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The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter (2018)
If you like unrelatable characters and try-hard forced humor, this is for you
I started watching this movie on Netflix because Danny McBride is in it, and I loved Eastbound & Down, so I thought this would be pretty funny. It had so much potential to be funny, Danny McBride as a camera guy on a hunting trip with a father and son SOUNDS like hilarity would ensue, but this was garbage. It's boring, the characters aren't relatable to anyone, the jokes are stale and maybe would have been somewhat funny to a general audience in 1998. The redneck protag likes AMERICAN cheese! Not that fancy foreign stuff?? XD SO HILARIOUS! And what's the deal with the kid? His weird attitude doesn't come off as "funny", it's like they are saying he has a weird form of undiagnosed autism or something.
And then just to make the movie stupider and creepy for no reason even in the middle of Hollywood execs and politicians being outed as sexual deviants and pedophiles, they have the camera guy showing porn of his gf to a 12 year old kid. I stopped watching right here. Is that suppose to be funny to anyone? That's pig disgusting. Yeah, this review contains spoilers. It has pedophilia undertones and vomit inducing cuck porn. Avoid this movie.
Wacky Taxi (1972)
weird but ok
This movie actually did have some funny parts, like when he takes the guy to the airport and manages to steal fares from legit taxis. Then after all the funny stuff, this movie gets kinda dark out of nowhere. This is suppose to be a family movie? Pepper takes a girl to get a black market abortion, he gets his car stolen, thinks he will have to go back to a job he hates, goes a little crazy and chokes out Frank Sinatra Jr because he thinks hes a car thief. the end of the movie is on a higher note, but the whole movie is weird. its interesting at least.
World War Z (2013)
Retarded
This movie was pretty terrible. There was a few minutes of this movie that were actually enjoyable which is why it gets a 4 instead of a 1 or two. The part where Brad Pitt has to escort his family out of an apartment building by duct taping magazines to himself as body armor. That was the only good part of the movie. I wouldn't watch this whole movie again for 20, or even 30 Dollars. /Maybe/ 40. So the Jews just suddenly start letting in Muslims into their secret zombie proof walled city for some reason? Why? "It's less of them we have to fight..." Yeah, no. There are so many zombies out there, they had to make CGI waves of them, lapping at the walls (a la first episode of Spongebob Squarepants). So now they are worried about a few bus full of people? "I mean...we had to seem like the good guys in this movie, so uh, that's why we did that. Our government is a Theocracy that literally openly hates Muslims, but suddenly when they are getting eaten alive, we grew a heart 10 times too large like the goddamn Grinch." And why does Brad Pitt HAVE to travel to all of these places at the drop of a hat? "I'M LOOKING FOR PATIENT ZERO!" Yeah man, you should fly out to this prison, I heard something about it...or something. "I'M GONNA NEED SEAL TEAM 6 TO BACK ME UP ON THIS!" Then when Brad Pitt gets there, they just tell him everything was destroyed in a fire...OK? Why didn't they just tell them that on the radio? This is a military installation. Why are they not in radio contact with each other? Do zombies halt radio waves now? Oh, but by the way, we have this prisoner here you didn't know about. You can question him- I guess, but he's crazy so don't bother. "WHATS THAT CRAZY MAN?! TRAVEL SOMEWHERE ELSE?!?! OK! This movie is almost as corny as Signs. Only kids should legitimately enjoy this movie as they are not smart enough to see how corny it really is. Like Independence Day.
Lat sau san taam (1992)
A 10/10 action movie
This movie is awesome. When something gets shot in this movie, it has a 80% chance of exploding or at least sparks flying off of it. Birdcages explode and it's cool as hell for some reason. It's not trying to be realistic I guess it why it's cool. There's drinking, smoking, babies pissing on people, a guy that claims to have a house in Guam (you don't get to see it though), dudes getting shot up, hookers, dudes getting shot in the head at point blank range. You see, that's what separates this movie from other action movies. When someone has a gun pointed at their head in American action films, they normally don't get shot, the gun is grabbed, or the hero arrests them, something else happens. But not this bad ass movie. People get shot in their faces on a regular basis. Everyone should watch this movie every morning to start their day off right.
Eraserhead (1977)
Fun for the whole family
Henry takes a vacation from his boring job at a printing factory to relax. He meets up with his old girlfriend and finally has to meet her wacky family! It's a hoot. Better than "Meet the Fockers", really. Henry finds out he's a new daddy during the whole ordeal too. Great special effects, good family orientated humor, a movie for the kids AND parents. The acting is great, the characters are deep and well rounded. This movie is a laugh riot. Will Henry snap under the pressure of being a new dad and dealing with the pressure from his shaky relationship and in- laws? I vote this for the feel good movie of '77. Really top notch work by David Lynch. 8 Stars and two big thumbs up.
Oblivion (2013)
Laughably bad yet entertaining
The only criticism I've heard of this stupid movie so far that wasn't from the voices in my own head was that Tom Cruise is in it, and that he's a Scientologist...really people? Who cares? Anyway, if you are a movie buff, you will surely get some good laughs from this movie, it's very cheesy, but in the good kind of way. I'm still glad I saw this at the Dollar movie. Tom Cruise uses his skills he learned while flying F- 14s in 'Top Gun' to dodge lightning in this movie when he is being chased by killer drones. No, seriously. He literally dodges lightning and it hits the drones behind him. I always write about spoilers in bad movies because it really isn't worth saving up for so here it is. The 'aliens' are the human resistance led by Morgan Freeman! So after years of fighting Tom Cruises drone army, all Morgan Freeman does is leave behind books and things for him...what? Why would they not just leave a note behind that says "Stop killing us, we are people, here is an enclosed picture of our rag-tag army without our predator helmets on, see? We're humans and you are a clone, and so is your sexy clone partner." They leave the helmets and predator gear on to "fool" the killer drones. WHAT? Oh OK, that explains everything, thank you, movie. That wraps is all up guys. Then the all knowing computer mothership thing lets the humans crash land on Earth for some reason... it's not like the mothership doesn't know about the human craft in orbit. It was right in front of the mothership at one point. Just send out a drone to blast it while in orbit...the drones knew to kill the survivors AFTER the crash, but not before? What? OK there are just so many things to point out for being stupid. Also, why does this have a 7.1? Like how Tom Cruise in this movie seems pretty intelligent, why does he believe he will be "fried" in the "Radiation Zones"? His high tech ship and cool gear doesn't protect him from radiation at all? If it would fry you in the zone, wouldn't the radiation at least harm you when you are close to it? Why doesn't he question that at all? He just accepts that he can't go there. So in closing it sucks, but in a good way. It would be wroth renting at the Red Box if you are bored and wanna drink some beers with your buddies and laugh at all the really obnoxiously retarded parts. (Movie also contains partially nudity of the hot clone)