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The Aftermath (1982)
No, its not so bad it is fun to watch
I can see how someone would think this movie is so bad its good, but to those familiar with movies, so bad its good is an actual category and The Aftermath is not really in it.
Sure, there are decisions that put a smile on the viewers face, but all in all Barkett seems honest and wholesome here, unlike the completely unaware perverts and imbeciles who usually make those movies.
Freud says every dream is a wish, and similarly, the kind of film one makes is, too, an insight into ones psyché and seemingly what Barkett wants is: to be an astronaut, a family, and to shoot bad guys. Whats wrong with all that?
Some of the action and acting is subpar, but the movie makes up for it with actual characterization and by having a heart and a strong, useful message.
Should someone be looking for an introduction to legitimately so bad its good movies, try Plan 9 from Outer Space, Starcrash, Deathstalker, Lifeforce, Robot Holocaust, Battlefield Earth or The Room.
Ps: that kid died in the desert and you know it.
Oblivion (2013)
You should be able to find a better movie to watch
There is not one original idea in this movie, but that in itself woudnt even be a problem. It is also insulting to the viewers intelligence, but sadly, no one seems to care.. How did the flight recorder get back onto the Odyssey? Shsss... Alright, then can someone tell me why would the antagonist ever give our characters free will, when it is clearly stated they could deny it too? Because then the movie is not happening? Oh, i see.. But still, if there is a logical answer to that, why werent we told about it? Why put the free will thing in there anyway? It was literally a single line of dialogue, and has nothing to do with the rest of the story. It doesnt matter. Just shove everything in there, the idiots will never notice..
Is that really what science fiction has been reduced to for some? Mere entertainment? Escapism? Where are the big, concerning questions about morality, society, the meaning of life? Well, not in this movie, thats for sure..
Instead we get perfectly blank characters, except for Cruise and Freeman, of course, who are playing, well, Cruise and Freemen. One will save the word and the other will deliver the completely out-of-place exposition. No wait! Actually, they both do both.. Well, i guess, theres an original idea for you.
The movie looks kinda nice tho. Still, its watchable at best.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Remember Me (1990)
Apparently Wesley Crusher is a demigod now.. - Weeping for Mary Sue
He is not a mere wunderkind anymore, no. He is, in fact, the next step of human evolution.
In the mean time, Star Trek is slowly turning into an experiment of how little effort from one single character can ruin an entire franchise. And with every bit of this obnoxious nonsense they are getting closer and closer to their goal.
Was there no one around to slap Roddenberry in the face!? With the truth, of course...
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Ménage à Troi (1990)
Prepare for disappointment..
If you thought the previous episode to be one of the best so far as a certain someone got his long deserved slap in the face in it, close to the season finale surely you would be anxiously hoping throughout this one that he might finally improve the series atmosphere with his permanent leave. Well, im here to advise you, not to get all worked up, because instead all that he saves the day again. Again..
Oh and the episode is not great.
Lexx: Brigadoom (1999)
Incredible!
This one is Lexx for you in a nutshell. So wonderfully surreal and still, in its own universe makes complete sense. Everything a romantic science fiction fetishist could possibly want, it is just epic.
Dark Matter: Isn't That a Paradox? (2017)
They even nailed the time travel aspect..
Cheese, clichés, raped plot, that will still not make any sense most of the time, cartoon characters and now this. Its only the 3rd season and they already ran out of ideas to the point where the crew now conveniently travels back to the 21st century. Well, maybe its more about the budget, after all, we did see the loopday episode just recently.
Anyways. The episode is practically flawless, if we accept that everything is made out of cheese. Just take a look at that chemical flask next to the mad scientist in his last scene! Convince ourselves that this was indeed the creators' intention, and we re in for a fun ride. Completely out of the context of previous episodes, but still a lot of fun. They even managed to nail the time travel stuff, its a shame, that they are forced to work with a budget that requires these "creative" episodes to be made. Then there is Endgame, where the villain dies before his transgression...
Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019)
How is this still a 9.5 show?
I mean, with a 5,2 final episode it shouldn't be, right? Don't forget to update our final ratings, right? You're welcome (: