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Dark Encounter (2019)
Whyyyyyyy
This was terrible. This is terrible. This movie had no idea which direction to head. Without giving anything away it was like you start off watching a star wars movie then it turns in to something completely different, like gone with the wind. Crime solving aliens that travel across space and time to scare the hell out of people to deliver a message in the worst way possible. No thanks
The Reliant (2019)
Terrible
Terrible acting. Terrible director. Terrible story. I can't think of one thing this movie did right. The main actress Mollee, just terrible.
Radioflash (2019)
Garbage
This cast gave me high hopes but in the end none of this movie made any sense. Why stop at a gas station? Why take the river and not the road? Why did the old man pull over to talk to a stranger? How did the dad make up for the huge lead they had on him on the escape? I could go on and on and quite frankly I feel this director owes me 2 hours of time. If you enjoy brushing your teeth with crap you will love this movie.
Happy Christmas (2014)
Wtf
This movie is the most boring movie I have ever seen. How is a baby a better actor than the mess of schlumps in it. You people give white people a bad name. I swear we are not as boring as this movie portrays. Please don't watch this movie.
There. My paragraph is a better script for a movie than what I just watched 😂
American Ultra (2015)
A terrible movie
This may be the most boring movie ever. The acting is non existent. Eisenberg is not able to carry a movie and Toper Grace will never be funny as he was in the 70's show. We shut it off 45 minutes in. The trailer had us excited and instead left us sad. Just wasn't sure what they were trying to accomplish. The comedy fell very flat while the action was not believable.
Even Lambs Have Teeth (2015)
Why. Why make this movie
Just finished watching this film. Perhaps the most predictable movie ever. Acting could not be any worse. Nothing about this movie draws you in. I can't believe I even watched the whole thing. Please. Save yourself from the pain of watching this. From the cliché priest upting the bible to the bad guys all begging for forgiveness its the saddest thing you'll ever see.