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Cosmos (I) (2019)
8/10
A grounded and well-made science fiction with a side of cheesy melodrama.
20 August 2021
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This is really quite an amazing film considering it's budget. Estimated $7,000 USD? Wow. I'm not sure if this is another Amazon Prime original, but if it is, I'm impressed. The Vast of Night (2019) and Cosmos are two of my favourite sci-fi movies in recent years. Perhaps the magic is in the lack of budget?

Cosmos isn't perfect however. It's certainly more grandiose than The Vast of Night - and this, in my opinion, bogs it down. At first it was the music. I thought, wow this is a pretty nice score for a movie like this. Then as it played out, it began to sound more and more generic. By the end of the movie I was pretty over it to say the least.

The music is simply a reflection of the melodrama that consistently made my smile in an eye-rolling "this is so cheesy" sort of way. Sure, throw some character history in there and even some relationship stuff. But once you have a shot of two of the leads standing sideways in a wide shot, with epic music swelling in the background... come on.

The three leads are all fantastic when they aren't delivering corny lines and platitudes. The science seemed to be very grounded (to me, a non-scientist), and the story itself, especially pacing wise, I thought was perfect.

If I could change the movie in any way, to fit my personal taste, I'd get rid of the sappy "we can do it" fluff, and simply focus in on the actual science and technology. Ground it a bit more. Take out that music. And absolutely, cut that ending! No need to have a literal countdown where the characters race somewhere and make those dumb movie decisions that are only there to increase the tension. And don't show the alien.
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7/10
A well crafted mystery centred around the relationship between North and South Korean soldiers
21 July 2021
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Joint Security Area is not a war movie, but a mystery movie at its core. It's not particularly heavy, as it's filled with humour rather than gut-wrenching depictions of real-life North Korea. It's also quite sweet, which I found to be its saving grace. In all honesty, I wasn't enjoying the movie until probably half way through, once we begin to see the true nature of our protagonists relationships.

The structure of this film is very unique in that it portrays multiple realities as described by different characters. Looking back, it reminds me of what I had hoped The Hole (2001) would be, instead of the blatantly obvious anti-mystery that it was. JSA manages to provide some basic information about the situation, and then depicts the situation in three different ways, all of which were plausible and, from what I remember, consistent with the details outlined by Major Jean. It's almost like a classic whodunit.

What I didn't like unfortunately, was pretty much every scene that wasn't focused on our four main characters. I found the performances by the Swedish and Swiss soldiers, as well as Major Jean, to be amateurish. Particularly during their English dialogues - which is guess is forgivable as I assume English is at least a second language to each of them.

There were also times when Major Jean was laying out her analyses of the murders that I simply couldn't follow. Mostly cases wherein her logic seemed nonsensical, and her proposed explanations came out of convenience rather than actual detective work.

All in all it's a pretty good movie, but I still have my issues with it. I have to say it's probably my least favourite film from Park.
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6/10
A very mumbly murder-mystery.
16 February 2021
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First off, I should mention some things this movie did well. It's competently shot, written, and directed. The acting is fine I suppose but none of the characters are dynamic enough that I could say they're good. They each get one emotion and stretch it over the entire film, including Tyler (Charlie Plummer), who acts like he's just found out that his dad is the Clovehitch Killer even before he had any suspicion that his dad was the Clovehitch Killer. I felt like I was watching a mumblecore movie. Some seem to think the performance was good - in my opinion it was stale, boring, and didn't seem to jive to the context of each scene.

Next I'll talk about a couple themes. I get this movie is supposed to be a dark murder-mystery with some coming of age qualities. Coming of age stories however, generally transition from an innocent tone (childhood) to a more serious tone (adulthood) - the protagonist is meant to mirror this transition. Like I said, I didn't think Tyler changed throughout the movie at all, and frankly, neither did the tone. The entire movie was creepy and serious from before the plot even started. We weren't shown a happy innocent normal American family. We were shown a creepy, strictly religious, domineering family with what appeared to be a scared kid who has to walk on eggshells whenever he's around his parents.

