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Dracula (2020)
Yeeeeesh
2020's first turd of the year (at least that I've watched).... More than the shame of making this mini-mini series, is the embarrassment I'm suffering by making it midway thru ep.2.... I feel as though I might finish all 3 eps just to be able to fully sh$t on this so I can tell all my peeps. At the very least, put on your PJ's, get drunk or get high, better yet, get both goin' on, grab a blanket and nap it up...
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Perfect Harmony (2019)
Why??
Glee has been done, Pitch Perfect too... I love a couple of actors in this, but couldn't wait for the 3 eps I watched to be finished. I watched three because I wanted to see if it gelled as it progressed, it did not. When great shows like The Kids are Alright, or Life in Pieces get cancelled (among others) give way to this... Why???? I predict this show will be a long lasting sitcom, after all, if the POS show, The Good Life can last, then so will this...
Hereditary (2018)
Ahhh, Nooo, Nooo, NOPE
I've seen scarier turds in a toilet at Costco... I've crapped a couple of 10 star brownies over the years., Didn't know how it was gonna go down, had to breathe deep, not knowing what I'd find...but I knew it was ...a...MONSTER!!!...But this??? This is a piss I once took when I had a bleeding UTI....Except to say, I made it thru that UTI, I DID NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THIS MOVIE... I would have taken a UTI x's INFINITY, bled out both eyes and ears than sit thru this shiz ... Glad we didn't have to pay for it (my condolences to those who have)... Hollywood has really pooped the bed... and not only that, with this movie, they've also bled thru their urethra..., POS!!!
American Mary (2012)
Hmmmm
Is it just me, or are porno stars better actors?? I'd rather slash myself than sit through this sh$t show.... I walked away not even 5 minutes in. My husband, (while awake) started fast forwarding through... I asked if he was looking for the money shot.... He agreed the only horror story here was the fact this movie was even made. The actors in this flick would be more convincing if they didn't talk. My dog has taken more convincing craps. Wish there was a rewind button on life so we could get our 2 hrs back... The premise could have been more defined at the start, but the acting still sucked like a homemade porno. I wish them all the best... Yet I can't wait to see this movie played on a 'remember when' montage if someone makes it big.... Needless to say... If you're looking to kill a couple of hours, hit the backyard and rake up the doggy doo that's melted in the winter thaw... I guarantee what you find there will be much more of a gem than this movie...