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Cheney's Tomorrow Never Comes? (2005)
Garbage... Total Garbage!
This "movie" was about the worse thing that I've ever seen recorded. There are better examples of acting and camera techniques on America's Funniest Home Videos. Actually, I can't give this thing, whatever it was, a good review; I couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of it. It almost made me hurl.
Spoiler Alert: Its garbage; don't rent it or, for heaven's sake, don't buy it. The DVD would come to better use as a coaster. The favorable reviews must be from the actors or producers of the film. Like myself, I don't think that anyone else could stomach watching the whole thing and not barf.
Fire on the Amazon (1993)
Oh good God, what a bad flick!
Good God, how did a talented young actress get involved in such a bad film? Sandra Bullock starts out in this otherwise bad film in a good light. Then her character takes a quick turn for the worst. And Craig Sheffer certainly convinced me that he was an uncaring, aloof writer. But his character also went from bad to worse in a quick turn of events. Somehow, after a night of binging in some of the local pharmaceuticals and a very rank nude scene with Sandra, he is a new man.
In all seriousness, don't rent this film. You might as well fall asleep on the couch with a good book. Sandra is such a great talent, but that can't turn a poorly written, poorly directed film into a good one. And she uses so little of it in this flick. It reminds me of the last big scene in Speed 2, where you wish the boat would just crash already, so you can return the DVD to the rental place.
The Spoiler: Sandra Bullock who shows very little of her talent in this film caps it off with a very lousy death scene at the end. Lucky for her, her career didn't die at that moment as well.