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The Big Hit (1998)
people pleaser Psychopath and highschool and their disturbing scenes
Not a single likeable character in this movie, everyone is awful....
Main character: a hitman who is engaged,
is dismembering bodies in his bathroom then start to make out with another woman (who is cheating with on his fiancé) over body parts!
Kidnaps a highschool girl.
Blows up her boyfriend's brain right next to her,
school girl says you are a good guy because he doesn't look while taking off her panties to pee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then they cook and mol3st a Turkey (which is disgusting to watch) while music plays (she is the one) so she falls in love with him,
He says i'm a hitman and the girls says: I love that,
he kills everyone and they run away together ....
Are we supposed to like and root for this psycho just because he talks softly ?! Or because he is a people pleaser hitman!!!
Nothing made sense in this movie, not a single thing....pure BS, creepy, disturbing....
Mandy (2019)
Far far from Diane Morgan usual witty comedy, unfunny, annoying, dum.b
I love Diane Morgan, Loved Cunk on earth, admire British humour,
they are normally witty, intelligent, sophisticated and super funny but this show has none of those qualities!!!!
In whole 2 season i smiled once,
WTF was that?!
What is suppose to Many character to be?! Everything about this character is unlikeable and annoying as hell, the way she walks, talks, acts, specially her mouth, the way she interacts with people comes off as psychopathic (not all psychopaths are killers) but she actually does hurts some people and she isn't bothered a bit, she is all over the place without consequences,
Many times it has mentioned that she is "stup!d" but she is beyond this world, such a character is way too far from real....
all characters are caricature not in a funny way,
who wrote this?!
I kept watching 2 season in a hope that it gets better but i was so wrong, what a waste.
Death Note: Desu nôto (2006)
Interesting concept, amazing first half, 2 fantastic character, way too long.
First i really loved the concept, the story telling and enjoyed psychological part of the show, It got me hooked instantly.
How Light start to change by the Death Note or just start the path of becoming who really he was.
The clever game/ manipulation between Light and L was amazing...
Then The second half of the show started and every thing fell a part for me! They started to milk it to death for hours! It became repetitive and illogical even in their world, New unnecessary unlikeable characters started to come, Didn't get the Americans part, if you cancel them from the show nothing happens, didn't get it!!!!
One of the best characters was killed for no reason to be replaced exactly by the copy of it! They just killed him for shock value.
Clever part of the show was gone, Death Note rules kept coming based on how writers were stuck and didn't know how to resolve a problem!
Some part got confusing for me!
Misa, a very child like Teenager who was overly s3xualized in every single scene she was presented, some scenes were really disturbing and hard to watch! Specially the part she was in prison, it was totally drawn to feed some fetiishes.... it cheapened the show.
I really struggle to watch the second half, just wanted it to be over.
They could have don way way better with this concept.
Banshee (2013)
Awful, Unwatchable, Ridiculous, no logic.
Based of high ranking "Best shower ever made" and my friend recommendation i watched this piece of Cra.p!!!!!
6 min to the start i was laughing because i thought it's a comedy/parody of some kind! Boy i was wrong! It wasn't....
show startswith a little mocho guy gets out of jail, no possessions, He walks down a train track, ends up in a bar, the young bartender stares at him,cut, they are banging in storage room (congratulation you are 3 min in to the episode one!)
continues with over the top, laughable unrealistic actions,
and it kept getting worse adding adding cliché after cliché, repetitive, never ending flash backs, unnecessary and unrealistic sex scenes which has no effect on story, they just do it randomly! 90s kind that you have seen over and over again in different bad movies, those kind that only Teenagers and virgins enjoy to watch but you role your eyes!
Surprise surprise we have a super hacker who can do whatever you can imagine in a minute or less!
The main character is a Captain America of some sort, apparently he can beat the hell out of everyone! Gets injured and he is cured the next day and ready to fight again! The mocho look on his face is laughable, the way this guy walks is ridiculous, makes you laugh tho! Every beautiful women in this town goes to bed with him in a sec they lay eyes on him! No question asked.
Shaky camera work gets on your nerve, Acting is bad, writing is bad, dialogs are bad, i can't find one positive thing about this series!
Logic has left this town long time ago! I refuse to believe this is written by anyone over the 15 years old!
The Price We Pay (2022)
SKIP this thing, Instead go watch the The Golden Glove 2019, A bit different genera but definitely worth watching.
Did Emile Hirsch suddenly forgot how to act or he simply realized what kid of a mess he has signed for and decided to act like a clown! The rest of the cast are equally bad! Not even a single person acted properly in this mess! But to be honest there was nothing to work with!
Loved the part the villain was explaining his motives :D
There is No logic in this movie!
You can fight a huge person with opened chest,
A human can beat the hell out of you while their face is totally cut of, And more...
This movie is just awful in every sense!
I don't wanna waste anymore time on this,
It's laughably bad but Not "The room" Entertaining bad, WTF was that bad.
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
I hated it's first 8 minute but then it started to get better and better
I hated it's first 8 minute,
Too much color,
Fast movements,
too much pattern plus music...
for me was a mess which was hurting my eyes and ears and my head was spinning but then it started to get better and better.
Beautiful concept,
Amazing story line,
Adorable characters,
Loved the villains, Specially the wolf (death) He was super cool and far from cliche villains,
Many amazing art frame worthy scenes,
with a strong and meaningful message,
Thankfully not much of stupid singing,
Some really funny scenes,
It could have easily become another cheezy storyline that we have seen over and over again but it was handled very well,
Great work.
Loved it.
The Outfit (2022)
Excellent, Intelligent, Gerat writing
What a breath of fresh air a movie!
Finally!!!!!!
This movie a example of what Hollywood needs this days!
A GOOD WRITTING.
Thank you Graham Moore, Thank you for such a brilliant movie. One of the best movies i have seen in 2022!
While most movies are drawn with special effects this movie shows you how a good writing and directing can offer you!
What a delight, Give it chance and you won't regret it.
I simply feel good just by watching this movie.
Great job!