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Grand Theft Auto III (2001)
Don't waste your time with this worthless excuse for a game
Summary Rockstar Jumps into action with there first and worst title on the Playstation 2, Grand Theft Auto III. Apart from this failure it also managed to set a new 3-Dimensional sandbox genre off to a bad start with bad graphics, bad storyline, and bad controls.
Graphics 2/10 The character models are painful to view, while the whole world will burn a hole through your eyes. The camera angles are some of the worst the world has ever seen (almost as bad as the older Resident Evil titles), not to mention the fact that the camera cannot be turned in any vehicles.
Playability 1/10 Even for a game with few controllable aspects, the ways you control them are designed horribly. After playing this game for nearly two hours your fingers will be bleeding from the blisters that the control gives you. You will probably not even be able to tell what buttons you are pressing because the button symbols will be covered it blood.
Sounds 0/10 Your eardrums are guaranteed to be busted are completing this game, that is if you ever complete it. The selected songs on this game were not even made on this planet, and to make it worst Rockstar threw in some poorly thought-up radio station advertisements, along with very bad Joe Pesci imitations.
Entertainment 2/10 You can play this game for about five minutes, ten if your patience. you'd be lucky to get past the first three missions on your first try, due to the game's difficulty and lack of development. Way to go Rockstar you screwed up gaming for ever this time.
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007)
Hasn't Everyone Learned About This In History Class
Asking someone if war games suck, is like asking someone if the sky is blue, there is no reasoning to the fact that war games have ruined the world in various different ways. As awful as it may sound, it continues to worsen. During the revolutionary year of 2007, Infinity Ward brought humiliaton upon themselves with their most foul lauch to date,"Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare,".
This game was so terrible, that it was practically built from the ground up, only to satisfy pure douche bags, which is 95% of modern day teenages. After playing and learning new information about this failure series installment, it is proved fact that the graphical works in this game are completely made up of pixels and coding.
Seeing as that this game sucks, it still remains a huge financial success, due to the public and their petty opinions, that spark the falling of a great video game developer, all because they were fooled by the encouraged usage of the art of repetitive gaming into the continuing production and creation of these sh** worthy games that are destroying this world as we know it.
A quick way to summarize Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, is that it is a failure attempt to reunite the series that once popularized the war fighting genre. A much faster way to summarize this bullsh**, is that it's completely nauseating to watch, and I don't recommend playing this disaster.