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3/10
MST3K material
15 December 2023
I first saw this on MST3K but finally saw the original uncit movie on tubi. It is that bad funny type of movie to me. The other reviews have covered a lot.

If you were doing a casting call for a low budget movie (work for near nothing) filmed in New York City, the cast is what I would expect except for memorable Angelika Jaber and her thick accent. She seems to be out of place so there has to be some significance to her casting. It is like someone had to repay a favor.

Angelika spends much of the movie giving lines in front of Dawk Whan and she moves about she seems to look down to find her mark.

It is interesting that the non-speaking females in the group that goes into the factory wore veils.

Actually, using old buidings against the skyline was efficient (at least you do not see cars and aircraft) for a movie that mostly occurs inside.

I found that scene wherer Deeja gets caught in the web (just walked by the foreground net) was especially funny. One second she was next to all the rest then next behind the net.
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5/10
Watchable Vietnam War Movie
27 May 2023
This was a watchable and entertaining movie but it has multiple flaws. The production seemed rough and closer to TV quality than a bigger budget movie.. Scene set ups and lighting, were baisc but it did the feel of more a reality show than a movie so may consider that a plus. The acting was uneven and some of the characters were just strange (for specific entertainment elements and the script dialogue was equally weak.

In 1964, the activity (working with rural popiulation) depicted was more done by the Green Berets than the regular army.

The movie has an anti-war bias of a post Vietnam War but not sure that aspect carried over from the book or not.
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Rapture (II) (2019)
3/10
Not very satisfying
28 February 2023
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Despite what others have stated, it does have religious overtones. It just do not mean this is a movie about the Book of Revelation as the plot. In the opening scene the movie references a passage Rev 1:7. At its core, it is just another lower budget apocalypse movie with a teaser of religion to keep some watching (may not work for all) to see how it ends.

It was slow and repetitive and seemed silly that one could simply hide in a pipe, under a tree, or in a house to escape being zapped.

The ending was not very satisfying in any sense of completion like what was going on in the church which is likely why some do not think it was a religious movie. Were they saved? This leads to the he nebulous why? There was no real conclusive ending.
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5/10
Awaiting a further ending
6 August 2022
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The movie started well but found the final phase as disappointing. We learn the creatures cannot kill but need others to kill but they did kill the mother so that seems inconsistent.

Of course, the whole premise worked by having a nut job dad (not uncommon as one would think) to drive the violence along with the remainder of a dysfunctional family,. Many were likely glad when some characters were killed off. The creatures could have performed the final scenes as soon as the first person died.

As an aside, this movie was made when CRT TV's had been replaced with LCDs. I guess they were not sinister enoigh.

Oh well. It was good for a while. It just lacked a more creative ending.
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6/10
Marty McFly in Vietnam - decent Vietnam war flick
8 July 2022
There really are not that many Vietnam war (and Korea) because the war had positive ending. The personal conflict inside another conflict is an often used theme for a movie. It is supposed good vs evil depending on your moral system.

If have any interest in Vietnam, it is definitely worth watching but do think it lacks something that Platoon and Full Metal Jacket added especially in the production aspect. The biggest production issue for me was lighting - overly bright with reflections -- so not much mood on being in the jungle. There is also attention to details, It was interesting that after a day humping and climbing a mountain that MJF's hair looked freshly cut and blow dried. The shooting location was great and they did not take enough advantage to add the ambiance to go with it.

Unfortunately, when I heard Michael J. Fox speaking I heard Marty McFly in Vietnam. Sean Penn talked like he was speaking in an octave lower and tough jerk sounding accent that came across as forced. His cohorts seemed a bit over the top to emphasized the supposed craziness that led to the issue.

The stupid stuff. The ending battle was set with the team on railroad tracks on the side of a mountain.. When they separate in the battle the girl gets between the cohorts and Sean Penn they both shoot at the girl the middle. They would have killed each other!

What was with the end battle? A patrol boat with a US flag vessel appears during the battle and then Hueys appear to blast everything with rockets including the US vessel! This was this a statement on friendly fire - seen but not directly mentioned?
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Candy (1968)
5/10
Alice in Wonderland takes an acid trip
11 June 2022
My overall reaction to the movie is that it was a noisy mess with the electric guitars wailing all the time. To me it is a period piece of what mainstream Hollywood thought of the psychedelia period in glorious color. It reminds me of the Blake Edward's "The Party" where the party became just noise as part of an expression some kind of freedom.

