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Taxi 4 (2007)
How to destroy Taxi
When you go into the cinema , lets be honest you do not expect much from this movie.(After taxi 3 most fans of the series learned to lower their expectations) But after approx. 1,5 hours you realize , you have seen a movie with a "story" not worth mentioning , no real action just a few attempts on creating jokes out of nothing (last big shooting scene ) , no car chases (the car itself moves just around 10 minutes max)the characters are far beyond the line where it is funny to be idiotic , all the so called jokes give you the felling "Somebody tried very hard to be funny without reaching it ever" Take the kids of the main characters for example , the only reason why they are in the movie is to create 15/20 minutes , which can be used to fill the gaps in this 90 minute long movie.I don't even start to think about creating some new jokes , or scenes , noooo...The things making the watcher of the series laughing in Tax 1/2 may have been good , but to simply copy them and "re-selling"them with different labels is simply lame...... So all the things that made Taxi 1/2 a good movie are simply not present here.If the movie at least had some real action , or a few good jokes i would have given it a 6. I have spent approx 5 euros to watch this one .....If you do not want to spend your money on 1,5 hours of nothing ...go and buy a rose for your girlfriend...
Alone in the Dark (2005)
try to avoid this ...it really hurts
This film is another example for the "story-less" film of today. I'm trying to explain what the producers of this so called "film" wanted. They bought the "name" alone in the dark because it is a well known name in the 20-28 year old guys/girls of today.But that's all what connects this sh*t to the game itself.Of course this wouldn't be a problem if the director,writer,"actors",special effect team(big lol on that) had at least some sort of idea on the subject "FILM"...... The story is just simply weak .... a total idiot whit an I.Q. of 50 could make a story better then this.....The scenes are just without any substance , and the director jumps from an to another and you keep asking yourself...what's the point in all this....The actors are surely aware of the situation and know that this will be the movie they won't tell their kids in their old ages....so they just standing there and saying the lines..... So if you want to see a movie without anything good....this is for you.. If not.....try to avoid this..it really hurts....