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5/10
Not a good movie, but campy fun
14 November 2023
Rumor has it that Jack Warner, mad at Bette Davis, deliberately miscast her in BEYOND THE FOREST, which ended her Warners contract.

This overbaked melodrama, seemingly inspired by the French novel MADAME BOVARY, deals with Rosa Moline, a sexy young vixen married to a dutiful but dull small town doctor (Joseph Cotton.)

Rosa hates everything and everybody, especially her husband, and longs to escape small town boredom by moving to exciting Chicago.

Casting the stout, middleaged, ultra-Yankee Bette as a Latina sexpot was wrong, but putting her in what looks like a black fright wig from the dollar store was sadistic.

Bette compounds the mistake by overacting to the point of self-parody, and constantly drawing attention to the wig by fidgeting with it.

Plot points make no sense -- the millionaire would ditch his debutantes and reputation to marry dowdy tramp Rosa, just because she gives a good b___job? Really? (That's the script's clear implication.) Ruth Roman plays a small role that makes no sense and has no connection to the plot. The story is muddled, the flashback structure is pointless, and suspense and interesting twists are absent.

But unintentionally funny camp moments abound! Bette shoots a porcupine dead and explains: "I don't like porkies. They IIIIRRRitate me." "What a dump" was made famous by Edward Albee.

She bolsters her confidence with self-talk: "Any other woman would have taken the money. I'm not any other woman. I'm ROSA MOLINE! I'm DIFFERENT!"

Near the end, when Cotton finds her in a waiting room, I thought that was an abortionist. Or is it a divorce lawyer? In any case, she throws herself down an embankment -- 19th century dramaturgy's way of inducing a miscarriage -- and gives herself peritonitis, leading to the apotheosis of camp in the final scene where, dying, she smears lipstick on her face and lurches towards the station to catch the last train for Chicago.

One final raspberry for Max Steiner, who repeats the pop tune "Chicago" in the score to the point of absurdity. "Chicago" in a minor key: danger! "Chicago" with violins: love! Even the train wheels chant, "ChiCAHgo, ChiCAHgo!" Not Mr. Steiner's finest hour.

Some rate this film higher than I do. Maybe you will, too. Or, like me, you'll appreciate mainly as "so bad it's good."
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Babylon (I) (2022)
4/10
Flip side of LA LA LAND is deleriously disgusting
10 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Damien Chazelle's BABYLON, with Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, Jean Smart, etc, is an episodic story set in the Hollywood movie business from 1926 to 1935.

The characters are based on real people from the era: Pitt is John Gilbert, Jean Smart is Louella Parsons/Adela Rogers St. John, Robbie is Clara Bow/Joan Crawford, etc. Even Irving Thalberg makes an appearance.

At times, explaining the title, the film seems to be dramatizing Kenneth Anger's HOLLYWOOD BABYLON page by page, or redoing THE DAY OF THE LOCUST in more explicit and disgusting ways. It's probably worth seeing when you know the period but ...

THE DOWNSIDES: It's way too long, over 3 hours. The central Robbie character is so irresponsible, deceitful, selfish, manipulative and out of control, she arouses no empathy. Pitt is the sole sympathetic character, but he's sort of peripheral.

Chazelle gets the locations and the cars right, but the tone is all off. I never felt for a moment I was in the 1920s or 1930s. Every second word in the dialogue is f-- or motherf--, which I believe were not common swear words in that era. (People said g.d. A lot.) Robbie looks and acts strictly 21st century. Even her costumes are modern.

Saving the worst for last, Chazelle seems to have been stung by criticism that his LA LA LAND (which I enjoyed) was too sweet and sentimental a take on Hollywood. BABYLON overcorrects, to put it mildly.

The first third of the movie begins with an elephant spraying people with diarrhea, then centers on an orgiastic Hollywood party so spectacularly grotesque and disgusting, it makes Fellini's SATYRICON look like a nursery rhyme. It goes on and on: naked people grossly copulating, casual violence, overdose deaths, fat epicene producers having prostitutes urinate all over them, etc.