It was interesting to see a very fit Marlon Brando and John Astin was his usual self. The editing seemed to be abrupt at times. Most acting except for Candy was always over the top - physical, loud, big, and campy. But then campy was in.
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Hong Kong (1952)
5/10
Average
18 February 2022
Ronald Reagan is teamed with with Rhonda Flemming in this a movie about a jeweled statue during the Chinese war. Reagan gives a fairly wooden performance as the criminal that has a change of heart. I

I did like the fact that it was in color and some of the Hong Kong exterior street scenes appeared to have been done in a studio. It is listed as filmed on location such as the boat scenes.

Reagan wears a leather jacket and Fedora hat that made Harrison Ford famous in the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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2/10
Carolina Calling - sorry wrong number
23 January 2022
Yes it is a low budget indie pic and thoughts some of the comedy was interesting but the two female characters seem to be overly animated and over acting with awful southern accents. The over acting seems intentional but the lead male played the role fairly straight. I found it very annoying. There was little chemistry between the characters.

The movie spent a lot of time supposedly trying to do character development between the scenes that actually developed the plot. It came across as padding.

If the movie had the same comedic tone as toward the end with the alien, it would have been a lot better but the script/plot did not have it.
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4/10
Not that bad
13 January 2022
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The movie evolves around the people in a small town reacting to the Orson Wells War of the Worlds broadcast that led to mass hysteria.

It comes across like one of the Twilight Zone episode character study of people under stress. It comes across as a TV production. It tries to tackle some issues like God and meaning of life since death may be imminent. This results in various parallel stories by various characters.

It is definitely missing tension, a little slow, and no real dramatic conclusion. Delivery. The production had a sterile feel.
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6/10
Decent Vietnam war movie
30 December 2021
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The plot in the movie not much different than other Vietnam war movies. You have soldiers in combat where some do not want to be there so there are discipline challenges. The platoon has the usual cast of characters for Vietnam - gung ho career types to druggies to green FNGs like the LT that add the personal tension beyond the actual combat sequences. The acting was decent. It was not overly dramatic in stone but more a reality presentation,

Of course attacks on firebases were common in Vietnam and the movie works better to me than something like the preachy Green Beret or the angry The Siege of Firebase Gloria. It was interesting that the LT and Platoon sergeant fully recovered from their wounds.

It does come across as a lower budget movie but it does a lot for what it did have. The look and feel lended a realistic feel. The soundtrack was annoying.

I checked the film location and it was filmed in South Africa so that may explain why they did not show the faces of many of the extras in the village as they always ha their head down under the conical hats.

Now what I consider aspects not consistent with proper military operations. First the firebase was not at the crest of the hill and even worse adjoining a village. There was no way to prevent civilian casualties - intentional or not.

Firebase defense primarily depended on mortar and artillery as the primary since can be fired almost immediately then supported by air that can take time. They did not call in artillery or for a lot of illumination, after being attacked. On a real firebase of this size, the LT, his RTO, and sometimes the medic usually co-habituated to share radio watch with the company and battalion. On patrol, there was a lack of ammo bandoliers on the soldiers and others carrying M60 ammo that would sustain all that rifle fire,
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5/10
Uneven teen movie set around Christmas
6 December 2021
The story revolves around the relationship between a school headmistress played by Eileen Davidson and her daughter and a handy man played by Michael Pare she hired for the school and his son. Relationships between the pairs is the core of the movie. The onscreen chemistry between Pare and Davidson was weak.

The casting, acting, and general direction was uneven. Michael Pare seemed to mumble his way through the movie with low energy. Eileen Davidson was decent but seemed to live in a mansion overly made up for a casual time at home. This may have been intention to emphasize the supposed different in income classes but she usually looked overdressed.

The daughter played by Kennedy Tucker seemed to fit the role best with the son played by Michael Varde had an interesting hair style and silly smile throughout most of he movie. The relationship tried to use the social class difference as what should keep them apart.

The story did not have to have Christmas. It was not even set in a climate where there was snow.
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5/10
Remake almost stood still
19 October 2021
I really like the original but this one was not satisfying at all by adding nothing except for special effects,. The original was had a strong story to tell (morality statement) with an impressive soundtrack that added to the movie. I guess the original would not work today because science has advanced but in reality it has not. Amazingly, we are faced with the same social issues.