I ask have to mention how boring this movie is, and no, it's not because there isn't enough violence or blood and guts. I'm not a child. This movie is boring because of something called pacing. Pacing in a movie is when things happen and those things have consequences. Tyler begins to suspect that his father Don (Dylan McDermott) is the Clovehitch Killer fairly early in the movie. From that point on, most of our time is spent with Tyler finding new evidence or talking to his new friend Kassi (Madison Beaty).

The reason this is all boring is because nothing happens as a result of any of this. Tyler seems to have very little trouble accepting that his dad is a serial killer - at least according to his near-emotionless reaction. He doesn't go to the police, his mother, he doesn't even confront his father. Instead, his father confronts him, and Tyler just helps his dad burn all the evidence? I get it. It's his dad. He doesn't want to destroy his family. But then why not have some sort of scene where Tyler breaks down and contemplates his situation? Why does he just mindlessly commit the crime of destroying evidence of a murder with his dad, who's supposedly covering up for Tyler's uncle? He barely even reacts to the fact that his uncle is a serial killer.

Predictability also effects pacing. Who cares about the concequences when we saw them coming? The movie sets you up to think that Tyler's going to defend/cover up for his dad. The surprise would be if he actually shot his dad during their final confrontation. But that doesn't happen. Instead, Don attacks Tyler, his own son, without the slightest sign of remorse. Thus continuing to not add anything to the emotional weight of the film. Of course, we knew that Don would likely attack Tyler - either after Tyler himself tries to attack Don with the unloaded gun, or after Tyler gives up the gun. Regardless, we saw Tyler grab the gun and walk off without loading it, so it was fairly safe to assume that either Tyler would attempt to shoot, and Don would react, or that Don would attempt to shoot, and our protagonist would be safe (which ended up happening).

This all leads to the finale of the film wherein Tyler and Kassi somehow manage to beat Don's head in with a lamp without leaving a trace of blood in Don's latest victims bedroom. They then somehow manage to get Don's unconscious body out of the house and into the woods without anybody seeing in broad daylight, just so Tyler can continue to cover up more crimes. Something about children covering up crimes like this and somehow getting away with it doesn't satisfy me narratively - particularly when the entire movie has been fairly serious and grounded up until this point.

There are better murder-mysteries out there to watch. This one is fine, but doesn't do anything particularly well. I'd recommend moving on to something else.
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Summer of Sam (1999)
8/10
A great serial killer movie that's barely about the serial killer!
17 November 2020
I've gotta say, I wanted to stop watching this movie about 30 minutes in. I was caught off guard by some strange stylistic choices and what seemed like low-budget caricatures of New York Italians. I checked the ratings of the movie to gauge whether or not it might be worth continuing. 6.7 isn't a bad rating at all. Surely there must be something to it then, right?

As others have pointed out, Summer of Sam is a story about summer in New York City and some drama that occurs amongst a handful of characters. The actually Son of Sam killings are simply a backdrop for these characters to appear in front of.

I've seen John Leguizamo in a number of films but always as a side character. I've liked him in everything, and in my opinion, this movie really gives him the chance to shine as a sex-addicted adulterer who's caught in the middle between one odd-ball friend (Adrien Brody) and his other friends, a lose gang of organized Italian hustlers.

Mira Sorvino also gives a terrific performance that frankly, makes me want to just give her a hug. I'll also say that Spike Jones himself was quite enjoyable to watch while he provided in-world exposition in a fourth-wall breaking fashion.

Overall I really enjoyed the movie. I'd only warn against someone watching it if they're looking for a crime thriller more akin to Zodiac (2007), because this certainly is not that.

On the other hand, if you're looking for a movie that explores some real societal issues like sex, cheating, identity, friendship, and community, then this movie may be for you.
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Lost Girls (2020)
5/10
A typically romanticized version of a true crime.
19 September 2020
Lost Girls is a fairly generic 'Hollywoodized' true crime story about a missing girl and her family's efforts to find her. In the movie we have every ingredient that you'd expect from a standard biopic like this: hard working mom who made sacrifices but loves her daughter relentlessly, crooked cop that behaves like a cartoon of a crooked cop, and even a heartwarming, yet grounding former prostitute who helps the family cope with the ordeal.

