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Small Town Prince (2015)
Not bad, but nothing special.
It has one great line: "Two men in my life, and the honest one turns out to be the used car salesman."
I spent the first half of the film trying to figure out why, if Duncan flew from Europe and was going to NYC, he happened to be driving through the middle of nowhere on the way to NYC.
That was the big mystery in this otherwise it is a fairly predictable and pedestrian retelling of an oft-told tale.
Random Hearts (1999)
Dreadful doesn't say it all
This was a truly awful film - bad premise, script, acting. A film with uninteresting characters who have nothing to say or do. Why should we care about them? Why are they interested in each other? Are they? The film trudges on senselessly for about 1.5 hours too long. Absolutely everything flopped. I never expected H. Ford to pick such a bomb. Ever since I saw KST in Four Weddings and English Patient I've been waiting for something special from her - in vain. Their last meeting where he suggests they go to a movie someday prompted half the audience to blurt out, as if in chorus - "Just be sure not to go to this turkey!" My recommendation is to steer clear of this one and, if you had the misfortune of sitting through, watch Star Wars (or Raiders) and English Patient five times each to get the bad taste out of your mouth. Yeeeeccchhh!!!!!!!