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Mea Culpa (2024)
So so bad
This is a contender for the worst film I've ever seen. From the performances (especially Trevante Rhodes) are incredibly bad, the way he delivers his dialogue so slowly and trying to be seductive is cringe. Kelly Rowland is just so flat, it's like a lifetime movie but worse. Tyler Perry should stop writing because it's obvious he's not good at it. There's plot holes so big you can drive a lorry through them & absolutely no explanation bar the barest of bare bones as to why the characters are like they are. Very little motivation is explained & then comes the inevitable bad plot twist at the end. Just wow, I'd give it minus if I could.
Ghostbusters (2016)
Feig & Jones ruin it.
This had potential but from the minute it was known Paul Feig was announced it was always going to be a mess. There's plus points, Melissa McCarthy isn't as irritating as usual, Kristen Wiig is good, Kate McKinnon is alright. The film is big & bright but unfortunately the Ghostbusters uniforms look atrocious. The biggest problem is Feigs writing (which is always bad) & Leslie Jones stereotypical caricature of a performance, she's so bad & out of place she seems to have wandered in out of Norbit or Scary movie. It could have been good but in typical Paul Feig fashion he ruins it, he really has the golden touch in turning potential into 💩
Resident Evil (2022)
Horrible
Slapped the name Resident evil on it for the name value. It's awful, Lance Reddick aside the acting is dire & unconvincing. The main characters have zero redeemable qualities & the writing is poor. The games have so many decent locations to pull from & this is what they come up with. It's boring & sterile, TV by numbers.
The Prom (2020)
Could have been ok
Ruined by James Corden, how he keeps getting cast is beyond most people as he's unlikeable in everything he's ever been in.
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021)
Shockingly bad
Another example of James Corden stinking up a film. He makes me want Peter Rabbit turned into roadkill, abysmal.
Into the Woods (2014)
James Corden is in it.
James Corden is in it, that should be enough of a clue to avoid it.
Triassic World (2018)
Bad but brilliant
I love asylum movies, they're badly written, badly acted with terrible writing & always awful sfx.But they're turn your brain off fun & I always have a blast watching them.This is another typical asylum release hot on the heels of Jurassic world - fallen kingdom.If you enjoy terribly made movies that are a hell of a lot of fun then you'll like this.If you're looking for a Jurassic park clone then you'll hate it.
Peter Rabbit (2018)
Peter is a charmless irritating brat.
Peter Rabbit should be whimsical & charming,here he's the opposite.James Corden can't channel the charm of Peter & he comes off as a smug irritating know it all.Hopelessly cast as was Domhall Gleeson who hams it up relentlessly making him look like he should be in a different film altogether.Watch the Paddington films instead,they're in a different galaxy to this tripe.