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Córki dancingu (2015)
A musical with sirens, cabaret, and a plot-should be awful, but its not!
One would think that a story of predatory mermaids taking a holiday in a seedy cabaret could only be a disaster, but the filmmakers made it work here. This is a bit of a dark movie. I wish I understood Polish, because the subtitled lyrics of the songs were clunky compared with the fine voices of the leads playing the siren sisters.
Most of the musical numbers and dancing were well-choreographed, but a couple of sequences didn't quite gel. A bit less time is devoted to developing the most critical romance of the movie than it needed, which unfortunately lets a bit of air out of the ending.
The visuals and effects were surprisingly good. The mermaid tails especially were well done, with details such as broken scales and scars adding chilling realism. Be warned that some parts of the movie are a bit gruesome; the critical difference between traditional mermaids and their darker cousins is made clear on several occasions. Younger children probably shouldn't watch.
There are quite a few movies written around mermaids, but this is the first I have seen about sirens. Hollywood, take note-"The Lure" demonstrates that this area has a lot of dramatic potential.
All in all, definitely worth a one-time watch.
First Girl I Loved (2016)
Great acting and very believable, but still misses the mark
Three things drew me to shell out ten bucks for this movie: 1) Coming- of-age story line, 2) Lesbian romance, and 3) Dylan Gelula.
Anne, superbly portrayed by Gelula, is a somewhat introverted high school photographer working on the yearbook. Sasha is one of the better players on the softball team, pretty but insecure. Anne interviews her and chemistry blooms. Unfortunately, this critical portion of the story was rushed and clunky, with the end effect of leaving the viewer less invested in the budding romance.
Two conflicts are presented. Anne's best (and implied only) friend is another yearbook student, Clifton. When Anne finally manages to convey to him that she has romantic feelings for someone, he reacts poorly to say the least. His negative reaction worsens when Anne haltingly reveals that the object of her affection is another girl.
The other conflict is Sasha. The girls sneak into a local bar. Anne is hit on by a male patron. Sasha's jealousy is immediately apparent and she acts quickly, drawing Anne to the dance floor and very soon kissing her passionately in front of everyone there. Yet later in the story Sasha enjoins Anne to secrecy, and lies to friends/family in an effort to stay in the closet when a picture taken in the bar comes to light.
Anne's difficult relationship with her mother (a stellar Adlon) adds much-needed dimension to both characters and the movie as a whole, but is not enough to save it. While there is a positive revelation by Anne at the end, it's not sufficient to justify the preceding 90 minutes.
The final nail in the coffin is the iterative "critical scene" replay, revealing a bit more with each loop. Nonlinear storytelling is almost impossible to do well, and wasn't done so here. Time that could have been much better spent fleshing out the plot, the high school environment, or Sasha's character was sacrificed by this approach.
Sadly, this movie is a splendid example of how excellent ingredients can easily be combined into an unappetizing and unsatisfying final course. I hate to condemn any well-acted lesbian-themed movie because far too few in the genre even exist, but this one is a major disappointment. Do yourself a favor and skip it.