The real detraction of the movie was the wise-cracking and misbehaving kid that drove unnecessary plot elements.. In the original movie, the kid's faith in Klatu was a major aspect .

The character ruined the movie. The other cast members seem to just float along.
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5/10
John Wayne goes to Vietnam
8 June 2021
If you ignore all the politics, this movie is your typical John Wayne WWII movie set in the context of the Vietnam War. The acting was so so with most short sermonizing dialog usually seen in many older war movies as one saw with movies made during WWII.

I found it overly long and thought some of the characters were silly (Jim Hutton's Peterson).

There are 3 distinct aspects: the character setup and why we fight justification, the base attack, then and kidnap extraction. I thought it could have been over with the base attack. They should have cut the first part of the movie and added more in country character development.

There are a lot of technical errors in the movie if you understand how the military actually operates (command and control, tactics) but that was not the purpose of the movie.

Net: Watchable but I am not a big John Wayne fan with or without the pro-war message.

(My Dad was in Vietnam in 66-67 and was in the Green Beret toward the end of his tour). We were based at Fort Bragg when the tour was over)
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4/10
Underwhelming imperfect docudrama
29 May 2021
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What was stated as a story of John Ripley and Le Ba Binh and their fight during the war was little about the actual acts.

I had hoped it was a deep story of the 1972 offensive that had not been covered much but other than some of Ripley's heroics on the Dong Ha Bridge mentioned by interviewees little more was stated.

It jumped and spent most of the time in post Easter Offensive with Ripley watching TV showing clips of antiwar clips (Fonda. Kerry) and long scenes of Le Ba Binh in re-education camps after fall of South Vietnam.

In some selected clips, the whole story was not given. For example, when Vietnam was split, the south was supposed to have elections (did not). Diem was not a saint (Reagan clip), that all the South Vietnamese wanted the US there or even the Thieu government.

What was missing was any real mention of Johnson's refusal to expand the war, the false projections (media got this right) we were winning, and Nixon administration handling the peace deal so not a balanced account.

The look and feel of the dramatic sequences was more of a reality show.
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3/10
Not enough laughs
4 April 2021
I understand the premise as a parody that in many ways but for many an inside joke to the cast since many will not understand. While some scenes were funny there was just not enough to sustain it for me, I suspect the cast had fun but not sure many in the audience did.

I always wonder about those that post reviews of best or worst ever and given my review is now 2021, the world does not think it was the best movie ever.
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4/10
Low budget madness
23 January 2021
I will not repeat similar comments about the low budget movie that comes across funny. What helps is the New York accents of the actors as it actually adds to the appeal. I feel that we have been conditioned to actors without regional accents except when wanted for "character" and when they appear in movies it may give the impression of bad acting.
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The Fog (1980)
6/10
Not bad but not great, lost opportunities
3 January 2021
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I finally watched the original version to see if it was how I remembered it. I was disappointed. The primary issues I had were characters doing stupid things such as opening the door when common sense said you shouldn't. For the story, it would have worked just as well to let them enter the room and then kill them rather than just open the door and call out or turn around. Then there was the scene with Jamie Leigh Curtis at the Medical Examiner who had to be in the room while the other characters conversed outside the room. The second issue was the lighting of the scenes. Some scenes like with interiors with Janet Leigh were brightly lit like some sitcom and gave the movie a TY feel and then there were scenes where in one shot it full sun and then supposedly in another direction it was dark. There was a lot more that could have been done. I was hoping the fog would go after the crowd near the monument but no such luck. I do not see how this is groundbreaking especially in the year 1980.
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4/10
Best of the Mihm movies but still misses the mark for me
14 August 2020
I enjoy older sci fi movies and the modern take offs but the Mihm's style just does not really score that high for me. I am not sure if I am supposed to be amused by the story, the acting, or the low production values.

The plot in this one seems to make more sense (beginning, middle, end) than others. The acting style is the punchy almost robotic delivery of lines as part of the joke but It does not use sight gags or slapstick. The style may be more like the serials like Rocky Jones. The actors seem like the know they are in on the joke compared to say the actors in Plan 9 from Outer Space.

I do not think if they just reshot Plan 9 in this style this it would be better.
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Geo-Disaster (2017 Video)
2/10
Super low budget disaster movies rarely work
7 August 2020
The plot is basic at best and yet another movie where they are trying to leave the city but cannot pull off the effects of a real disaster with low budget CGI. They cannot pull it off - jammed roads, chaos. etc. Some aspects are just dumb. Like why did they get off the motorcycles when they could have just ridden it up the hill?

