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Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)
Incredably bad
This must be the worst sequel in the history of sequels...
What a load of crap. It's simply embarrassing. Now they are aliens living in the center of the earth...??? Who came up with this idea, and worse, who thought is was an idea good enough to produce...???
They might call it satire or something, but it simply isn't funny enough to earn that label. Obvious jokes we already seen a hundred times, weak slapstick and ridiculous characters.
Reminds me of the second Highlander where also aliens all of a sudden. I hope these people never make a movie again and I can't imagine this made a single dollar profit.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Comic relief. Just sad.
So I guess Thor is now Marvels' "Comic Relief". And I gotta say, for me, it doesn't work at all. They take the Thor's character into the ridiculous, and it needs to stop. It's not funny, it's not interesting, it's just sad.
And now instead of the Bifrost to move around the galaxy, they got some screwed up version of Santa's sled?
I don't know who wrote this garbage, but please Marvel, or actually Disney.. Fire those idiots. This is completely ruining Marvel for me. Thanx a lot.
I don't know who wrote this garbage, but please Marvel, or actually Disney.. Fire those idiots. This is completely ruining Marvel for me. Thanx a lot.
Primal (2019)
How do they come up with this crap...?
What flaming moron came up with this crap...???
It's total BS from start to finish. Nobody in their right mind would need a show like this. Makes no sense from start to finish, and I definitely wouldn't let my kids watch this garbage.
The Lost City (2022)
Weak copy of 1984's Romancing the Stone.
What a load of crap. Nothing but a really, really weak copy of 1984's "Romancing the Stone".
Sandra Bullock, absolutely unconvincing in her part. Probably not her fault, because they gave her very little to work with. As this romance novelist and awkward, insecure, can't find a husband, hate my life, because I write trash, but really, I'm actually an intelligent, girly girl thrown into an adventure. And there you have it, the next novel. Bullock is briefly joined by some standard comedy items, like the loud, big, black woman and a mouse like assistant.
Pretty boy Channing Tatum, who of course happens to have so much more layers to his personality than his looks would suggest. Got to enjoy that for literally one short scene, and it's back to the stupid pretty boy. The PC way to go. Even guys aren't allowed to be pretty and stupid anymore.
Daniel Radcliff, once again as this spoiled, rich, frustrated, inferiority complex ridden A-hole, like he played in "Now You See Me 2". Done before and absolutely not an improvement, or in any way interesting. Joined by some stereotypical henchmen. Buffed and brainless, adding nothing.
One lame joke after another. All been done before in just about any adventure movie ever. And worst of all, the utterly failing attempt at some clever Gilmore Girls like dialogue, that more or less dies a horrible death after the second line. Guess the screenwriters got most of their material off the internet, or were hired fresh out of a Craigslist Comedy writing 101 class.
The only funny part in the entire movie was Brad Pitt, but that didn't last long.
In short, another failed Hollywood attempt to relive the good old years, where writers still came up with original ideas.
The Rising (2022)
I can't find peace till I find my killer
Just another "I can't find peace till I find my killer" 13 to a dozen.
With a 5 dollar special effects budget. Slow and tedious. The writers probably thought they were clever keeping the identity of the killer a secret till the last episode, but that's only because they ignore the killer for the first 7 episodes. And of course there had to be a few lesbians to satisfy the PC warriors among us. Got nothing to do with anything else of course.
I watched the first 3 episodes and fast forwarded through the rest. Pretty much a waste of time... We do not need a second season of this.
Universe (2021)
Personally I can't really stand this guy.
Personally, I can't really stand this guy. He smiles way too much.
As far as the series is concerned...
It consists of a lot of beautiful images of nature and our planet accompanied by very nice music, but very little else. The narration is pretty slow and boring and doesn't go any deeper into the matter than your big toe in a birdbath. Just a listing of a bunch of phenomena without any real explanation.
I didn't make it to episode 4. There are far better series about the universe out there...
Bel-Air (2022)
As expected
As expected, a lame copy, sequel, remake, or whatever you wanna call it, of the 1990's Prince of Bell Air. I guess it's easier to regurgitate than it is to think of something original.
Reacher (2022)
Ritchson disaster.
We've all seen the movie Reacher of course, with Tom Cruise and maybe you shouldn't before you watch this show. I mean, the plot is OK, nothing special, but OK and the characters fit the genre. Nothing like this would ever happen in real life, so we won't ask for reality or a believable story. Just entertaining light TV.
