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No Time to Die (2021)
Had alot of potential, but sadly...
Am I the only one or do Craig and Seydoux have zero chemistry? Right? RIGHT? Such a shame, as I loved his movies, he was different yes than all the predecesors. And yes he had blond hair, blah blah blah. Amazing actor still in my eyes and loved the goodbye, also would have been much much better with some chemistry between those two. Man such a shame.
Casino royale worked cause it had it all. This ending did not.
Hats of still a good Bond movie. Go watch it and say your goodbyes to an amazing run Craig had. Peace out.
The Invisible Man (2020)
ok srsly? C'monnnnn
In a way I loved it and thought throughout this woman is crazy and we are watching her point of view delusions as a mental patient, which would be brilliant on it self and plausible for the things she endured with her abusive spouse and all that.
Throughout the movie I was like... Is this real, is this for REAL??? and than again It can't be real, can it?
I actually had to go rewatch scene by scene when the very poorly executed ending finally revealed the "truth" about the invisible man.
I was so frustrated by the fact that the moviemaker seemingly holds me for a fool with how he just ignores ALL the impossibilities (yes I have made up a new word because hey it is allowed isn't it?)
I am sure many people like my better half who is not after #thingslogical #evenmovieuniversehasphisicallaws wil be satisfied with the immagination this producers had and the story they tried to sell us... BUT! Yes it is a big but...
For the rest of you prepare to be taken for a fool, get popcorn and laugh out loud when you spot one of those moments where (I am warning you there are alot) you will think you are watching a parody/comedy type of movie which got confused and tried to be a horror/action/mistery movie.
I think 4 is very generous of a score, as I originally gave it a 3, but 7+ score as it has right now? If it marketed itself as a horror parody maybe a 5 and that is pushing it... LAUGHABLE Go watch reviews on Youtube, you will see what I mean.
For one thing is sure: Peoples intelligence will get insulted by watching it. Mass insulted!
Hereditary (2018)
Just a horrendous experience
Immagine yourself wanting to see a good horror movie, and you see the trailer of this one and decide you are going for it... That's what me and my missis did... Average working class 34 year olds wanting to have fun on a rainy afternoon with a horror flick.
This isn't one for those occasions. Psychological nightmare at its worst, nothing makes sense, not even the things hapening at the end. Like nothing.
You just expect there to be a massive ending with some great huge something and you end up with a "Why did I go and watch this" feeling.
PLEASE if you like to torture yourself, go ahead, otherwise stay away from it. You'll be thanking me later :)
The Ritual (2017)
expected a beter ending
I can not count the number of horror movies where in the end I keep staring at the screen and say "Why the bleep do I watch those 6 star rated ones anyway?"
It was not the worst movie ever, the first half decent and good character development between friends and a guilt trip etc... and it even made sense to implement the whole storyline in to a bit of mithology which I found refreshing.
BUT clasic mistakes in for of, oh we found a massivelly strange place in this woods and will just go in or not turn around and get the hell outa there after strange things start hapening... NO! Let's get into the dark unknown and hope to find some good souls that will rescue us type of plot is insane!
I can not connect to that kind of idiot characters, sorry! But then you try and make sense of it and keep watching and... you get screwed as the viewer some more till the movie plot doesn't make any sesnse at all and again. You are so deep into the movie and you say to yourself... oh it can't get worse than this can it? YES IT CAN!
And the idiot ending tops it all in my opinion where you are left with "Oh good I wasted my time watching this on my weekend off wanting to have some good fun in front of the telly :):)
Left with being pissed off cause I ever watched this crap is not the way you want to be left after a movie.
Oh at least there is some scenery and all that blablablablabla.
Save yourself the time and watch a cartoon or some youtube idiots falling on their head, it will be more entertaining.
Something Wicked (2014)
3 for the story... the rest is not worth a glance
Do you sometimes get thew feeling after a few scenes this is going to be a letdown of a movie?
Well this one is. The plot is predictable, the acting is so bad you can almost smell through the screen how rotten it is at moments, story not at all logical and connected. Like the movie was rushed for some reason.
You get quite many moments when you ask yourself "What????" and not in a good way. Nothing seems to fit although you know what will happen watching the first 30 minutes.
Not a tribute to Murphy... The rest of her movies were pretty watchable... well just not the way to go. Wish it did not make the movie theaters, honestly.
The Harvest (2013)
average
My girl actually thinks it was a decent movie. Something just seems to be missing. The acting is decent and real life like lets say... almost boring depiction of how it would look in real life really when come to think of it.
It has some twists, shocking you might say, but predictable in my opinion. I like the type of movie where the suspense gets built up just before the end... not that kind of movie. More times there is a "come on..." frustrated feeling instead of the thrilling "I wonder what is going to happen next".
It has its moments but not the kind of movie you go and recommend your friends to... It just isn't.
Mercy (2014)
what the... waste of your time
There are 3 positive things to say about this movie and this is why it gets 3 star rating from me :)
1. The fact that it is short, seriously I would have died from boredom watching it a little longer. 2. The fact that I can trash about it to my friends, and I love horror, love watching horror with my girl... but somehow guess not this kind of horror??? Is it really horror????? I am confused a little... you might say after watching this flick. 3. It did get an emotion out of me, laughing my guts off about the score it has on IMDb 5.1 SERIOUSLY?? I had a good laugh about it.
I could have gotten more out of sitting silently in my room... in the dark... let's say... getting scared by the squeaking of my bed...
bu :)
SERIOUSLY THOUGH... who is up for a real scare instead? well go watch something else than.. anything else
Exists (2014)
what was that?
Full of usual mistakes in horror flicks, that everyone knows you should not do but the characters pick the right ones out to screw it up. Seen it all recycled again and again and at the end of it I had to watch another movie to get the daily average up... Not to speak of it is a total commercial for cameras. I mean come on! really? OK it has its scare moments... kind of... OK not really, more like the suspense if the next move of the characters is going to cause their death. It really does prove stupidity is lethal! May be even lethal for this movie.
If you are up to watching a monster horror movie and have fun while doing it, avoid this movie. and if you are looking at sitting in front of the camera bitching about how stupid the characters next move will be, this is the movie for you.
and the end, come on... not spoiling anything but seriously??? the 3 is for the effort but nothing more!
Moms' Night Out (2014)
Awesome laugh :)
I do not get hod this movie got such a low rating... Deserves a lot more and is just an awesome fun. Over exaggerated at times but for a comedy it is just perfect.
A tribute to all mothers it is definitely! and just wants me to become a parent even more :) Jokingly said, but so true. I mean it can not be worse than this.. All the things that can go wrong, do...
The characters are lovable others just perfectly not perfect and tie the story together so at the end of it the confusion gets tied together even more so perfectly :))
Now that is what I would call a fun movie night - period! Loved it! A great movie to watch with your girlfriend