While the subject matter of this film is quite real and raw (as it's based on the real Long Island Serial Killer), the movie is neither of these things. The family and all of its members are whitewashed versions of themselves that lack the true to life characteristics that might finish your sympathies for some of them. The the efforts to which the mother of the missing girl are reportedly played up, while her less desirable characteristics were played down. Even the villain of the film, who's written so cheesily that he'd fit better in a James Bond movie, was selected to be the obvious killer, despite the real crime remaining unsolved.

The acting was fine if you ignore the tiring one-note performances, and the movie was generally well constructed I suppose, but the constant narrative pushing diminished my viewing experience. This is a problem I have with most biopics that I watch.

I also have to say that I've seen Thomasin McKenzie in a couple of other movies and she generally plays those characters well. In this movie however, I simply couldn't help but be pulled right out of the movie every time she spoke.

So, would I recommend this movie? Nah, don't bother. Go watch a documentary instead.
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The Wailing (2016)
8/10
A unique horror film twisted with cultural references that elevate the narrative.
24 August 2020
The Wailing is a fascinating twist of various horror genres that range from plague, ghosts, witchcraft, zombies, and possessions. To complicate the story even more, all of this is presented in a Korean context, which, if what I've read on the internet is true, adds countless cultural references that a Western movie watcher like myself wouldn't understand.

If you want a unique horror film that's twisted into a crime procedural drama, almost like The Exorcist III (1990), I would highly recommend this film.
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The Exorcist (1973)
8/10
A disturbing drama where the horror isn't reliant on shock or disturbing imagery, but on the ideas behind them.
24 August 2020
If you're in the mood for a dark drama about a mother who's struggling to find a cure for whatever illness has taken over her daughter, who is then pushed to the limit of recruiting a Catholic priest, who himself doesn't even believe in exorcisms, then this is the movie for you.

Is this movie a horror? Well it's not scary in the same way that most modern horror movies are. The Exorcist is scary in that we're seeing the transformation of a young innocent girl into something unnatural, and a mother's struggle to deal with the situation.

There isn't much I can say that hasn't already been said. I recommend this film, but don't set up your expectations for a modern shock horror.
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4/10
Not much going for this movie. Don't bother.
24 July 2020
This movie's biggest problem is that it's so obviously an indie film. Impressive low budget films have to make up for their lack of production value somehow. This movie doesn't do that.

The story is contrived and un-stimulating. I wasn't sure if I was meant to question whether or not these imposter-creatures were real or if it really was all in the characters head. I can certainly say that I was convinced it was all hallucinations, and it turns out I was right.

So what was the point in the movie then? Was this some sort of examination on schizophrenia? Because there are far better movies out there that already do that. Or was this meant to be some sort of thriller about a crazy guy? If so, it still failed because the character was too sympathetic and too non-threatening.

Onto the acting. It was fine. The two leads seemed to have some chemistry, but it was all undercut by some terribly unnatural dialogue and possibly unscripted sequences of the two goofing around. The comedic ad libs were out of place and unfunny.

Now the audio. Did the director only have one mic? The most distracting scene took place on a basketball court where we can hear completely different audio from the two characters. If you're making cuts between each of the characters' lines, just give the mic to each of them and film the dialogue separately.

The apartment, which was a prominent set in the movie, echoed in probably every scene. The sound designer of this movie, who I believe is also the director, needs to do a better job at isolating sounds in his next project.

Also, maybe hang some real art up in your apartment or something, and get rid of the cracked leather casting couch... I get that it's a bachelor's suite but come on, the place looks like it was decorated by some fresh out of high school teenage guy, and not this 30 something year old, supposedly well put together man.
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Tremors (1990)
6/10
A fun little 80's action movie.
24 July 2020
This movie is a pretty entertaining, albeit cheesy, 80's action movie. The effects are actually quite good, and are most impressive when the monsters aren't actually visible. The setting is fun and the set pieces are well designed, especially once they start getting destroyed.