The best scenes are in the middle. The very best is when Diego Calva (who plays the audience POV character, like Nick Carraway in THE GREAT GATSBY or Todd in THE DAY OF THE LOCUST) finds a guy who can repay Robbie's huge gambling debts to a mobster who has threatened to have his guys throw acid on her face if she doesn't pay up.

They hand the bag of cash to the mob boss (Tobey Maguire) , who proceeds to regale them with his idiotic screenplay ideas. Diego is amazed his buddy could raise the money so quickly, so the guy whispers it was easy -- it's prop money from the studio!

There's no escape so the guys sit there sweating as the mobster drones on with the bag of phony money next to him. A suspense scene worthy of Hitchcock. The moment when the boss discovers the money is fake is well handled also.

But then the mob boss for no good reason leads the guys down into a horrifying, almost pitch dark sex club. They descend from level to level, like Dante's Inferno, with the activities getting more and more sickening and depraved. Chazelle seems to be commenting somehow on present day depravity, but the point isn't clear, and the viewer experience is like wading thru excrement.

If Chazelle wanted to prove he can be as revolting as Tarantino or DePalma, he succeeds, but after 3 hours I still didn't understand what he wants us to get out of this gruesome, repugnant cavalcade. Maybe he felt the shock scenes would stir controversy, sending people to theatres to see what all the fuss was about. He miscalculated. Audiences were turned off by all the grossness and the film totally flopped.

Chazelle is very talented. I hope now he's gotten this repellent nonsense out of his sytem, he'll make a much better movie next time.
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3/10
Strange but not in a good way
31 October 2022
This movie quickly separates into three stories, none of them interesting. Warm-hearted Fitzgerald is miscast as a sort of dragon lady with a tall boring husband whose mistress briefly appears then disappears. Greenstreet is the most engaging character, so he gets about two minutes screen time total. Lorre's story is long and involved and his dull girlfriend, played the worst actress in the film, gets more lines than the other women put together. There's a sweepstake ticket that wins but then confusingly is supposed to be bet on a horse. The entire plot is confusing and doesn't make a lot of sense.

Movies like this work when hidden connections between the multiple stories are revealed, but these three stories never intersect except when the three characters meet again at the end. I was falling asleep by that time. Huston sure improved as a screenwriter after this. THREE STRANGERS is kind of experimental in its storytelling, but at least to me the experiment fails. Others seem to like this movie. I didn't, not at all.
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2/10
Repulsive remake makes all the wrong moves
17 October 2022
Clearly the makers of this grim, depressing film thought they'd score by sticking closer to the original novel and loading it with all the explicit sex supposedly left out of the "sanitized" 1946 classic.

Fidelity to the novel bores us with irrelevent backstory and scenes about Nick's Greek ancestry. Worse is the sex scenes, which are about as erotic as roadkill. Oscar Wilde called pornography "cold mutton" and mutton doesn't get any colder than this flick's disgusting, incredibly unsexy semi-raype on a kitchen table. If it makes you feel anything, it will be pity for Jessica Lange for having to play the scene.

Nicholson looks bored and Lange's acting is all over the place, with little apparent help from director Rafelson.

The 1946 version isn't perfect, but it's better in every respect than this sorry misfire. Avoid.
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8/10
My favorite B-movie
6 October 2022
DETOUR is often called the greatest B-movie, but I would pick this one instead. DETOUR tells a simple story well on a shoestring budget. TOO LATE is more ambitious, giving us the classic noir set-up: ordinary folks get a chance to commit one crime to get what they want. They plan to do that one bad thing and then leave crime behind and live happily ever after. Only the first crime inevitably leads to others as they get in deeper and deeper ...

TOO LATE has as many good plot twists as most A-movie thrillers, but its low budget actually makes the desperation of these lowly people more urgent and realistic. If it had been done on a big budget with major stars, it wouldn't be nearly as effective.

