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Body of Proof (2011–2013)
4/10
Ripoff of "Bones"
11 April 2024
This series has the same premise as the very successful "Bones". The brilliant but socially awkward forensic doctor that solves crimes that nobody else is capable of. The only redeeming element of this series is the presence of Jeri Ryan of Voyage fame (7 of 9, anyone?) as part of the regular cast.

Because the wife wanted to watch something different I was forced to endure a few episodes of season 1 and those really felt like a rehash of situations previously seen in the other, older, but better series. By the way, the wife agreed. It became boring pretty soon.

Do yourself a favor and go watch the original.
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Tex Mex Motors (2023– )
4/10
Ripoff of Car Masters.
13 January 2024
I saw the first episode and it didn't make it for me. No showing the restoration process, too much talk with little to no flesh, characters that I can't care less about, cheap stereotypes of Mexico and mexicans, no exposition of the motives behind everything, except "to make a ton of cash and earn 250K". How silly can a show be?. It is just a bad ripoff of Car Masters - Rust to Riches but without the heart of that show.

C'mon, Netflix. If you're going to copy your own show, at least make something at least mildly interesting. This looks as if K. Kennedy saw Car Masters and decided on doing a sequel.

Just bring more seasons of the original.
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2/10
One of the few movies I couldn't finish
29 April 2023
We all know rom-coms are completely predictable but when well done they can be fun. This one fails miserably. The main character is despicable. Liar, fake, frivolous... The dialog is cringe-worthy. The situations are completely unbelievable. Deux-is-macchina in every threat to the main character. Cliches right and left. Plot twist that you can see from one hundred miles Away. I mean, who wrote this? More to the point. Who greenlit this? The movie is so bad thet doesn't make it desirable to read the novel. They tried to bank on Devil wears Prada but they didn't eve reach the level of the bacteria that inhabit the dirt in the floor that DWP walked on. Just do yourself a favor and avoid it.
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Interstellar (2014)
10/10
Can I give this an 11?
15 January 2023
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I have never been more awed by a movie than by Interstellar. The cast, the acting, the script, the direction, the photography, the music; what a glorious soundtrack, the script, the themes it shows. Nature vs man. Man vs man. And at the end, we realize that we as a species are responsible for our own survival. We have to work hard for our existence. We have to sacrifice everything for the greater good. Nobody is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves. We are our god. We created us and we will save us.

Very deep and very extraordinary movie. It is not enough to watch it only once. A must see.
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Black Widow (2021)
5/10
Easily the weakest of the MCU so far.
23 November 2021
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Plot is way too shallow. Twists completely unbelievable. The "family" angle is too strained and unreal. Acting is impeded by the silly dialog written. Thank god I didn't waste the ticket for a cinema. Highly disappointed.

The "spoiler alert" is on but it's almost impossible to spoil this.
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2/10
Only good for the crystal generation, the cancel crowd and the woke people
3 October 2021
The title I put on this review IS the review. Don't waste your time watching this. It will be 57 minutes you'll never get back. Poorly produced, poorly written and poorly edited. There are videos in youtube way better than this.
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Cosmos (I) (2019)
10/10
Wow. Just wow.
19 June 2021
From the very first minute the quality of production is evident. The acting is natural and believable. The close-quarter-filming is engaging. The pace is slow but nevertheless I was constantly glued to the screen. This is a fine example that fancy special effects and multimillion budgets aren't a must to create a product of high quality. Kudos to the cast and crew.
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Stargate SG-1: The Broca Divide (1997)
Season 1, Episode 4
3/10
Very poor episode
7 February 2021
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One of the poorest episodes of the season. It's full of cliches, plot holes and absurd arguments. If they know they're dealing with a highly infectious organism, how come there is no protective/isolation gear anywhere?. People who have allergies and take antihistamines don't deplete their bodies of histamine. They just block the action of the molecule. And we never got an explanation of the existence of dark/light sides on the planet. It looks like this episode was written by Emmerich himself.
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Star Trek: Discovery: Forget Me Not (2020)
Season 3, Episode 4
3/10
Iclusive over everything else
7 November 2020
The series has been going down the drain since season 4 started. They are so careful to keep a politically correct tone that everything else is subordinated to that. This episode shows that very clearly. No a real plot, acting that falls short of barely convincing, pure sentimentalism, motivational speeches (sorry Burnham), everybody just mushy-mushy friendly/lovey. nearly 60 minutes of screen time filled with internal conflcts, sefl-help dialogue and corny sentimental interactions. I mean, who wrote this script? Pablo Coelho?. It is becoming less and less worthy to be seen.
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2/10
What were you expecting? It's an Emmerich film
9 September 2020
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When you see a movie about aliens and the invasion is stopped by a computer virus hacked into the mainframe of an alien ship, and delivered by the fresh prince on Bel Air and The Fly; you know you can turn tour brain off.
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Avatar (2009)
10/10
Spellbinding, beautifully rendered and thoughtful story
19 December 2009
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I'll try not to write spoilers, but the box was clicked just in case.