The characters are somewhat lacklustre with the exception of Kevin Bacon. The rest characters aren't particularly deep (they're caricatures really) and some are just irritating.

All this being said, I had fun watching this movie and would recommend it.
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9/10
Woah. Shockingly engaging thriller.
25 June 2020
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This is probably one of my favourite movies of the last few years. It's extremely engaging and shocking both narratively and visually. The acting, pacing, and visuals of the film were all fantastic. Each character was well defined and explored.

This movie isn't perfect but it's pretty close to it. There are two things that come to mind which I think might fix it in my opinion. The first is a minor problem. At some point in the second half in the film, the camera freezes on each of the characters and fades to the next scene. It's the only scene where this happens, and I don't know why. It's jarring and unnecessary as far as I'm concerned.

The second is in the structure. For the first half of the movie we're lead to believe that Sook-Hee is conning Lady Hideko at the behest of Count Fujiwara. We then realize that Fujiwara and Hideko had conned Sook-Hee. This definitely caught me off guard, especially since I had grown to expect Sook-Hee to help Hideko because she had fallen in love with her. The problem arises soon after this, when we learn that Hideko was actually conning Sook-Hee with Fujiwara. This isn't a major problem, I only think that this realization should've been saved for the end of the film.

Anyways, I'd absolutely recommend this movie. It's one of the best thrillers I've seen come out in quite a long time.
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5/10
Frustrating and often embarrassing.
25 June 2020
I would rate this movie lower if it weren't for a few instances of very stupid but welcomed humour. Otherwise, this film was boring, sloppy, poorly written, and overly ambitious.

I don't want to spend the time it would take to go into detail. I will only say that this movie is filled with inconsistencies both in its characters and it's style, lame attempts at wittiness that come off as embarrassing, and a fair amount of potentially interesting story ideas that were thrown together with very little consideration for how it will all fit.

I also want to make note of Mark Ruffalo's frustratingly bad performance. I don't know if he just wasn't trying, or if he was incapable of playing someone with any trace of charisma and charm, things that seem to have been essential to his otherwise empty vessel of a character.

Would I recommend the movie? No, don't waste your time. If you want a good Rian Johnson movie then just watch Knives Out (2019).
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6/10
A very well-made movie with a very simple premise.
22 June 2020
This feels somewhat like an indie movie. The story is extremely simple and the characters are defined quite well, to the credit of both the writer and actors. The plot revolves around a man who gets involved with some shady people and ends up dead. His brother then looks for revenge. That's it. It's not complicated or confusing, there's only a handful of characters that really even matter.

Unfortunately there isn't really much else to say about this movie. The characters, while defined, aren't deep enough to make this a real character study, nor are there aren't any moral dilemmas that are explored. Like I said, the story is simple.

There's nothing wrong with a simple story, especially one that's as well-crafted and well-acted as this one. This movie probably won't stick with me for much longer, but it was absolutely an enjoyable experience while watching it.
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Unthinkable (2010)
6/10
Standard action/terrorist themed movie.
22 June 2020
Unthinkable was enjoyable, but it's nothing particularly special. The story, which is obviously quite unrealistic, feels more like a randomly selected episode of 24 (2001-2014).

The performances in this movie are fine. Sheen gave a good performance and you were definitely able to sympathize with his character. Jackson is pretty much always fun to watch but his role could've been filled by almost anyone.

There isn't much more to say honesty. This isn't a deep movie. It's not some character study or anything and it won't make you think about the moral implications of torture. It's an action movie at heart, so if that's what you're looking for, you won't be disappointed.
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6/10
A disappointing Hitchcock film.
18 June 2020
My least favourite Hitchcock film that I've seen.

The movie begins with blood curdling screams from various women. You'd think perhaps they'd come across a dead body or some other horrific scene, but no, they lost their pearls. This heightened reality is characteristic of the entire film in my opinion. 'The Cat' is like a movie figure, as is his entire cohort of war-time friends, who now want him dead. Why? Because the police believe Cary Grant is responsible for a new string of burglaries, and this would somehow put his old colleagues in danger of losing their parole.

