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Jerry Springer: The Opera (2005)
Written by people wanting to make a fast buck by being 'outrageous'?
I watched it on BBC2 at the time and was so disgusted with it that I cancelled my television licence and never renewed it. It is vulgar and boring; it made me sick to my stomach. It was co-written by Stewart Lee, who once said, "One would like to think that comedy could incite religious hatred. That would be great." (The Independent on Sunday, 5th December 2004.)
I'm at a loss to explain how a degenerate load of sick rubbish like this has positive reviews. How the people have been dumbed down, dehumanised and brainwashed into accepting mockery as entertainment. God will not be mocked.
As another reviewer discovered, once the faux shock of the vulgarity wears off after 15 minutes, the 'opera' is exposed as being not worth watching, even, I suspect, if for Dawkins-worshipping 'atheists'.
Bad News Bears (2005)
Contender for worst film of all time.
I laughed twice, which for a comedy approaching two hours long, is not impressive. There are more laughs in disaster movies. This was a disastrous movie. I rarely write reviews, and unfortunately, I had to give this one star, as there wasn't an option for minus ten.
I had actually ordered the original and received the remake, so I decided just to keep it (before watching it). A comparison of the two films would make an interesting study on how much Hollywood has nosedived even further into a pit of filth in three decades.
Some people think that this is a "family film". Why? Because there are no F-words? There is just about every other swear word used multiple times. I could barely believe my ears. It was pointless, tedious and embarrassing. I guess some "adults" just get off on little children using bad words.
First and last time I watch a film starring Billy Bob Thornton or directed by Richard Linklater.
"Suitable for 12 years and over," should read, "Suitable for IQ of 12 or under." If you have haemorrhoids, invite your friends round to remove them with scissors. You're bound to have more laughs than watching this film.