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Missing: Dead or Alive? (2023)
Staged self-congratulatory nonsense....
Full of staged scenes and spends more time showing us how great the investigators THINK they are, rather than concentrating on the missing persons and their families. They harass a war veteran in the first episode, insisting he has murdered his mother only to find her walking down the street in the last 5 minutes of the first episode. They are so unlikable, One of the investigators has a foster daughter and shows her a photograph, she said thats your mom, she couldn't look after you. Then you've got slow motion footage of a guy eating in a diner while we listen to a monologue of him telling us about the time someone killed their kids.
Patronising over dramatic fluff.
Florida Man (2023)
First Netflix show I've loved in a while!
This show is amazing, I watched it from beginning to end non-stop, I'm praying there is a 2nd season.
What I like about this show, is that it doesn't take itself too seriously and neither should the viewer, its a fun dark crime/comedy based in Florida - thats the best way I can put it!
I thought the acting was pretty good and the story line was fun and interesting. All the characters are likeable and interesting - both the good guys and the bad guys.
This really was a breath of fresh air from Netflix, it kind of reminded me of Bloodline, but a bit more light hearted!
This is definitely one to check out guys!
Echo 3 (2022)
What a load of nonense!
To be fair, the story is a good one, but everything else about this series is poor.
The characters are all unlikeable especially the female scientist, but her, her husband and brother are just entitled idiots from the beginning. They have absolutely no regard or respect for anyone or anything but themselves.
The acting is terrible for the American actors - they are just completely unbelievable and not convincing at all, same with the dialogue. I think the best line was something like:
"What will she be like when we rescue her?"
"She'll be the best fighter you have"
She just freezes and screams uncontrollably and then gets recaptured haha! Comedy gold!
I'm not sure on the warfare stuff or whether thats technically sound, but from reading other reviews it doesn't sound like it!
The Dirt (2019)
Bill & Teds Excelllent Adventures
This was like Bill & Teds Excelllent Adventures but with drugs, sex and profanity.
The acting and dialogue was absolutely cringe worthy.
It was almost slapstick comedic in parts!
I have to say I'm not sure why they are still celebrated - Vince killed a guy while drinking driving and left two passengers in the other car he hit with brain damage, and only served nineteen days in jail - yea what a hero, and then theres Nikki who went to jail for spousal abuse for beating the crap out of Pamela Anderson.
I had to turn it off in the last 15 minutes because when Nikki was going through his "self-reflection" phase the dialogue became unbearable, like something from High School Musical.
Keep Breathing (2022)
This just starts getting ridiculous...
The flashbacks get better as this series goes on, but then the main story just gets absolutely ridiculous around about episode 4.
Up until the then the story is basically colour by numbers, she learns how to start a fire, then she learns to collect water, then berries, then she makes a compass etc etc.
I have given it a 5 because the acting is pretty I good.
Pirate Gold of Adak Island (2022)
this is pure garbage
All set up.
And that disclaimer at the end basically saying no-one else is allowed to look for the treasure, extremely childish.
A lot of fake suspense, this is not oak island.
Give it a miss!
The Real Manhunter (2021)
Duller than dishwater!
This series is duller than dishwater, the people interviewed speak like monotone robots with zero emotion or charisma.
I've just watched the 1st episode of season 2c, it's gotten even worse!
The Midwich Cuckoos (2022)
Terrible production.
The production on this is laughable, it comes across like a 90s childrens TV program! Everything about it is cheap and tacky.
And the CGI haha!!
Avoid like the plague!
Savage Beauty (2022)
Garbage Beauty.
This is terrible, the storylines are so boring and simplistic, I struggled to stay awake.
It has a cheesy soap opera feel to it production wise.
Some of the acting is okay but it feels like I've watched it a thousand times before, it brings nothing new or fresh to the table.
Here We Go (2020)
Complete rubbish!
The concept/jokes are all tired now, and have been done a 1000 times before.
The acting is wooden, some of it reminds me of footage of bad auditions.
Avoid this like COVID19.
Old (2021)
This film reminds me of bad horror version of Brady Bunch The Movie...
This film reminds me of bad horror version of Brady Bunch The Movie!
I only kept watching to laugh at the dialogue and acting. The film seems rushed and dragged out all in the wrong places.
I don't find it scary at all, and the film is so ridiculous that the mystery of is completely lost.
Very poor overall for a film with such as promising premise.
Monster in the Shadows (2021)
Crazy story, but the production quality is poor.
Poorly produced documentary which deserved far better.
Disjointed, it feels like its just one big trailer - constantly jumping between scenes, interviews etc.
And the same music loop all the way through.
Vigil (2021)
This is a bad fantasy/sci-fi
The acting is laughable. And the storyline is fantasy at best, plus those cheesy flashbacks haha.
The Pact (2021)
Shocking acting, so many flaws and errors!
The acting is terrible and theres so many errors.
The dialogue comes across forced and predictable!
Give it a miss is my advice.
Trial 4 (2020)
Very long and drawn out
Interesting case, but the series is long and drawn out and it easy to lose interest.
A lot of pointless scenes, half of the viewing time are just drone shots of the Boston skyline.
Should of been 4 episodes.