Grace Kelly is mesmerizing as always, though her mother, played by Jessie Royce Landis, comes off as aggressive, which I have to admit got on my nerves at times.

The movie got better as it went along, despite the predictable plot twists. I hate to say it but I was disappointed by this movie, considering my love for thrillers, some of my favourites being Hitchcock's own films. Nonetheless, the movie is fun at times, and watching the romance between Grant and Kelly was enjoyable.
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I See You (II) (2019)
6/10
Sloppily written but otherwise a fine thriller.
16 June 2020
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This movie had me interested, then I was uninterested, and then it got me interested again, and then I was uninterested again.

This review's gonna be a long one, where I pretty much explain the entire movie and then point out the parts of it that don't make any sense. Skip to the end if that's all you want to see.

The summary of this movie claims that a small town detective is investigating the kidnapping of a child. We soon learn that this crime may be connected to a series of past child-murders through the discovery of a green pocket knife. Apparently the killer has a bunch of green pocket knives and he buries all of his victims with them.

There's drama in the detective's house. His wife (Jackie) has cheated on him and his son (Connor) is angry. Strange things happen in this house, as if there were an intruder. At one point, the the wife's lover shows up and gets hit in the head with a mug. We are to assume this was the angry son. The lover is brought into the basement where he is killed my someone. Possibly the Connor (as the Jackie assumes) or more likely an intruder attempting to frame the son.

At this point we're given a parallel story about a couple of young adults, one of whom is an avid home invader (yet the two of them take this crime quite lightly...). One of these two (Mindy) witnesses the death of Jackie's lover at the hands of the detective himself (Greg). Is this a simple revenge plot?

Barer and her partner in crime (Alec) want to escape, but Alec has been playing pranks on the family (including throwing the mug at Jackie's lover) and for whatever reason, decides tranquilize and hogtie Connor and place him in the bathtub. While doing this, Alec places a green pocket knife in a bar of soap... Is he the child murderer?

Alec and Mindy get into an argument and Alec pushes her down some stairs. Mindy loses consciousness, so Alec decides to put her in the trunk of Greg's car... Greg and Jackie find their son tied up and panic. Jackie takes Connor to the hospital, while Greg drives into the woods, gets out of the car, and disappears for a moment. In this moment, Mindy wakes up and finds a camper with some kidnapped children tied up inside. Greg (the detective) comes up behind her and knocks her out.

Greg returns home and now decides to search his house for the intruder who tied up his son. Greg also kills Mindy, placing a gun that he had for some reason into her hand, making it look like she was trying to kill him. Alec confronts Greg. He knows that he is the murderer, and is also responsible for the series of child murders years before. Alec was one of the children that Greg tried to kill, hence why he had the green pocket knife. Alec kills Greg, Greg's partner shoots Alec, but Alec survives and exposes Greg.

So, why did Alec decide to tie up Connor? That goes quite a bit beyond his usual pranks like turning the TV on randomly... Why did Alec stab a knife into the bar of soap? Was is just so we'd see that it was the same green knife from before? Why did Greg drive into the woods and just disappear for no reason, right after his son was tied up by a home invader? He wasn't in his camper, so where was he? Where did Greg get this second gun? If it's his gun, the police will be able to trace the gun back to him... Also, why did Greg's partner shoot Alec on sight? Was he also involved in the child abductions? You can't just shoot a guy on sight like that, but whatever.

All in all this movie was entertaining at parts but there were just too many instances of sloppy writing for me to give this anything higher than a score of 'slightly above average.' Otherwise it's fairly well made, the acting is fine, and the music is actually quite disturbing.
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8/10
An well-made and entertaining little murder-mystery.
14 June 2020
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I really enjoyed this movie. Some have complained that it wasn't very funny, and while I agree, I really just don't think it's meant to be all that funny. It's quirky in a way, but certainly not comedic, just light hearted. There are two examples of small, fourth-wall breaking moments, and I'd prefer if they weren't in the movie at all, but aside from those, the movie was played fairly straight. I really don't know why it's advertised as a comedy in the first place.