Lizbeth Scott's descent from envious discontent to ruthless scheming is compelling and Dan Duryea deserved an Oscar for his slimy yet multi-faceted grifter. Duryea here is no garden-variety hood. He's vacillates between scary, angry, whiny, sadistic, pleading, and remorseful.

As a B-film, of course, it does have its flaws. The actor playing "Don Blake" isn't very good and the actress playing the sister-in-law is strictly amateur. But these deficiencies don't ruin the picture and its atmosphere of quiet sleaze and deception. Circulating for years in lousy dupes, this unpretentious little gem was finally restored on Blu-ray and DVD by UCLA/Film Noir Foundation.
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Nashville (1975)
3/10
Dated, superficial hogwash
29 September 2022
Hard to believe now that Robert Altman was once considered a major director. His preference for a bunch of random, two-dimensional subplots rather than one coherent story was mistaken at the time for innovation.

This dull, bloated cavalcade, featuring the most boring actors of the 1970s, from Keith Carradine to Karen Black, is unified only by the filmmakers' cliché contempt for all Americans who don't hold Democratic Party fundraisers at their mansions in the Hamptons or Malibu.

Altman was far too old to be a hippie, but he affected a hippie-ish air. Judging from the comments, there are still a few surviving ex-hippies who think his flicks were worth seeing. :)
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Viva Zapata! (1952)
3/10
Dated and disappointing
19 August 2022
I'm a huge admirer of Kazan, and to some extent Brando as well, so this was a major let-down. Steinbeck's plodding script makes it clear that he had no gift for screenwriting. The most interesting events aren't seen, they're just talked about later. The dialogue is peppered with so many hoary leftist clichés, I started guessing the lines in advance -- correctly. We hear much about "the people" and learn that violence is the only way to change the world for the better.

Brando scowls and has a different accent in each scene. Quinn scowls and shouts, which counts as Great Acting for Academy voters who gave him an Oscar for it. Peters hardly registers at all. And the villains are so two-dimensional, you expect them to emit evil laughter while twirling their mustaches.

This was a rare misstep for Kazan and at best a footnote to Brando's career. Dull.
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Algiers (1938)
4/10
Beautiful Lamarr, boring movie
19 August 2022
I think this was a hit at the time, but it looks awfully mediocre today. The story is flimsy -- everyone is chasing Le Moko, only he's always hanging around, so what's the difficulty? The film is known as a romance but Lamarr and Boyer have few scenes together and her character makes no sense.

No suspense, no plot twists, just desultory and dull. Not recommended.
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Lost in Space (2018–2021)
9/10
Excellent re-envisioning of the 1960s series
23 December 2021
In interviews Bill Mumy (the original Will Robinson, who has a cameo in the new version), said the original was intended to be more serious, but letters from parents saying it was scaring their little ones made them tone it down to a campy kiddy show.

This new version sets out to correct this change and largely succeeds. Producers have given the characters the original names, but made creative innovations. Don, the robot and especially Dr. Smith appear in surprisingly effective new incarnations and every fast-moving episode abounds in suspense and top-quality special effects.

The story has been expanded to include multiple planets and several crashed Jupiter ships, with different crews. It manages to be compelling and exciting while remaining family friendly all the way. Have no fear about watching this space fantasy even with very young children.

A few objections. Maybe some episodes feature TOO MANY crises, back to back, and conflicts between family members can take up too much screen time. The estrangement between the parents is particularly unnecessary -- mainly motivated, it seems, by the writers's desire to give Mom more reasons to criticize and berate Dad. Good thing it's resolved by Season 2.

As others have pointed out, Hollywood "wokism" mars the story a little but not as badly as many other recent releases (e.g. Amazon's shockingly awful CINDERELLA.) The powers that be in Hollywood have decided the way to rectify supposed misogyny in the past is misandry now and forever.

ALL the male characters are pretty much bumbling fools and ALL the women are smart-mouthed super geniuses. This modern cliché is more pervasive, limiting and unrealistic than the brave-guy-rescues-helpless-gal stories of the past.

