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2/10
This is not even a movie to watch when sick.
8 September 2016
Warning: Spoilers
You know the feeling. Fever and ill. You think OK, lets watch some easily digestible movies. I choose the two new Turtle movies. I was pleasantly surprised while watching the first one. It actually was pretty true to the original comic even it it wasn't as dark. Then this one was up. And what an awful followup. i actually regret wasting my time watching this.. and i have the fever! For crying out loud. Why... i mean.. Shredder isn't even a big part of this movie. In the first he is a skilled warrior and in this he is but a legman.

No this isn't OK. i don't want to live in a world where the Twilight saga is a better alternative then the Turtles?

What happened? I was actually going to watch batman vs Superman now, but i cant take any more crap. I don't care how bad ass you are. if you see an alien who wants to strike a deal with you about world domination then first give it more then 2 secs of thinking time. seriously. Was this movie written by an 10 year old?? Oh yeah i guess so. its a Nicolodian jam! Thank you for destroying yet another childhood IP.

Spoiler warning: This movie sucks!

/Seth Out!
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1/10
No seriously.. You're not Adam Sandler!
1 September 2016
I have seen it. Turned it off, continued! In addition I hated every minute of it! Is Seth McFarlane trying to become the new Adam Sandler?! Seriously?!

Did he do this movie to kiss Charlize Theron?! Because OK, that makes sense, but what the fxxK?! It only opened up for that other horrible (which I did not see) terrible 13 western Adam Sandler movie! Therefore, Seth McFarlane is the new Wayans's brother. So Ted3 will be a bad caricature of Muppet movies. Ted3 the never ending Crystal Labyrinth! I Hate these new bad movies. Everything is reference humor! So yes, family Guy is funny when you are high.. That's why people going to the university sees it, but no one else does! I hate Seth McFarlane!! Now I will go watch Strange Things instead!
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The Shrine (2010)
7/10
This iceman melts your heart!
20 August 2016
So are you, also like me, searching for top quality movies starring lesser known actors lesser known siblings. Then this is the movie for you..

We all know that Troll is a great B-movie. Why not watch MST3000 Well this movie has a statue and has a more consistent story line then most Superhero movies? The shrine is best viewed with a glass.. no a bottle of port! And let me assure you a Non-Bobby "Iceman" Drake handling Two girls and one shrine for about 1½ hours is plenty of fun.. If you like me also doesn't have friends. Enjoy

BTW. that shrine is muy picante!
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