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Feast (2005)
1/10
Not good
26 May 2024
I get that it's a comedy horror and you're not meant to expect much from that genre, but you'd still expect the movie to be watchable.

The first 5 minutes was a good take in the way they introduced each character. Aside from that, I have a lot of unpleasant things to say about the movie.

Script, and most of the acting didn't hit the mark. They went overboard with the gore to make up for it's shortfalls.

I admit the movie did have potential but didn't come close to being good.

Unfortunately, this movie isn't worth being background noise.

Even if you're desperate, trust me when I say to avoid this movie.
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1/10
Insult to movie watchers
7 January 2024
Straight to the point, script & acting is just horrible.

How this movie made it to the cinemas is amazing.

The movie is slow paced and took to long to show nothing. It's not dramatic or suspenseful, it will get on your nerves and this is part of the reason why the movie felt like it went for 4 hours. I wish I fell asleep watching this movie. On thinking about it, if I did fall asleep, I would be so angry at the person who woke me up to finish it.

I would've given an extra star if I saw the main family get eaten by the shark. The shark...only had two minutes of screen time, poor thing

The sidekick was the best actor in the movie, only person you can have any emotional connection to.

For your mental health, avoid.
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The Boat (2018)
1/10
So boring
3 November 2023
The whole movie was lack luster. That's my polite way of saying it sucked. This movie was beyond saving and was just irritating. I was getting annoyed at how bad it was.

I think I'm the most annoyed that my review didn't bring down the rating of the movie. I've rated alot of movies and only once did my negative review bring down the total rating. The satisfaction that came from knowing my review did that is unexplainable.

So much could've happened but guess what, nothing happened.

What's that, my little boat is going in to thick fog, yeah, let's keep going in that direction. What did his boat hit for him to look around.

I'm disliking these bots putting positive reviews!
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Black Widow (2021)
1/10
The accents were distracting
17 October 2023
Opening credits almost caused an epileptic fit with all the different frames. This led in to the first 5 minutes that made it seem like the movie had potential but that's when everything takes a turn.

Americans trying to do the Russian accent is always a recipe for disaster. Three of the main characters try to do it and it fails miserably. The accents are that bad that it distracted me from the movie itself. I guess I should be thankful the accents distracted me from the movie... It was not redeemable.

More editing required to prevent watchers dosing off.

Should've watched a movie I had seen before instead of this.

Do avoid.
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9 Bullets (2022)
1/10
Not captivating
2 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
My one star goes to Sam Worthington. Enjoyed his acting in this one.

So many things are wrong with this movie.

1. Script was just awful and unimaginative.

2. The villains sucked at their jobs. If you're there looking for a child, look for the child. Don't go to where you need to go to, speak to the woman you need to speak to and not search properly.

3. So she had plans and deals with everyone in the event something bad happened...

4. Not seeing that annoying kid getting punched to the head was so disappointing. Never disliked a kid more than that, not due to his good acting but due to his poor acting and annoying face.

5. Half the music didn't match the scene. Strip to 'silent night'...?

6. I loved the scene when the convertible wanted to overtake her but maintained the same speed for that long so that she could throw the tracker.

Spent 30 minutes looking for a movie and decided to watch this. I'm angry at myself having watched it. No one else to blame.
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Stalker (II) (2020)
1/10
Really really really bad
29 September 2023
That was just horrible.

Poor script, poor acting and extremely poor directing.

This movie lacked everything, so much so, it's hard to begin.

Most original thing about the movie is the dogs name. In fact the dog could've been the best actor in the movie.

I'm writing this review because it's the humane thing to do. Preventing other people from watching this movie is my good deed. After watching the movie, this good deed I imagine would count for a great deal. The heartache, pain and anguish im saving others from makes me so happy.

Why I need to have a 600 character limit is beside me, I wanted my comment to be punchy. Avoid this disaster of a movie, that's all.
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Mine (II) (2016)
1/10
Horrible!
5 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Everything about this stupid movie was just horrible.

1. The acting, 2. The script, 3. Sniper not taking his shot, 4. His stupid spotter not being quiet so that the primary could take the shot, 5. Not identifying the mine when he's stepped on it, 6. Not stepping on 1000 mines there after so that we could watch him die 1000 times over for putting us viewers through this trash & 7. Emphasis on point 6

This movie always felt like I just watched 2 hours but there's always an hour left.

It was so boring and messy. Flash backs just pointless.

Real evident that the script writer and director had no clue.

Please avoid and ignore the 10/10 reviews.
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Terrifier 2 (2022)
1/10
Rediculous and boring, not scary
26 October 2022
Part 1 was bad but this was worse!

The reviews and the hype, were they all lying as a mass practical joke.

There are so many things wrong with this movie like the acting, script, the lack of horror, the directing, lack of creativity, the length of the movie and the point of it all.

Should've done the smart thing and watched something else, anything else...what had I done. Why didn't I watch something else.

Have they thought of putting background music instead of eerie music throughout the whole thing?

Don't expect anything good from this aside from turning to whoever you're watching this with and saying, "are you serious"?

Just trying to look out for your mental well being, avoid.
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The Mist (2007)
1/10
Swing and a miss
9 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The only positive was when the annoying religious woman dies, it was a relief when she did! They overdid the religious woman's character, no one acts that way.

Took too long to get to the point.