So the Mom here is not only the mission commander, she singlehandedly designed the entire space ship. The barely-verbal Dad is only called upon when brute force is necessary and Don is corrupt and uncouth. Young Will is only exempted from the "men are unnecessary" concept because he's a child. Guys like the Dad and Penny's sort-of boyfriend Vijay are subjected to a constant stream of snarky abuse from the women, but are not allowed to answer back. Being snippy, insulting and rude is apparently a female privilege and men must silently grin and bear it.

The "girl power" theme is taken to almost ridiculous extremes. 14 year-old daughter Judy is an expert physician. Her sarcastic sister Penny is a sensitive, brilliant writer. Mom Maureen is a GOAT astrophysicist, engineer, and commander. But the Dad has little to offer but brawn and Vijay has no apparent ability beyond looking clueless and breaking promises.

But the virtues of the series outshine these defects. The emphasis on family loyalty is welcome and the Girls Rule/Boys Suck dynamic fades as the series progresses. As the new Dr. Smith, Parker Posey shows range as an actress you wouldn't have expected from her appearances in Christopher Guest comedies like the hilarious BEST IN SHOW. A ruthless, crafty, weak, and occasionally guilt-ridden sociopath, written smartly and played by Posey with gravitas, nuance, and a whisper of camp, she's the series's most fascinating character. The entire show is well-cast. The acting is good to begin with and improves as the story continues.

So don't let a few woke clichés scare you away from this series, which overall is really entertaining, suspenseful and fun for the whole family. Highly recommended.
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The Magnificent Ambersons (2002 TV Movie)
2/10
Nice try
2 October 2021
Interesting idea, to follow up Welles' famously uncompleted masterpiece, but this TV movie version fails on many levels. For this most American of stories, producers shot it in Ireland (!) with an Irish lead actor (!!) and a Mexican director (!!!), Arau, who was hot in the wake of his popular but absurdly overrated LIKE WATER FOR CHOCOLATE. No wonder there is no feeling for time or place. We never feel we're in the period or even in America. Three cast members sport collagen-plumped lips -- as authentic as the rest of this debacle.

Arau's direction is aimless and mediocre and, when it comes to the American setting, tone-deaf. The casting is hit and miss. The lead, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, is particularly wrong. He overacts shamelessly and seems more cut out for a 1980s gay porn flick than an American period drama. Tim Holt in the 1941 version was an actor from Westerns who should have been awful, but his diffident underplaying and frat boy awkwardness turned out to be ideal for George. In the new one, were they joking, casting the sexy, busty Jennifer Tilley as the neurotic maiden aunt that Agnes Moorehead portrayed so memorably?

I read somewhere that this was a make-work project by the Irish government. Is that right? Presumably they thought doing an American story would make them money in the U. S. market, but County Cork is no stand-in for turn-of-the-last-century Indiana. They should have done an Irish story -- or a Mexican one.

Welles' 1941 movie, like Von Stroheim's GREED and the Parthenon, is incomplete, yet still a masterpiece. The cast is amazing. Joseph Cotton and the luminous Dolores Costello bring such depth of feeling to their roles and Moorehead is unforgettable. The scene where she falls apart emotionally and slides to the floor against the radiator -- "I don't care if it burns me!!" -- is one of the most harrowing in cinema. Anne Baxter is lovely and charming, not the mannered actress she became later, and Tim Holt -- as I said -- is surprisingly effective.

Welles's opening sequence is one of cinema's greatest: Cotton's narration over a series of wonderful images tracing the changes of technology and fashion during the years before the story begins. This is totally absent in the 2002 one. Instead we get tacky, sub-Freudian suggestions of incest, making stupidly literal the powerful bond between mother and son.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Welles finished his film. He took off to Brazil and stayed there for months, as RKO kept begging him to come back and finish it. So Welles was partly at fault for the disaster himself. RKO finally gave up on Welles and shot a hasty ending that clashed with the brilliant rest of the film. Robert Wise had beautifully edited CITIZEN KANE and don't get mad at him -- he did his best to follow Welles' intentions for this movie, as well. The fact remains: Welles should have hurried back to Hollywood, fought for his movie and finished it. Welles was a genius, but sometimes an undisciplined one.