But who the hell thought it was good idea to cast 2nd rate, Terminator looking, B-actor Alan Ritchson as Jack Reacher. The guy clearly has more muscles than acting talent. Nothing he does comes across right. His stern look into the distance, his Sherlock Holmes like comments, his short sentences. In short, his acting. Fake and silly. Ruins the show.
The reason I watched the entire season is Malcolm Goodwin as Finley. A damaged cop, recently divorced, hiding in a small Redneck town stumbling on a big case, who you hope gets his life back on track. Makes up a bit for the Ritchson disaster.
All together... Don't bother with a second season. Unless you can cast someone better fitting the Jack Reacher character.
Raising Dion (2019)
Season 1 is OK, Season 2 is just weak.
I accidently stumbled onto this show last week and binged the two seasons. The first one was a pleasant surprise. A simple, but fun show to watch with likable characters and an decent plot with a few fun twists.
The second season however was a huge disappointment. Apart from all the gigantic plot holes, the story went downhill fast and the last three episodes turned into a weird copy of an eighties A-Team zombie flick, or something. With a new problem every twenty minutes being resolved in the twenty minutes following. The "end fight" was completely ridiculous, a five year old wouldn't buy that.
With all that and the fact that the plot just repeats itself, characters that develop a new power every ten minutes, (how convenient) and the diversity obsession of the writers, or the casting agency, I more or less have given up on this show.
Season three, if it happens, will have to do al lot better than this.
The Old Guard (2020)
They're doin' it wrong
Interesting concept of course, being immortal (sort of) and fighting to do good in the world. But I'm thinking "they're doin' it wrong"...
Not much use to save one human at the time, by such rescue missions, while you could have saved millions at the time by taking out corrupt world leaders, bankers and CEO's. I can't imagine that someone who lived that long, didn't come to that conclusion. But I guess the makers of the movie didn't wat to make that political statement, so they went this way. Shame, chance missed and all together just produced another super hero, wouldn't you like to be one kind of movie.
Just throw it in with all the others.
As fa as the movie itself... Just another action flick. Nothing much special.
Cursed (2020)
Lets rip off... Ehhhh... Everything...!
Lets take some Carnival Row races. Some Game of Thornes Throne to fight over. Some Lord of the Rings, "You shall not pass" bridge with Another Merlin, (must be number 87 by now), throw in some Jedi lightning. Add some Legend of King Arthur, "My name is Lancelot", (who didn't see that coming a mile away). Some Last Kingdom religious psycho's crusade. Some Vikings that come out of friggin' nowhere and Conveniently bring their own enemies. Some Britannia mystic mumbo Jumbo nobody will ever understand. Some Witcher wizards and witches.
Some... Well, lets rip off every show we can think off, everything we already seen before... And throw it al together with cheap and failing actors, simplistic dialogues and a budget too small to make an impression and call it... Cursed.
I wouldn't call it cursed, just mediocre and borderline plagiarism.
Torpedo (2019)
Not sure if this was meant a parodie
Not sure if this was meant a parodie, or if it's just a... low budget, bad acted, historically inaccurate, lousy dubbed, flimsy special effect., loaded with the usual idiosyncrasies and characters of the genre... attempt to a war movie.
Still if you're bored and you have nothing better to do and you don't have to pay 15 bucks for a ticket and stream it at home on a lazy Sunday morning from your couch, it's entertaining enough to waste 100 minutes of your life...
No idea why it gets this high rating on IMDB, (famous for the ratings) but why the hell not... I can't give it more than a 5, cause I wasn't alone on the couch.
The Orville (2017)
Trying to BE Star Trek
Well, it started out as a funny spoof on Star Trek and I very much enjoyed the Orville first season. Normally I'm a fan of MacFarlanes twisted sense of humor. Unfortunately 3 episodes into the second season and it looks like they dropped the comedy and are now just trying to BE Star Trek.
Too bad...
Hereditary (2018)
No idea what all the hubbub is about...
I have absolutely no idea what all the hubbub is about.
This movie is neither scary, nor very interesting. And the twist at the end is just silly. I have seen no horror, terror, sorrow or what ever and definitely didn't need to call any helpline for emotional support.
The only scary thing about the whole thing is the BS the promotion machine was able to create to sell this very mediocre movie.
The Saint (2017)
This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades...
This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it. This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it.This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it.This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it.
