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The Witches (2020)
Voice lessons
Overall I didn't mind this but the confusing and changing accent from Anne Hathaway was beyond irritating. Was she taking a tour of Europe with her accents? All the other characters were quite enjoyable, although Daisy sounds like she's an adult.
The Inheritance (2020)
Unanswered
I feel like I have too many questions left unanswered. Everything just seemed fishy. The men, the reactions, everything. There was a lot of potential here but a mix of local theater acting, evasiveness in the big mystery and absolutely everything to do with her husband left me wondering why I kept watching. Oh, right, it was all about the excellent location. So location scout gets top awards!
A Vigilante (2018)
That wasn't acting
This movie is a powerful spotlight on domestic abuse. I feel for characters in movies but I have never felt like I was hearing survivors like I did in this one. If any of that was acting in the support group then those women need awards. Those stores were someone's stories.
The movie is good but some parts got slightly confusing timeline wise but I quite enjoyed it, with a tissue and a hells yeah.
Escape Room (2017)
Interesting
Interesting that the script was actually not bad but the acting was pretty high school drama class.
Blended (2014)
Familiar
While I did enjoy watching this there were parts in it that just seemed familiar. Too familiar. Was it jjst because Sandler and Barrymore have done a few movies together? Nope, it was because this fel like a middle age version of The Wedding Singer post divorce. If you enjoyed that movie and bit of 50 First Dates with Tom, you will enjoy this too. The biggest issue is that with the length of movie they sure skipped to the L word fast to wrap it up.
Ouija Seance: The Final Game (2018)
Can't act
The acting is just so bad. So so bad. The script isn't great. Music, location, camera shots are good..
I See You (2019)
Clearly no experts weighed in
10/10 on music choices for this flick. I enjoyed this movie except for some big errors. Clearly no experts in policing weighed in in this movie. Even i, a regular citizen, is wondering what the hell with some stuff here with the Dad/Detective. Do you really keep so perfectly organized bags of evidence in police bags no less, against yourself? Even i, a non murderer, know that less than a foot to bury someone is ridiculous. If it weren't for things like this I would have been 100% behind this movie but come on!
I will give super props for how the movie was laid out in how they presented all the characters. That worked really well. It was like a 20/20 mystery where your opinion flips around the more you know.
Plague (2014)
ESA
I haven't watched a movie where I have disliked all of the characters. Not one of them is redeemable. I have never seen someone wrap a wound over clothing before. I don't think one of these characters would make it past a few days of an actual plague like this and for that very reason I say don't bother watching.
Climax (2018)
What?!
Flashdance meets Bring It On jazz hands, drugs and a whole lot of what-the-hell. No matter the fancy upside down camera angles you do it won't make your movie better. It wasn't bad enough to turn off but bad enough I'm going to tell you about it. There is what ends up being the longest dance sequence in a movie I have ever seen. As a fan of dance I thought,.cool, but then it never seemed to end. Without spoilers, this was weird and stupid and seems like some ridiculous art project.
Investigation 13 (2019)
They may call themselves actors
They may call themselves actors but they stink. I mean I am game for cheezy horror but come on, man! There are times when the acting is descent and then times I wonder if I am watching a HS play. Who hired these people? Solid but overused story. Also the wig they put the main actress in was terrible.
Classroom 6 (2015)
Had potential
Ok it isn't a new idea with handheld found footage but I was still game. The "camera guys" need to zoom in and out constantly was ridiculous. The participants fear when nothing had actually happened was silly and unbelievable. The wanna be fued with the two guys was out of nowhere and pointless. Also the lack of camera focus was irritating as well as the countless crotch shots. Like, why?
Murder Party (2007)
Unexpected
This is so bad it is actually pretty good. That is all you are getting out of me.
Haunted (2018)
Abrupt ending
Ever watch a show and turn it off 5 mins before the actual conclusion? If you do that the watch these! No wrap up, no investigation info especially on the serial murderer one. I DO like the approach and how it is told but it is seriously missing the ending cause without that it is just BS.
The Ghost Beyond (2018)
Just watching cause it is ridiculous
The casting director should have been fired cause they cant clearly pick anyone who knows how to act well. So she has a great degree and they depend on him as a writer of horror, plus they've moved from NY to the country and suddenly things are expensive? Ok. This isnt a good movie. Don't bother with it.
Terrifier (2016)
Don't waste your time
I don't mind a good cheesy movie but this one sucked. The clown was great, however every other actor could use some acting lessons.
There were some real basic issues with this movie that made no sense to anyone who is a fan of horror. Like I'm going to hit someone in the foot and expect this will incapacitate them. Good job, you are dead.
If you need a laugh, watch it if not move on.
14 Cameras (2018)
Um editors, where are you?
So I'm game for all sort of thrillers but seriously get an editor who can make sure there aren't gaps in the story. What happened to the first couple? Where did jogger lady come from as that was just random. Overall this sucked pretty bad.
Scarecrows (2017)
Disappointed
Best line was don't touch my Ketchup chips. The acting was pretty disappointing. More effort was put in to the music to the movie. Can I have my time back?
The Devil Complex (2016)
Hard pass
I'm a big fan of found footage but if you are looking for something with any sort of thrill or excitement or even plot line, this isn't it. I am very forgiving cause I love horror and watch almost everything there is, however I was more invested in a Huffington Post article then I was with this movie.
SPOILERS:
If you get lost in the forest you might want it to be any season but actual winter cause then being lost would make actual sense. I'm not even sure what one of the characters was there for or the point of him being there was. So if you are looking at more exciting ways to watch paint dry, you've just found it!