I recommend the source, Tarkington's superb, Pulitzer Prize-winning 1918 novel, which is funny, dramatic, heartbreaking and horrifying in its depiction of the decline and fall of an aristocratic midwestern family during the intense social changes of the early 20th century. It's one of the finest American novels.
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Return to Oz (1985)
2/10
Not at all faithful to Baum OZ books
8 July 2020
Warning: Spoilers
No wonder Walter Murch was never allowed to direct another movie!

The producers and some commentors claim that RETURN TO OZ is "more faithful" to L.Frank Baum's immortal Oz books, but this is ridiculous to anyone who's actually read them. The beloved 1939 movie takes liberties, but it's more faithful in every way, both to the letter and the spirit of the books.

The only things in this movie that come from the books are the Wheelers, the Nome King, and Princess Langwidere, who is confusingly renamed Mombi. But even these elements are garbled, repurposed and made less effective.

In the book, Mombi is an evil old crone given a few magical powers in return for concealing the kidnapped true heir to the throne of Oz, Ozma. To hide the princess, Mombi has turned her into a boy named Pip, whom she treats like a slave. Pip is the hero of the second book who, in the final shocking twist, turns out to be Ozma. The third book brings back Dorothy and includes Langwidere, the Wheelers and the Nome King's collection of ornaments.

RTO awkwardly and confusingly jams bits and names from both books into a new story so bad everyone involved with it should have hung their heads in shame. It begins with a sequence so wrong-headed you have to laugh. Auntie Em delivers Dorothy to a mad doctor who straps the girl to a table so he and an evil nurse can lobotomize her with primitive shock treatments, while brain-damaged lunatics howl in agony throughout the building. No, this is not "faithful" to Baum. It made me think, did anyone at Disney read the script before greenlighting it?

But the fun is just beginning. Then Dorothy and the little girl who saved her from the mad doctor are swept away in a river. Dorothy survives by clinging to some flotsam, but the other girl apparently drowns -- a horrible death which seems to disturb Dorothy so little she doesn't even react to it.

Dorothy then happens upon her old friends, the Tin Woodman and Cowardly Lion, distressingly turned to stone, but doesn't seem to care. Her new friends, like TikTok, are animated pretty well, but viewers can't emotionally invest in puppets or early CGI or whatever they are. The huge emotional impact of the 1939 classic is reduced to mild dismay in this one.

By turns morbid and inert, this movie deserved to bomb with audiences and critics. I give it two stars for Fairuza Balk, who does her best with what little she's given to do as Dorothy, and the sequence with Mombi's head collection, which -- unlike the rest of the movie -- is well-staged and shot.
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3/10
Doesn't hold up AT ALL
5 May 2020
This movie is almost PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE bad. SImply awful. Even Sellars' Clouseau isn't funny here -- a minor character in the film, he just knocks a couple things over. Staggeringly unfunny gags poorly executed. Weird moribund attempts at bedroom farce. Uninteresting plot in which nothing of interest ever happens.

The endless scene where a blank-faced man (NOT a character in the story) stands in the middle of the road while the same three cars whiz past him, meaninglessly back and forth, may be the worst gag in movie history. It's as funny as lung cancer and goes on for what seems like an hour.

And to top it off, a random pointless 1960s musical number thrown in the middle.
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5/10
So-so star vehicle doesn't hold up
25 April 2020
I was a kid when this came out, but only just saw it for the first time. Having heard all my life it was one of the great movies, I'm pretty disappointed.

It's an okay "buddy film" focussing on two big movie stars, but I suspect their fame and star quality makes people think the film is better than it is.

