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Final Destination 3 (2006)
Tired Cliché's,Awful DIalouge,So so deathscenes, Movie SUcks!!!
I had saw Final Destanation 1 and two in the movie theater, Upon viewing both again, The first was OK..But still suspenseful, again another movie where young "pretty People Die" However Final Destanation one had offered some elaborate death scenes that had got my blood pumping Ie the bathroom choking scene...I didn't expect anything from the sequel, However when I had saw it I WAS AMAZED, the cast was mixed from young to mature characters, death scenes where some of the best I had saw. Final Destenation2 wasn't a great movie, But a good one. So after seeing 1 and 2 my expectations were high..
Alas after seeing FD3, I was disappointed, all the characters were so annoying, you did not care about them, every chic in this film wears the best make up, (including the Guys) characters ranged from your bubble headed white girls, to the annoying angry black athlete(badly stereotyped), to your goth/emo couple. In between death scenes there was hardly any plot, along with a shameless way to tie in September 11th(wich made me laugh hard). Fd3 is nothing but a convoluted mess of bad dialog, Shameless product endorsement (to those who seen this movie you all know by now that the products were Panasonic Lumix 5 megapixel camera , Ipod(mentioned), And a Mac G4. Overall the death scenes made me laugh hard!! This movie failed to keep up with FD2s Supirior FX. Overall don't pay 10 bucks. The only people who will enjoy this are the mtv worshiping highschoolers, and those who never had sen a horror movie before. I give this film two watery bowls down!!!!
A History of Violence (2005)
Saw it last night on Thursday NYC screening
I saw this last night, from getting tickets threw Fangorias webs site and I must say, that this film was excellent!! David Cronenberg always makes his audience feel uncomfortable with the theme of the invasion of the body, fetishes, along with the psycho-drama ( Shivers,The Brood,Scanners,The Fly,Exisitenz,and Crash). What he does differently is go with the duality of man,The primordial instinct,(if this seems like I'm beating around the bush I don't want to leave any spoilers). Viggo Mortensen plays a good natured who resorts to violence when confronted with two robbers, when he kills them he becomes the town hero. The events that unfold after meeting with a strange man Ed Harris who mistakes him for having a shady past. Without saying too much Viggo Mortensen gives the performance of his career, an Oscar caliber performance , as well as Ed Harris. And for those who think William Hurt has no versatility as an actor, you will be surprised!! David Cronenberg makes an important family Psco-drama with GORE!!! It has the same level of violence as Resovoir Dogs, with a tense mysterious edge to it, I give it a 10! The level of violence in this film will shock viewers, along with a sex scene that is very brutal and animistic.
Venom (2005)
This Movie is pure $hite
I saw this movie at a free NYC screening back in June , And I must say that this movie totally sucks. Such a recycled plot, characters look like they had stepped out of a WB TV show. The Reaper looks like Dolf Lundren bathed in mud(totally z grade special effects). All the death scenes weren't even scary or funny , except one which involves as speeding truck and a tree impalement. I hated this movie along with everybody at the screening. I give it two big watery bowels down!! What horror movies need is a hard R rating, Mature characters, and brutal death scenes that do not shy away from the screens.
If you want to see a good movie , see the Devils Rejects, High Tension or wait for Slither.