As others have said, the acting was terrific, and the sea shanties really set in a light hearted, murder mystery mood. This movie gave the feeling of watching a classic who-fun-it on a rainy night. The scale was small and intimate. The characters who memorable and eccentric all in their own ways. The story was simple and tight, and the pacing was good as far as I'm concerned.

There is one issue with the plot, which has been brought up before. Why not just call in the crime as self-defence. I suppose the writers tried to eliminate this as an option by having Mary Beth use a brick to smash the man's face in (and thereby showing an excessive amount of force more descriptive of murder) but when we saw his body, it wasn't all that damaged.

Still, I was thoroughly entertained as this simple thread of a murder was woven into a web, with a new member of the townsfolk at each end. If you're interested, I'd recommend grabbing a cozy blanket, dimming the lights, and sinking into a nice couch to experience this film.
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5/10
Pretty solid middle of the road kinda movie.
13 June 2020
Get the Gringo is a fine action movie that's bogged down by some weird and unfitting narration (that really only appears throughout the first half of the film), some odd dialogue that comes off as scripted, and a bit of obvious acting by Mel Gibson.

I haven't seen very many of Gibson's movies. He seems like a pretty good director. As an actor however, at least in this movie, he comes off as precisely that. An actor. That is to say, almost every line he says sounds like a line he memorized off a script. He wasn't terrible or annoying to watch, but the performance certainly came off as unnatural.

The general story was good enough. Above what I would expect for most action movies. Gibson's travels in America were enjoyable, but a bit rushed.

I don't have much else to say other than that I enjoyed watching pretty much all of the lead characters, and the pacing was fast enough to keep me interested. I also appreciate the way the movie handled some more serious subject matter. It wasn't too dramatic, but it wasn't treated too lightly either.

In the end I'd say you could take it or leave it. The movie isn't anything special. It's not boring but it's not all that memorable either.
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Somewhere (2010)
7/10
A great, slow-paced, character focused movie.
11 June 2020
Normally I'm a plot-guy. If a movie has a clever, well-written plot, I can easily look past a lot of other things. When it comes to movies without much of a plot, I tend not to like them. This movie is an exception.

You can get pretty much the entire story from the one sentence synopsis on IMDb. What isn't conveyed is the outstanding chemistry between Stephen Dorff and Elle Fanning. If I didn't know any better, I'd think they were actually father and daughter. Both performances were fantastic.

Aside from this the movie is fairly simple. As far as technique goes, it's all quite simple, with long drawn out, meandering shots - almost as if you're there, just zoning out, like our protagonist often does in his own life. The movie is a character study in a way, and the camera work compliments the main character.

I wasn't blown away by this or anything, but even just the two lead performances make this movie worth the watch.
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Better Watch Out (II) (2016)
3/10
I don't know if I've ever felt more second hand embarrassment in a single 90 minute period in my entire life.
11 June 2020
Wow. Allen Johnson said it best.

"'Better Watch Out' is a horror 'comedy' about a deranged 12-year-old boy with a script that feels like it was written by a deranged 12-year-old boy."

Levi Miller gives the most embarrassing performance yet as a 'crazy and psychotic' child-murderer. Have you ever seen that cringy video of a guy with makeup doing his best impression of Heath Ledger's Joker, only to be caught by his roommate? This movie is like watching that, but for 90 minutes. This movie feels like some 20-years-too-early audition tape for Miller's own Joker movie. If this is the case, cast someone else.

If there's one thing that needs to be told to whoever wrote this movie, even though it should be self evident, it's that dancing around while killing people may be disturbing if it's Hannibal Lecter or something, but it sure as Hell isn't creepy or disturbing when it's some scrawny kid whose voice cracks every second line. I mean I get it. All kids are fairly embarrassing at some stage in their lives. I sure was. But my God, this is beyond anything I could have imagined.

I feel bad for everyone involved with this movie. Sure there was some moments of outright terrible acting by Olivia DeJonge, but surely she doesn't deserve to star in this pile of garbage. Replacing Miller with someone that wasn't completely laughable wouldn't even solve the problem though. This film is also riddled with the most clichéd and tired tropes, not to mention the countless moments of stupidity acted out by our incapable protagonist. It's hard to watch in almost every way. The production value is decent though, so I guess it's not as bad as it could've been.

