doesn't always need to be screaming and explosions, 24.
I loved the ending, where he just watches his son sleep. A lesser show would have ruined that scene with treacly music, but here, there was just silence. And even though he didn't move or say anything, you could sense the anguish over the loss of his crew member in Liotta's eyes...just amazing.
I also loved the look of the show. Everything in the suburban side of Ray's life is so beige: his home, his office, his neighborhood...you can already kind of understand his drive to do something dangerous.
This show could be as good as the Sopranos. But I felt just as hopeful about Threshold last season (no, I won't let that go!) and CBS canceled it. It also had an awesome cast. I'm just sayin'.