A lot of things are great in this movie. The most evident element is the CGI and imagery. The planet is a lush, incredibly beautiful, virgin forest during most of the film that centers in a tribe of Na'vi that lives in "houstree". The idea of hybrid beings acting as avatars for humans to interact with the natives was presented in a very clear way and introduced smoothly at the early stages of the movie. The message of the story, that of course is no literary classic, is very well presented and supported by gorgeous special effects is sure to sink in at least a couple of the minds of the audience, specially the youngest part. Acting is also pretty solid, from Sigourney Weaver (the unforgettable Ripley) to the slightly less experienced Worthington and Saldana who give their character a nice depth more than enough for the scope of the story. I can see a lot of right-winged minds laughing and demeaning the movie because it accurately reflects the absurdity of their views on life, the world and morals. Well, to those I tell that the world changed, and the selfish viewpoint held by this spectrum of people is, thanks God, no longer the absolute dominant one. This movie is certainly portraying that.
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2012 (I) (2009)
1/10
Emmerich does it again
7 December 2009
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First of all, the Spoier alert is on, even though there is absolutely no way to spoil this film. It is so predictable that you know the end after the first two lines of "pseudodialogue". What is so wrong in this movie? Well... let's see 1).- The acting. It is not that it is wrong, but the script is so poor that the actors could not possibly do anything worthy with the piece of crap of lines they got. 2).- The story. That is the main problem. There was no story. As opposite as what should be taught in Movie-making 101, the story is just the excuse to throw a zillion special effects at the viewer instead of the special effects being the device to tell a story. A plot line that is as deep as the paper it's printed on, as transparent as the nighty my wife wears, as ridiculous as the speeches of the Venezuelan president. No plot line to talk about 3),- The length. It is waaaaaay too long. At over 2 and a half hours, it is ridiculously lengthy without having anything to show for it besides a bunch of disconnected special effect scenes. And i could go on and on, but at the end of the day, what's wrong with the movie can be said with a single word. Emmerich. After all he is the guy responsible for such classics as Eight legged freaks, Independence day, Godzilla, The day after tomorrow, etc.