Thomas Jane's annoying sooky kid annoyed me so much. Honestly, suck your thumbs and be carried everywhere.

The end scene, even with spoilers ticked I won't say it but...let's wait until he's awake to do it.

I love how the army personnel say they opened a window to another dimension, was the window 100metres by 200metres to allow all the monsters that came through.

There was so many things wrong with the movie, just listen when I say avoid.
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The Northman (2022)
1/10
Avoid
14 May 2022
I'm a fan of most of these great actors but, to have them act in a film like this was unfortunate.

Looking out for your mental well being, don't bother.
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Mindhunters (2004)
2/10
Nope
23 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Watch the first 20 minutes then stop.

Big fan of Christian Slater and amazingly the film goes down hill immediately after he dies.

Why on earth did LL Cool J shoot the other idiot, no reason for it. He then looks for Sara as if he wanted to kill her.

They've got working computers and dont know how to send how to send an email, pcsms, anything to get assistance?

With what time did the killer have to assemble some of these time consuming traps!

A complete naval island gives it self to the FBI for a weekend, unattended and with an armoury on site...nope, not convincing.

The killer had the chemical agent on his fingers only. Do you know how hard it is not to use your palms when grabbing any item, let alone taking a clock off the wall, adjusting the time, putting it back on the wall all the while not knowing theres a chemical trace.

Mr Slater, wish you didn't have to die and Val, I'm your huckleberry.
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Windfall (2022)
1/10
No
20 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
No captives would ever let the burglar take more money. What's that, you took our jewelry and cash, that's silly, we've got more money hidden around.

What's that, you need 150k to leave, that's silly, take half a million.

The movie feels like it goes a lot longer than its run time, by a lot.

Misleading. Netflix, you said this was going to have blood and gore. Very little blood seen and no gore.

Acting was good, music could've been better.
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1/10
Just horrible
2 January 2022
This movies just tried too hard.

It's neither a comedy or romantic. I really don't know what genre this stupid movie comes under.

Please avoid this trainwreck.
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The Last Son (2021)
2/10
Could've been much better
11 December 2021
Acting was good however, the script and the horrible editing gave this movie it's fatal blows.

What on earth was with the pointless and constant landscape views and mindless walking with no meaning.

Disappointed because the cast was a recipe for success.
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Nightbooks (2021)
7/10
Good family friendly movie
21 September 2021
Just finished watching with the family and we all enjoyed it.
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Malignant (I) (2021)
1/10
Tom Riddle, is that you?
15 September 2021
So that happened.

From the get go, the acting proves to be subpar. With all the promise the previews had for this movie, it missed the mark.

The creators said they wanted to create something different, aside from one difference (won't say so I don't spoil it), everything else is the same.

Even with the creators so called plot twist, it was still predictable...

I so wanted this to be better than what it was.
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True Romance (1993)
10/10
Classic
29 August 2021
Bravo to all involved in creating this masterpiece.

This movie is one of my favourite movies all time.
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1/10
Boring
5 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Slow paced movie with poor music and even worse script.

The actors acted well but that couldn't save the movie. Don't get me wrong, don't mind some dry humour but it didn't cut it.

Why did only two zombies come out from their graves on the first night and all others the following night. Did none of the zombies have a coffin they were buried in, if they did they would not break out.

The town only has 738 people but yet has its own children's detention facility...

So many pointless scenes that just wasted time with the same dull music in the background.

The stupid zombies rambling stupid comments and gravitating to the hobbies from when they were alive...really?!

I'm surprised people were buried in their sports attire.

Just avoid.
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1/10
Not good
23 July 2021
This movie could have been more than what it was.

Unfortunately, with the poor directing this movie will be soon forgotten after watching.
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Severance (2006)
1/10
Nope
17 July 2021
Don't expect anything from this movie and you'll still be disappointed.
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Shark Night (2011)
1/10
No no no
26 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Chris Carmack and Donal Logue acted superbly but unfortunately that could not save this movie.

My favourite scene was when the Sharks planned a blockade in essence for the jet ski.
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The Big Ugly (2020)
1/10
Low expectations and still disappointed
25 June 2021
Please avoid this movie.

What on earth was with the director in having bright lights in the backdrop. Those scenes which were many were not good, it was annoying to the viewer and at times just make the scene dull.

The script was terrible and terribly predictable.

The only good thing was that 'most' of the actors acted out their poor roles well.

Please heed my words when I say avoid, I only say this to look out for your mental health.
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Spiral (2021)
2/10
Predictable
2 June 2021
Wow, that was disappointing and highly predictable.

Max's acting was top notch.

At times I thought Chris Rock was not in charge of his body. His serious face during dramatic scenes was forced and distracting.

This could've been better than what it actually was.
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Boss Level (2020)
2/10
Acting good, bad everything else
26 May 2021
Watched it believing Mr Gibson doesn't do bad movies.

There were entertaining scenes but the good acting by all couldn't save the movie.
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The Walking Dead: Here's Negan (2021)
Season 10, Episode 22
6/10
Tear jerker
8 April 2021
I told my wife that the two had some real chemistry which added to all that raw emotion. She replied, that's because they're a couple outside the show.

The connection the two have is a testament to their own relationship. The result of their heightened raw emotions was be shedding a few tears.

Regardless of this back story being past it's due date, it was beautifully executed.

Thank you TWD team and cast.
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