The escape from pursuers part works well enough, although there is little suspense and no real plot twists. The personal side doesn't work at all. Butch and the Kid banter and bicker mildly but their relationship doesn't change or develop or get more interesting. Famous scenes, like the one where Newman kicks the big brute in the balls, fall flat, maybe because they've been so often imitated, and since half the movies made since then have some guy kicked in the balls. For every scene that lands, like the fine one where they're forced to choose between capture and jumping off a cliff, there are several that don't.

Poor Katherine Ross's role is thankless and dull. She just stands there, blank-faced, passively agreeing to do whatever the guys tell her. WIth few lines to speak, she never really enters into the story or affects it. It doesn't help that Ross lacks charisma and her face and voice are inexpressive. It feels like she's barely in the movie. A love triangle hinted at early on, which could have made her character interesting, is a red herring. Her character goes nowhere. She's meaninglessly there and then meaninglessly not there.

The lengthy sepia montages in the beginning and middle eat up screen time and add nothing beyond the dubious pleasure of watching movie stars look cute, smiling and riding carnival rides. Even the robberies are cursory and repetetive, aside from the fine scene where they use too much dynamite on a train.

The movie's worst aspect may be Burt Bacharach's incredibly inappropriate, facetious and annoying music. Did it seem innovative in 1969? The BA-DI-DI-DI-DAH chorus that babbles endlessly over yet another unnecessary wordless montage may be the most irritating and flagrantly wrong musical scoring in Hollywood history. With Bacharach's sterling track record, you wonder how he could have gone so wrong in this film.

I'm guessing this film was overrated like a much worse movie was last year, the staggeringly dull and pointless ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD, because the presence of two big charismatic male stars blinded many viewers to the weakness of the project.
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The Thin Man (1934)
6/10
Famous but somewhat disappointing.
21 August 2019
I'm a big fan of the great movies of the 1930s, and this is one of the most famous. Its conceit of a hard-drinking husband-and-wife team solving a murder has been endlessly copied, as in TV series HART TO HART and MCMILLAN AND WIFE.

Powell, the extraordinarily beautiful and talented Myrna Loy, and even the dog Asta are great, hitting just the right comedy-drama tone. The dialogue is often delightful. But the movie just doesn't grab me.

The beginning plods and meanders around way too long before the murders occur, introducing a bewildering array of characters so there will be lots of suspects. The middle of the story is fairly interesting and the end is the usual murder mystery cliché -- the detective brings all the suspects into one room to make them sweat before he dramatically fingers the murderer.

The solution to the murders is so complicated, I couldn't even follow it, and the murderer turns out to be a character who has hardly appeared in the story at all.

I know this is a beloved film for many, and it was a huge hit at the time, spawning sequels. I wished I liked it better but it's just too loosely structured to work for me. I got bored more than once.
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8/10
Outstanding noir
21 August 2019
Great they've restored this forgotten gem. Ann Sheridan and the whole cast are excellent. Wonderful hard-boiled dialogue, good story, well-constructed suspense sequences. Highly recommended.
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7/10
Visually great, historically important, BUT VERY SLOW
12 August 2019
I love the German silent period, but the films do tend to be slow-paced, which was the style at that place and time.

DIE NIBELUNGEN is much worth seeing, especially now it's been restored for Blu-Ray. Some of the special effects are remarkable for 1923 and the best scenes, like the invisible Siegfried helping the lily-livered Gunther beat Brunnhilde in an athletic contest, are marvelous.

The geometric patterns on the costumes and sets show the influence of modernism, maybe even Art Deco. It's well written, directed and cast, with maybe the one exception of Margaretha Schoen, lifeless to the point of catatonic as the princess and saddled with an ugly costume and ridiculous waist-length braids which seem to sprout from her ears. I don't blame Schoen so much as I would blame Lang, whose mechanical direction of actors could result in awkward, wooden performances, and the awful hair and costumes they gave her.

The pace really becomes a problem in the second half of SIEGRIED. As the story reaches its climax, the pace slows down almost to a dead stop, and the film dribbles on too long after the climax of Siegfried's death -- this isn't a spoiler since the actual full title of the film is SIEGFRIED'S DEATH.

