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Grey's Anatomy: Song Beneath the Song (2011)
The worst episode ever!!!!
What in the world did the creators of this episode think. When they start with this musical crap, it is a clear indication that they have no more original ideas, that the show is going down.
First 4 - 5 seasons were good, then it all started going down hill. This episode, half way through, I just stopped watching it.
Now I need to fill out the lines, at is has not enough of them. So here it goes
BLA BLA BLA - - - YADA YADA YADAAAA
Yada
IS it ENOUGH - - Stupid guidelines.
Tarzan (2013)
WORST Ever Remake
I would give it 0 / 10.
The story has nothing to do with the Tarzan stories.
Point 1. The emphasizing that the boy was from an American family.
Point 2. The period in which the cartoon is set
Point 3. Sci - Fi element.
Point 4. The only thing common to the "Tarzan" is the title and that is it.
If this cartoon would have any other title, I could buy it. But Tarzan, and one more steeling of a classic story with origins in Europe. This Mercia's trend is becoming down right annoying.
47 Ronin (2013)
This is one more Hollywood movie butchering
I began to watch this movie, because I decided to take a break from writing my book today on the Easter Sunday. .
47 Ronin is the story, which is amazing and it really speaks about the Japanese history and mind of the time.
Then I saw the first 10 minutes of the movie. With Mr. Neo playing. To top it off, they completely destroyed the concept of the story. The only thing that is equal to previous movie works with the same "story" and title - - is the title.
The costumography is ridiculous, and out of place. Not to mention the "beast". Where The F. . . ck. did that thing come from.
Now to acting. Of course, Keanu is one of the worst actors in my book, and the rest are no better. Wooden acting, and appalling script.
Absolutely everything was bad about this peace of dung.
I give it 0 / 10
Once Upon a Time (2011)
Great opportunity, failed miserably in execution
I am on the season 3, with the Neverland and Peter Pan - ( Interesting how they have made a fairy tale boy who just wanted to be loved, into a Ego maniacal sociopath, with delusions of grandeur, with obsessive compulsive control freak tendencies ).
I was recommended this series by my EX. . . . Go figure, me being a moron, actually taking her advice on the series, gave it a chance . .
It does not even work as a background noise while I am doing other things on the PC.
Let us talk about the "Snow". The lead character, which was supposed to infatuate us with her beauty, charm and cuteness. . . I am sure that the lead actress, is a nice girl and all - - However, she was terribly miscast for the role of the "Snow frikin White". She simply does not have that X factor. Which is so much necessary if it is one of the characters that are carrying the show. Not to mention the tripe about "True love conquers all" bull crap, and her self righteous, tormented, speeches about what is right and what is wrong. It is above clichéd, next to her, I'd become "evil", just to kill her ass, therefore to shut her up once and for all.
Prince Charming ( Josh Dallas ), at the beginning of the show. He is behaving like a confused little teen age prick. Then he somehow man's up, and becomes just as irritating as "Snow". Their "true love", there is no chemistry, no energy, no spark, and he was also completely miscast.
Emma ( Jennifer Morrison ) is - - - decent, tolerable.
The Evil Queen ( Lana Parrilla ) - - She is perfectly cast, and hot she carries the series, yet somewhere down the line, the script writers, and directors ruined her character. "Rumpelstiltskin" - ( Robert Carlyle ) - is doing his best with what he has to work with.
The rest are simply OVERACTING, to the point that it is absolutely ridiculous already. Comes out pretentious, unprofessional - "Stevan Segal / Keanu Reeves" wooden "acting".
The show is absolutely confuses with countless sub plots, and fairy tale characters thrown in, with the attempt to make the show more interesting and "deep". Failing miserably. Given the fact, that the creators are the same as of "Lost" it is not even surprising. That show was also one of the worst peaces of TV ever made. Alas, they are making shows for sheep with low level of intellectual and critical thinking. It is made for stupid masses. Anyone with at least a bit of intellect, and actual taste and desire for well developed characters, good script, and at least decent directing will see this show for what it really is. A complete and utter garbage.
Special effects. There are none, CGI is a complete joke. Even the weather channel has a better CGI with weather charts. The sets of the fairy-tales, are absolutely horrendous, as if taken from some school play. With today's technology, computer programs and so on - - - - To have low budged CGI, it is just an insult. Especially after such great examples of the CGI in many movies
Yet we have seen many low budged movies and series, executed perfectly. This one is NOT one of them.
I would advise against watching it. Be warned, or suffer blindness and bleeding ears from watching this so called "Show". It baffles me, that it has such high score.
The Musketeers (2014)
Bull crap - Clichéd another BS show BE WARNED
This is another period soap.
Lot's of annoying music.
The script full of cliché's.
Costumography is not of that period.
The set of the French court is absolutely ridiculous. At that time, it was full of glamour, and splendor. Yet we see the king in his throne room which is very much a bit of a fancy chair, and that is about it.
Bare walls, one flag and that is about it.
This show is a waste of money.
The actors are over acting. They behave like a very stuck up macho male idiots.
BE warned. . . Do not waste your time on this pig's manure.I would give this peace of crap 0 / 10 if I could. It is appraised over 8 / 10. The critic's must be mad and have no taste.
Revolution (2012)
Pile of turd, to be avoided at all costs.
I just had to write a review of this show, it is so bad, that it is not even funny anymore. So much money wasted, and good shows got canceled because shows like this got higher ratings. I was watching "Falling skies", yes it had some issues, but still much better written and characters were much more developed. The storyline was interesting too. The show has been canceled as far as I know, and this one took its place it seems. . . . . It is criminal.
Producers / writers / directors - - - Making shows like this one or "LOST", which is absolutely THE WORST ALL TIME SHOW EVER - - should at least pretend to try and make a good shows.
The dialogs are wooden, the acting is absolutely unbelievable. The logic behind the actions and post-apocalyptic world is ridiculous. Many stated the issues more in details, thus I will avoid doing that.
The story line is unbelievably full of plot holes, and not to mention all the clichés one can find in this show. Every possible cliché imagined is in here.
I went through season one, and it became noise filler in the background while I was doing other stuff on the computer. Thus it was bearable. Now I am watching season two, well I was watching it, basically fast forwarding through it. Because I am on a 12 hour shift, and nothing to do today, yet I could not go through it.
It is amazing how worse the show became. The idea was very interesting, but the execution of it is worse than anything I have seen, except LOST. People, whom wrote this show, should never be allowed to write ever again. I mean they got paid for this load of manure.
I will conclude with the most annoying character. Charlie, I mean come on. Going to search for Monroe, only with a crossbow. No supplies, nothing warm to wear at night, kicking ass all over the place. In reality, she would have been probably raped and killed in the first town she'd walk into.
As for the whining, all the time whining, all the time crying and moaning, all of the main characters, just cry and moan, and are all blaming themselves for the apocalypse - - - Give me a an F- ing BREAK.
I was hoping, wishing, that they would die - - - all of them. I was rooting for the bad guys in the end. I could not stand to watch this pile of turd anymore. Avoid - - - Skip it - - This show is what is wrong with people today. It reflects the brain functions of a regular person in the civilized world / America, because they do make the focus group study, to see if the show will bring profit. This one obviously does, and here in lies the answer, why they are making idiotic shows like this one. People watch them, they find them entertaining, because the average viewer has the IQ of a cabbage.
I would give it ZERO out of TEN - - if I could, thus I can give only one. How this shows is rated above 1 it is beyond me.