2 stars just for the CGI.
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Watchmen (2009)
2/10
Extremely lame and long with no substance.
15 March 2009
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Well, where do I start?. Several points make this one of the most dreadful experiences I have had in cinema so far. In first place, the gore. I wish Snyder ever realizes that he just doesn't have to splatter the screen with blood every 35 seconds; not to mention body parts, open fractures, exploding bodies.... It is soooooooo useless and soooooooo becoming in a bad movie with no story whatsoever. In second place, the story. It could have been interesting, but it is presented in such a disorganized way, that it make you wonder what was on the mind of the writer and/or director. Three plot lines that, had they been developed, a great movie could have come out. In this case, they were just presented but not even barely developed. Third, the acting, with the possible exception of Rorshach. Maybe they are good performers, but the script was so idiotic that probably this was the best they could do. Fourth, the soundtrack. Very good songs completely inappropriate for the scenes they went with. What sick mind would put Sound of Silence in a cemetery scene, or the movement of Mozart's Requiem with the wrong tempo in the next to final scene. This is really incomprehensible to me. All in all, I give this movie two points. One for the special effects, the second one for the performance of the actor that played Rorschach. See it if you have to, or to form your own opinion.
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7/10
A good collage
20 July 2008
This is an uncommon movie. It shows us the events and outlook on life of an eccentric painter, representing the freedom of spirit, and its influence in a young boy (his grandson) who's left in his care during his mother's acting tour. Some clashes take place between the young boy, the grandfather and the daughter, that are inevitable, but very well acted and presented. I feel the movie is like a story of growth, maturation and learning more than anything else, and as such, is a process that is disorderly at best, and its portrayed that way. Acting is solid. Anthony Quinn's portrayal of the eccentric painter is full of energy, of passion and extremely believable. Ray Walston is his usual solid character actor, and his rendering of Basilio is so lovable. R.J. Williams, as the kid, shows a good performance, even though sometimes overacted. The photography is stunning, the supporting cast is extremely solid, and the script is easy to follow and understand. Only complain, is the editing, with some large leaps from one scene to another, that could get you lost if you haven't been keen on paying close attention. A beautifully symbolic piece, easily enjoyable, and perfect for a quite afternoon at home with your loved one.
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Wanted (2008)
4/10
Well, turn off your brain and see the movie
13 July 2008
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There are too many things wrong in this movie to detail each and everyone here. I'll try to cover the worst. PLOT: Not that much of a plot. The "special powers" of the members of the frat is never fully explored. Just the statement of high adrenaline rush and high reaction time. The orders to kill sent by an unnamed spiritual entity in binary code on the weaving of a piece of cloth... well.... It really exists to allow Sloan to tamper with the orders and profit with some kills, at least that's what is hinted in the movie. PHYSICS: Bending bullet trajectories?. Totally unbelievable and absurd. Jumping from one building to the roof of another?. If the character had a cape, a superhero suit and an extraterrestrial ancestry I might had bought that. GORE: Just excessive. Not really necessary to show that much blood and body parts flying around. The molar in one of the first scenes was really too much. On the other hand, I really went to see the movie just to see Angelina Jolie. Not the greatest actress in the world. No even close, but one of the sexiest persons in the movie industry. But not even her presence could rise the rating above 3 stars. Special effects, are well done, but without a good plot, they are like a frame with no painting in it. In the end, a poor experience. Not really worth the US$ 8.5 of the ticket. Better wait for it to come on cable and spend the money on a pizza...
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Get Smart (2008)
8/10
Nostalgia and slapstick comedy....
7 July 2008
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I just came home from the cinema after seeing this piece of work. I think it was brilliant to cast Steve Carrell as the beloved Max Smart. His performance, while hardly an imitation, captures beautifully the essence of a character that is a classic for most of us, those who saw the series in its original airing and those (me included) that saw it in one of its many reruns. The plot twist and adapting a cold war series to the post cold world era was very good. Anne Hathaway apparently is maturing as an actress, and acted 99 in a style much her own. Not at all as the one Barbara Feldon got us used to, but very good also. The special effects did their job. Not overwhelming the movie, but filling their space. The jokes, just as Mel Brooks had us accustomed to. I think even Don Adams would enjoy this recreation of a classic. Some glitches don't allow me to give this a 10, specially the too long final sequence, and some gadgets we were used to see are absents but all in all, a very solid movie and a very enjoyable experience.Don't miss it
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Predator 2 (1990)
1/10
In one word, AWFUL
19 April 2008
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I just saw this movie for the first (and hopefully) last time. I like the actors here, Danny Glover, María Alonso, Ruben Blades, Gary Busey; but the script just couldn't get it. I mean, Glover is a great character actor, Ruben Blades can portrait his roles in a very believable way; but the script is sooooooo lame that no actor would have been able to make this piece of c.... take off. Besides, it looks like a fourth rate production, cheap effects, cheap photography, cheap edition. The characters all look phony, false, with the same depth as the paper the script was printed on. No story line to talk about. The story was no story at all. Just a collection of scenes with almost nothing to connect them through, besides the gore, the blood and the alien. Predictable as hell!!!. Not a single surprise in here. The first movie wasn't really great, but at least was enjoyable. This abortion of a movie does not deserve even a place in the Razzie awards. It's too bad even for that!. After seeing this so called movie, I found myself with a little problem. Now I don't really know which film gets my award for the worst movie ever. This or Fast and Furious. The choice is difficult. Don't loose your money buying or renting this. Don't even lose your time seeing it on cable!
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10/10
A masterpiece!!!
28 February 2007
This is so far one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. It has everything, but mainly, it's based on two superb performances, namely Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson. This doesn't mean that the rest of the cast is to be dismissed, They did great!. It's just that this two did so awesome. The role of Jack Lewis is freshly played by the late Reeves, in a very good performance. The script, moves flawlessly and slowly toward a logical end, and even though it does not gives any surprise, it tell the story in a very good way. Anthony Hopkins portrait of a Head Butler is brilliant. No wonder!. He spent a year working as a butler to get the ins and outs of the job for his performance in this movie. Emma Thompson plays a fresh Mary Kenton (Mrs. Kenton), and gives warmth and believability to her character. The photography, the set decoration, the costumes, everything rings authenticity and superb attention to detail. James Ivory at par. If it were possible I would have give it more than 10.
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6/10
I've seen worse
18 February 2007
It's a funny render of the reality vs. non-reality that Hollywood has tried more than a couple of times. Has it good moments, but the plot and the script I found lacking. Bill Murray is really funny, as usual. Peter Galagher (I don't remember seeing him in another comedy besides "while you were sleeping), but his acting is good also. The situations, the chase-scenes, and the clashing between British characters and American ones in regard of culture and language are OK, though a little subdued. On the not too good side of the movie, well, there is the implausibility, but this is a comedy, and not required to be too plausible. Some characters were not fully developed, and the plot seem a little too jerky.