Do I recommend this movie? Please don't bother. It's not even funny bad, it's just embarrassing. If you're looking for a Christmas horror, watch Krampus (2015). If you're looking for a movie about a person who has to escape some sort of hostage situation, watch Ready or Not (2019).
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The Overnight (2015)
7/10
Pretty funny, not-stupid modern comedy.
10 June 2020
I'm kind of surprised at the ratings for this movie. Aside from the degenerate actions of the characters, I thought it was pretty funny.

This soon turns into a downward spiral. Similar to many typical raunchy comedies, our middle aged characters (all parents of small children) get drunk and smoke pot like a bunch of failed teenage high-school drop outs. Eventually we their actions turn more and more sexual, past the point that you, the viewer, are convinced of some sort of swinger conspiracy.

The story goes on and some motivations are realized. There's not really any moral lesson to this movie, so don't expect that. I won't spoil the ending but I will say I was hoping for something different.

Regardless, I thought the movie was funny and entertaining and awkward, just as it was meant to be. I don't connect with these characters in any way, and would never find myself in a position such as theirs, but from an outsiders perspective, it was an interesting ride.
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6/10
Decent premise, but a dated and messy execution.
10 June 2020
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This movie is not as good as I was expecting, given its ratings. The premise is essentially that Kevin Bacon gets hypnotized and as a result, is able to see a variety of things, including ghosts, past events and future events, sometimes all mixing together. He switches from being disturbed by this new ability, to captivated by it. Sometimes he wants it gone, sometimes he obsessed over it.

Eventually the story comes together. A girl from the neighbourhood went missing and Kevin Bacon's son begins to communicate with her spirit. This girl appears to Bacon himself at times, but not in any clear way. We find out from a police officer/weird ghost whisperer guy, who's apparently in some sort of clubhouse for ghost whisperers, that the ghost girl is getting (for no good reason) angry. Only Kevin Bacon's wife learns this information however, and for whatever reason, she decides to keep it to herself.

Kevin Bacon then spends a good amount of time digging around his property, presumably for the girls body. Eventually, after tearing up his house, he finds her body and envisions the murder of the girl by the two sons of his friends in an awfully dated and PG-rated rape scene.

Now, this scene set my opinions in stone. Taking the subject matter of the story, which is a supposedly brutal attempted rape and murder, and dumbing it down to the level of cheesiness that it was, is insulting and eye-rolling. The filmmakers could have really made a disturbingly dark movie - after all, it's supposed to be a horror about people seeing ghosts. Instead, the movie often has the feeling of some boner-comedy-horror (exaggerated by the parents frequent partying, another elements which I didn't understand given their age), with some thrown in jump-scares and a semi-serious plot for a backdrop.

Now, not every scene was ruined. Kevin Bacon was pretty good for much of the film, even when he was given some stupid dialogue or character decision. His sister in law however, was taken straight out of a late 90s sitcom, and ruined every scene she was in.

The movie was decently entertaining and had a somewhat interesting premise. It's a slightly above average movie, but I wouldn't go around saying it's some sort of hidden gem.
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Boy (I) (2010)
7/10
Cute little comedy with a lot of heart.
8 June 2020
I want to like Waititi's movies more. I like them a good bit, but I just can't help but find myself somewhat bored sometimes.

This movie is pretty cute, funny, and sad. It's lighthearted apart from a couple scenes which end short of any real dramatic tension. And that's not a bad thing. The movie shouldn't be bogged down. It's supposed to be a cute comedy movie, not a tear-jerker.

The performances are all great, especially considering it's mostly kids. Waititi himself is fun to watch, and possesses many of the elements that would make a fantastic father, and also many of the elements that make a terrible one.

