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Ambulance (2022)
Aaaaahhhh.
For the love of God. Please stop letting Michael Bay direct things. Explosions do not a movie make. How can he still be allowed to direct this kind of trash?
The Batman (2022)
Batman meets Se7en.
Despite my feeling that Batman and Alfred were miscast and the awful voiceover at the start and end of the film, I actually really enjoyed this. A dark and gritty adaptation of the Gotham Knight.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
AWFUL.
The worst movie I've seen since Batman and Robin. Everyone involved in this travesty should get a lifetime ban from the film industry.
F9 (2021)
Jesus Christ.
A shark, in a larger shark, jumping over an exploding shark, in a car, in space... that's also an advertisement for Corona, with a Captain America cut scene ending thrown in. The constant effort to one up the previous film has resulted in the most ludicrous movie +/- Ludacris you could ever imagine.
Banshee (2013)
Incredible.
I stumbled across this by accident, years after it had finished, whilst desperate for something to watch during the new release hiatus caused by Covid. What a find! This is the best series I've seen in years. Over the top? Certainly. Ludicrous violence? 100%. But the acting, the characters, the wonderful little editing tricks... If you've never seen it, start watching now. You won't be disappointed.
Infinite (2021)
Awful.
Started with an interesting concept, but revealed itself to be a Trojan horse of manure as it descended into a ludicrous suckfest with atrocious CGI.
The 2nd (2020)
Abysmal.
Truly one of the worst action movies I've ever seen. Awful dialogue. Wooden delivery. Terrible action sequences. Drunken camerawork.