Transcendence (2014)
What a piece of crap this turned into at the end...
un-ffing-believable how they can turn such an interesting concept into such a total piece of crap...
Always figured that it would be possible to make a computer network with the necessary amount of connections to create consciousness and even the idea of the human brain (basically treating it as a network) and copying it onto a bunch of computers is acceptable. The possibilities are indeed endless and the sheer computer power of such a network might actually be capable of the kind of technical progress the movie portrayed in that two year leap. Of course there would be opposition to such a development and lots of people would see it as a threat.
But what ffing idiot came up these half assed religious/eco-terrorist looking mofo's with one... count again... ONE(!!!!!) feeble minded FBI agent and two deluded scientists to put a stop to the most powerful creature since the dawn of man...??????
For one, they must be the most cowardly people on the planet, for being so scared of obvious change and progress that they think they have the right to try and stop this "hive mind/lawnmower man" entity. The arrogance alone really, turned my stomach. And second... If they really thought it such a threat, they would have had the entire US Military in that desert and not a bunch of limp dicks with a howitzer...
This movie started out as a great Science Fiction story and ended in a chick flick,lame ass attempt of a tearjerker... One of the biggest disappointments in the last ten years of cinema. And, if I might say... Utterly American...
It would have been far more interesting and daring to see where it could have gone if these small minded, scared little weasels hadn't stopped Will Casters plans and evolution, cause I think he actually had the good of mankind at heart. Typically nobody trusts good intentions and typically the American public needs a hero and a love story to sob over. Well, all it brought up in me was the will to shoot those cowards and that selfish, untrustworthy, little bitch.
Or maybe it's just the writers of this movie who are the cowards...
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
nothing, if not redundant
I wondered after seeing the first in the "Amazing Spiderman series" why we had to have yet another Spiderman movie after the three with Toby "what's his name" and now I'm wondering why I actually still took the time to sit down and watch this 120 minutes of redundant dribble.
It has nothing, no characters of any interest, no story of any interest, no villains of any interest and certainly no reason for ever being made, other than, probably, the greed of the producers...
Completely beyond me why this movie gets a good rating here. Probably because most people who didn't cared for it didn't take the time to rate it...
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Stop now
Stop making Spiderman movies.
I never understood why this new movie needed to be made, so shortly after the last three with Tobey Maguire. I mean, the concept has been milked to the max, nothing could be added and indeed, this movie doesn't add anything.
The story is pretty lame, the characters aren't surprising, different, or in any other way interesting and the new bad guy is just plain boring, if not at least completely superficial. Lizardman misses his arm, co th entire city needs to be transformed into lizards??? Please, that's just dumb...
Sure, the special effects are nice and advanced, but that is absolutely not enough to carry this movie to any noticeable heights.
I would not give this sad attempt more than a three and why the F.. it gets a sequel? I dunno...
Last Man Standing: Voting (2012)
6, (used to be a 9).
Always liked Tim Allen, and Nancy Travis is great as the mom. They really feel like a 15 year married coupe and definitely have the modern family thing going for the hill billies they actually are. Eve could lighten up a bit and sure, Mandy is annoying, but Alexandra Krosney as Kristin makes up plenty for that. She's adorable. They all are the characters you could come to love after e couple of seasons. So why in the Hell did they replace Krosney with a kinda shallow acting Amanda Fuller? Beyond me. And what's with the total creep playing Boyd's dad... Toss him... Quick.
I watched the whole first season in about three days and just got the second season. I'm writing this after watching the first episode and I'm worried. But I'll give it a fair chance.
One thing I feel the writers should think about... Ease up on the gun glorification, this moment in time, it's a bit inconsiderate.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Crap...!!!
There's only one word for this movie... CRAP...!!!!
Not because the action scenes aren't great. Not because the special effect aren't great. Not because we see our beloved Mutants, (good, or bad) display some neat new tricks. Not because of the excellent new mutants introduced, (superficial as it may be).
No, because the makers of this movie displayed the shear audacity to kill off 50% percent of the main characters. How dare they...!!! Characters that have enchanted us for decades in the marvel comics and even some more, or less successful movies before this Hollywood gutter product. How dare they...!!!
Because they couldn't be bothered to develop the character of Phoenix. Because of the pathetic duel between Iceman and Pyro. Because of the poor and totally inadequate ending. And what's with this 5 seconds at the end where we hear the voice of Charles...???
CRAP... !!! (excuse my spelling, not my native language).