It's it hilarious? No, but it'll make you smile. Is it depressing? No, but it might just bring a tear to your eye. That's how I feel about this movie I guess. Definitely we'll-made and worth the watch if you're considering it.
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7/10
A small-scale sci-fi with lots of potential.
8 June 2020
This was a pretty fun little movie. The scale was small and the characters were few, which made for a refreshing sci-fi movie. If you want to watch a well-made mystery about a strange radio broadcast, with the nostalgic feelings of a tv-movie and a radio horror/drama, then you'll want to watch this movie.

The highlight of the movie for me, was when we listen to a radio interview with a man who became involved with a government conspiracy about aliens. The interview feels fairly long, and I enjoyed every minute of it. During the scene, the screen cuts to black, and stays black for a short while (this happens a few times throughout the movie). This draws your attention to the audio, and gives a sense that you're really listening to an actual radio interview, and not just watching a scene in a movie. There's a strangely comforting feeling I get when I think about sitting in a nice couch with dimmed lights, listening to something mysterious like this.

Still, the movie had some fallbacks. The plot for one, doesn't really get going until 20 minutes into the movie. And it's only a 90 minute movie. Sure those 20 minutes are spent introducing us to the two lead characters, but that could've also happened alongside some sort of introduction to the theme of the film.

I'm also not crazy about the end. I don't know what I would've done differently here - I just found it unsatisfying and depressing. This movie feels like it could've had more. It's still really good, but if it just had something more, perhaps an adapted plot from some Stephen King short, then this could be a great little midnight feature.

Also there's some stylistic choices I wasn't a fan of. They don't ruin the movie, they're just unnecessary.
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Detour (1945)
7/10
A tight little movie with a great lead, but a not so great side character.
31 May 2020
Aside from Ann Savage's performance as Vera, the film was quite enjoyable. The plot is simple yet captivating with an added layer of atmosphere provided by the classic noir-style narration and a haunting jazz tune. I thoroughly enjoyed every element of this movie except for one character.

Now I wasn't alive in 1945, but did anyone really speak like Vera did in this movie? She sounds like a caricature of a 1930s gangster - one you'd see in a cartoon perhaps. And when contrasted with Tom Neal's cool and collected performance, Vera came off as ridiculous and annoying.

If you can get past this one character, I'd recommend you watch the movie.
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7/10
Not perfect, but pretty great considering the circumstances.
28 May 2020
The subject matter of this movie is difficult to depict. Still, this particular film did it pretty well. I felt for the characters and connected with them in various ways. There are a few powerful scenes that brought tears to my eyes. But there were others that just felt mishandled, to put it bluntly.

"Dated" might not be the best term for it, but it's all I've got right now. Again, this subject matter is serious, but because of its age, the film suffers and it becomes more difficult to take as seriously as it should be. The script is one part of this problem. Some of the dialogue is just unrealistic or silly. I think most people who've dealt with these things would be able to recognize the lack of rawness in some of these scenes.

I haven't read the book. There are elements of this story that, in my opinion, are cheapened by certain details that I can only assume come from the source. The story is about depression, and the process that the family goes through in order to cope with an attempted suicide. Adding a sub-plot about a brother who died, and connecting it to the protagonists mental state, cheapens the depression itself by treating it as a reaction to an obviously horrific event, rather than as a spontaneous/genetic mental illness.

The film is called "Ordinary People," and while depression is unfortunately rather ordinary, the other elements of this story are not. It's almost as if the writer has some sort of disconnect with the average American family, à la John Hughes.

Also, depicting the subject as an upper class person, who soon manages to find a romantic partner, trivializes the problems that the protagonist faces. This isn't to say that wealthy people or people in relationships can't have depression, obviously. I only think that those things detract from the subject at hand, and distance the average viewer from the protagonist.

There are however certain subtle elements of the writing and performances that were quite real. I don't want to get into details, but the passiveness of Conrad's mother and her inability to recognize signs in her husbands, her sons, and her own behaviour, are some of the most true-to-life, and often ignored experiences I've seen depicted in film.

The performances were quite good. Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore especially. The friction and confusion caused by the situation are again, raw and real, and can be easily recognized and related to by the viewer.

While I had my problems with the movie, it's still a terrific film, especially given that it takes on the challenge of depicting serious subject matter in a serious way.
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