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Tulitikkutehtaan tyttö (1990)
Piece of crap
Good for me that I watched this film at home, so that I didn't bore myself to death with it, but could play solitaire (yes, it drove me to that). I didn't like the film because: -Finnish people are not as extremely quiet as depicted in this film, so don't get the wrong idea about this nice European nation. Was it trying to be artistic??? It was just plain boring. -Iris has a behaviour that I couldn't imagine any human being could have... She's a loser who accepts her faith, but suddenly she's had enough and kills others, instead of killing herself, which would have been the more credible ending. -During the whole one hour of the film I had permanently the feeling that nothing fits... nada, nix... like watching separate scenes from different movies put together. E nough said. My advice is: DO NOT waste an hour of your life with this film. IMDb rating does not reflect reality.
The Good Shepherd (2006)
Boring as Hell
Unbelievable how many well known actors participated in this incredibly boring, annoying and overcomplexity film. I can understand the desire of a director to make a film seem intelligent and thoughtful but this is just a collection of dark scenes and an obnoxious main character played by Matt Damon.
After all EVERY SINGLE character in the film is obnoxious and not really likable (if you are not distracted by Angelina Jolies Blowjob-lips). Besides that: 2.5 hours of annoyance.
Besides that it does not really give entertainment. You cannot be on anybodies side cause they all seem the same evil and during the film my personal wish grew that the main actor may die (in the film).
Please do not watch!!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Adolf is back?
Not such a bad idea this film... but hey, Willy Wonka is a slave-master. He has black dwarfs, squirrels and perhaps more that he took by force and rules now. They obey him as slaves.
This film is racist. And not all Germans are fat and dumb.
Not such a bad idea this film... but hey, Willy Wonka is a slave-master. He has black dwarfs, squirrels and perhaps more that he took by force and rules now. They obey him as slaves.
This film is racist. And not all Germans are fat and dumb.
Not such a bad idea this film... but hey, Willy Wonka is a slave-master. He has black dwarfs, squirrels and perhaps more that he took by force and rules now. They obey him as slaves.
This film is racist. And not all Germans are fat and dumb.