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Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
Awesome!! Done right!!
Considering adult movies typically do not get big budgets, this was done right. C3P0 is gay ( not a real stretch ), Obi-Wan is a horny drunk, Chewy gets laid, Darth Vader gets a BJ and still hasn't figured out how to use the force, etc. You need to see this if you are a fan of the franchise. If nothing else, you can skip through the sex scenes and watch everything else as it is good for a laugh.
" How big of a target do you need? "
Han shot first...and second...and third...and fourth...and fifth....and sixth...and seventh. " Shoot first......shoot often ".
The Stormtroopers are hot, but, still can't shoot.
Luke: "I thought you said this thing was fast! "
Han: " I was talking about your mother "
Rock of Ages (2012)
This movie made me want to puke!!
How do you ruin great 80's music? Option 1: Replace it with 90's crybaby music. Option 2: Put it in this movie! My God ( and I am atheist ), these have to be the worst renditions of great 80's music I ever heard!!
Imagine, if you will, you take a great song and then have someone with the voice of a crackling 12 year old boy hitting puberty. Now imagine, you take that newly mixed song and back the vocals with the sound of tossing terrified cats into a wood chipper. Now imagine that and then having Nicki Menaj put more vocals on top of it. Now imagine all that and auto-tune everything with T-Pain putting more vocals on it. Can you imagine all of that? The singing in this movie is worse!!
Do yourself a favor and watch another movie......any movie.....even a Jim Carey movie is better than this!