Murnau's low-budget NOSFERATU, from 1922, is NOT slow, which helps make it one of the most popular German silent films. I adore Murnau but his famous THE LAST LAUGH is, if memory serves, as punishingly slow as much of this one. German silent cinema is a treasure trove of riches, but brisk pacing is generally not one of them.
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8/10
This one REALLY IS so bad it's delightful!
24 June 2019
Many B-movies have been called "so bad they're good" but most are just bad. This one has many laugh-outloud moments of awfulness, but also a few moments that are surprisingly good.

Astronauts, who seem like roughnecks someone picked up at a bar, take cigarettes and a gun to the moon. Their rocket ship features gym lockers and they sit in 1940s office chairs. Marie Windsor, famed as a gun moll in B-movies, is hysterical here as the distaff astronaut. She speaks in a low actressy voice -- except in her space suit where for some reason she shrieks like a fishwife from the Bronx. Her line readings had me in stitches.

The bad stuff makes the movie really fun but there are a few things in it that are surprisingly imaginative and good. Grab some popcorn, vape some weed, and just enjoy the sheer silliness of it all.
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Anatahan (1953)
8/10
Strange, beautiful, audacious, unique
23 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
It helps knowing Sternberg's previous films to appreciate this unique masterpiece, a strange and utterly original summation of the themes that obsessed him throughout his career.

Some posters here complain about the all-Japanese dialog not being subtitled and the constant narration undercutting suspense and making it hard to get "involved" in the story, as one expects to do with most films. This is perfectly understandable since what Sternberg is doing here is totally original, daring and unexpected.

These distancing tactics are deliberate artistic choices. Sternberg doesn't want us to be caught up in the story. He wants us to cooly observe the characters as the narrator does, the way a biologist might observe animals in a lab. He chooses the most foreign (to Western viewers) milieu, to show the universality of human desire, conflict and violence.

Everything adds to the sense of contemplation and detachment. Sternberg traveled halfway around the world only to shoot the film in a studio! Where he creates a jungle as stylized and surreal as you'd find in a Japanese woodcut, a claustrophobic world that traps his hapless characters. They crawl around like microbes in what resembles a giant brain.

It's as if we the viewers are space aliens being given a dispassionate guided tour of human behavior by the narrator, who speaks in first person as one of the survivors, but we never learn which one.

Having created some of the strangest, most surreal movies ever produced in Hollywood (THE SCARLET EMPRESS, THE DEVIL IS A WOMAN), Sternberg goes even more strange and surreal in this one, although the acting is more naturalistic than usual for him.

His Marlene Dietrich films center around a mysterious woman upon whom men project their desires for sex, love, violence and revenge. Here Keiko is the final mystic Sternberg temptress. Like Concha in THE DEVIL IS A WOMAN, she watches, calmly bemused, as the men fight, kill, and die to possess her. Like all the classic Sternberg heroines, she is a free agent and a free spirit, using her sensuality to get her way at times, but never belonging to any one man any longer than she chooses.

I saw ANATAHAN many years ago and kind of liked it. Seeing it now in the restored Blu-ray, I'm convinced it's a masterpiece. Maybe it helps being older to relate to Sternberg's theme -- the futility of war, conflict, desire, sex, and most other human activities. This theme will never sell tickets or appeal to younger viewers who are still passionately caught up in all of this.

The ending is very moving to me now. The surviving men return to their families in a defeated but still okay Japan, realizing they wasted so much time defending a regime that hadn't even existed for years. Then we see Keiko's pretty but almost expressionless face as she sees the ghosts of the men that killed and died for her. What is she thinking? Does she feel guilty? Or a certain satisfaction over the power she had over them? That's for the viewer to decide.

Realize, if you see this film, it will deny you some of the usual satisfactions we expect from movie stories. But go with it and you will experience an artistic achievement that is unlike any other, a unique contemplation of human conflict that unfolds with a Zen-like calm. It's a fitting summation to Sternberg's strange and beautiful oeuvre.
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