It is not stupid as some movies and can be watched all the way through without harm..
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5/10
Watchable run of the mill sci fi movie with familiar story lines
1 August 2020
This is decent sci movie with familiar story lines but not much different from all the zombie, virus, and super heroes movies. It was yet another space crew on an extended journey story.

It was a bit long with aspects that could have been removed to improve the place but seem added to substitute for character interaction. The acting was decent and production typical for basic sci fi movie. Unlike some movies. it did not try to insult your intelligence with characters doing stupid things or ignoring basic science principles. It was more a character driven story with little action relying on special effects. If you like sci fi anthology shows. you should like this.
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6/10
Soap opera in the sky
12 June 2020
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I am not sure if this was the prototype of the modern ensemble cast disaster movie but it has all the elements. We have some event or possible fatal event looming with many people involved. During this period the cast are all going through personal dramas. This drama is what determines the padding in the movie.

I thought the movie was overlong and overacted but common in 50's movie.

For those that thought it was a good story about professionalism in aviation, the pilot and navigator lost it. The crew also proceeded to try to land when everything said they would not make it.

The last version I saw was in vivid color so this made it more interesting to me. It would look "big" on a movie screen.

I guess John Wayne played the copilot so he could knock some sense in the pilot rather than the other way around

Note: Once you see the movie "Airplane" you will see even many aspects different - passenger applying lipstick. Robert Stack dialogue, personal drama. stewardess that worries about marriage. etc.
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Earthfall (2015 TV Movie)
1/10
A big nothing
25 May 2020
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I accept the concept but the result was not revealed. It follows other post disaster movie plots where a family tries to reunite, find something. or get somewhere. This had all.

It was not the science that seemed flawed but the believability that there were so few people around. Then we had ending where they had to escape ground zero but just a few miles away it was safe. The movie then abruptly ends without anything...did the Earth stop moving away from the sun, did it alter the tilt axis, etc. It was like part 1 of a 2 part mini-series.
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The Triangle (2005)
4/10
Dusappointing
25 May 2020
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This was maybe a 2hr movie max. The fundamental problem was the script. The concept was not bad and could have been a decent Outer Limits type episode.

The actors did the best they could given the lines they were asked to deliver. It ended up being a dual buddy picture as 2 2 person teams researched. They threw in some personal family situations to supposedly build character that padded the film.

Another padding was when they added the parallel sequence so a key character in the plot did die after all and then retrace events,.

The silliest part was at the end where we see long rows of people at consoles with sunglasses and headphones typing as if they are controlling the device.

As far I can tell, Lou Diamond Phillip's role contribution to the actual main plot was the fast boat.. He goes through some of the parallel time shifts that adding screen time but other than being at the lab at the right time and having a boat, the role was totally not needed. This could have been removed completed.
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Encounter (II) (2018)
5/10
Touching movie
11 April 2020
This movie deals with the arrival of an object from space and how it affects the people that touch it. There are no car chases or CGI to make up for a story or a some super climatic battle in the end. I am sure some will find fault with the object looking like something from a 50's movie. It is a low budget personal drama. The FBI involvement supposedly adds some X-Files like conspiracy but it is almost played as comic relief and not quite resolved. It is a little slow and did have more potential. It is more like an episode of one of the anthologies like Outer Limits. It does not insult your intelligence, people do not do a lot of dumb things, etc. to drive the drama along.

As for wasting 2 hrs of your life, the movie does not last that long. If you like more sensitive (not all action driven) sci fi stories then it will not likely be a waste of time.
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5th Passenger (2017)
5/10
Not as bad or good as some reviews
9 April 2020
The plot lines are not new. There is a space crew in trouble. There are conflicts over authority. There is some perceived alien presence threatening the crew. There is a possible underlying government project.

The production is better than a typical sci fi TV show but not trying to extend the boundaries of CGI which seems to disappoint some. The ending may disappoint some as there is no extended battle. If you iike sci fi. most will at least accept it. I rate this is an average for many of the lower budget sci fi movies. That is, watchable since it should be about the story.It is a plus if you are a Star Trek fan to see familiar actors.

Note: It is cannot be a waste of 2 hrs since it does not even last that long.
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