All in all, is a nice movie for a rainy weekend, to enjoy with some friends, providing you're not expecting too much.
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3/10
Not as good as other can tell.
12 February 2007
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Even though a lot of people complain about the inaccuracy of the film's portrait of POW's conditions in Asia during WWII, this is not really what I dislike about this movie. Explaining the first part of my comment, I think that we all have to bear in mind that movie making is a form of art, and as so, does not have to be a letter-perfect rendition of reality. Some literary licenses are not only allowed but expected. That said, my real problem comes from the adaptation of the book. Even if the scriptwriter won an Academy Award, the ending in the book is a lot more emotional. Probably it clashes with Hollywood's idea of happy endings, probably it was changed to show the actual destruction of the bridge instead of Coronel Nicholson's discovery of the charges and his subsequent successful stopping of the sabotage. I would have loved to see the real ending on the silver screen (or rather on TV since I was born more than 10 years after the film's release), but the adaptation was not totally faithful.
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Agnes of God (1985)
9/10
An Excellent Movie
4 January 2007
I saw this movie for the first time with a group of friends in a special show at midnight. We had just seen an awful movie called "A Hot Party" and were so mad. I picked up a torn newspaper from the floor and saw the ad for this special show. We decided on the spot that nothing could be worse than what we just saw and went over. Great Choice!. Fonda's character is so full of conflicts, but her struggle to keep objectivity is showed masterfully, Ann Bancroft is great as the Mother Superior, supportive of her flock, and protective; but trying to help the good doctor as a way to extricate Agnes (Meg Tilly) from her "delusions". And Meg Tilly, what a find she was for us. The photography, with dominating earthy colors, delivers the ambient of the movie in such a beautiful way.

I can say that this is clearly, one of the best movies I've ever seen. Highly recommended.
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Ya Koo (1985)
10/10
Short story, beautiful imagery
3 January 2007
This is movie is a trademark of Rubartelli's work. Its photography is amazingly beautiful and portraits accurately the mystery of the rain forest that cover one third of Venezuela. It portraits the life of a small Yanomami kid and how he changes when he meets the white man (in this case, woman as performed by Flor Nuñez). It delivers all the magic of a virgin culture.

The most appealing feature of the film is the masterful photography in the lens of Rubartelli and the performance of Nuñez and the little Yanimami kid.

If you love films that are just natural , not commercial and not main-frame, please, don't miss this jewel. It is just precious. 10/10
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9/10
Excellent
3 January 2007
I have read the book and then I just was compelled to see the movie. The adaptation from book to film is very good. And I mean Veeeeeery good. I was amazed at the way the plot was developed in the screen. Even though I'm no film maker, I think it was quite a difficult book to turn into a movie. Probably the presence of Dan Brown helped and the directorial talent of Ron Howard was no small thing either. Hanks and Tautou deliver the strength of their characters and Reno's role is simply delightful to watch. All in all, a very tight production, deserving (I think), some nominations for the BIG Academy Awards.

On another side, I've read a lot of reviews posted here by people that seem to have lost the real meaning of what they are criticizing. This is just a work of fiction (both the movie and the book, of course), and as such, a SUPERB work of fiction. Who cares if Phillip's gospel was written in Arameic, Copt, or English, for that matter?. It is just a literary license, useful to tell a story. Who cares if the Nicea Council was held to determine Jesus' divinity, to unify concepts between ancient christians or whatever?. Again, it's just a literary "trick" to tell a story. And Brown uses these (as well as others) brilliantly. The way that he combines symbology, bigotry and criminal investigation is simply great.

I think that if someone is too dogmatic and narrow minded, you should not get close to something that, even being fiction, could threaten your closely held beliefs. After all, the role of education is to take an empty mind and turn it into an open mind.
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8/10
A somewhat touching story
3 January 2007
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This is a very entertaining movie. Not classic material, mind you, but a nice little movie, without great mistakes. Jim Carrey's acting shows a certain improvement since his funny faces are not there anymore. Ed Harris performance as the cold hearted Christof is actually very good (nominated for an Oscar, if memory serves right). The plot is quite original and even though t has its similarities with EdTV, personally I like the treatment it got in this movie. The subtle psychological manipulation of Truman Burbank to keep him from finding out that he is just a character in a Reality Show has some "orwellian" spin (1984?, Big Brother?). The final scene, when Truman overcomes his fears and finally finds out the truth it's really well done. All and all, it's not a really big film, but it's good enough for a rainy weekend at home with the family. Rent it. 7/10
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10/10
Brilliant
3 January 2007
This movie is sure a classic and it will stand the test of time. It's a story about rebellion against fossilized views. It's a story about the beauty of freedom. It a story about the struggle to find your own niche in society. It's a movie about loyalty, cowardice, prejudices, breaking the cast, leaving the coop. It's a movie with great actors, from Ethan Hawke (Todd Anderson) to Dylan Kusman (Richard Cameron). It's one of the best performances by that unbelievably versatile actor Robin Williams. It's simply a great movie. The plot is very well told, the photography is astounding in portraying the oppressive atmosphere of an ultraconservative private boarding school in New England (it looks like New England. Sorry if I'm wrong). It certainly a movie deserving a place in every movie-lover collection. A must see.
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