As a friend of mine said: "This is apparently what happens when you let the SCA make a movie". The sheer presumptuousness evidenced by the producers of this film is simply appalling - everything's been re-done in a sort of "Oh, it's a swords-and-sorcerors film, so everything has to look and work like every other monsters-and-magic movie in existence" sort of fashion - Celtic-sounding music and accents, and stock mediaeval costumes and backdrops.
The reworked plot and characters bear no resemblance whatsoever to their counterparts in the original novels. I could forgive the film-makers a *bit* of artistic licence, but the origins and motivations of the principal characters have been altered to the point where LeGuin's original Ged and Tenar are simply missing in any size, shape, or form from this film.
The writing is wooden - it's like a bloody junior high school play. The dialogue lends new meaning to the word "cliché". Everything is over-dramatised, and LeGuin's award-winning prose is just *gone* - there's nothing left of it.
Greatly obscured if not removed altogether is LeGuin's message that all people are capable of good *and* evil - instead, we have cookie-cutter evil plotters superimposed on a story that does not need them.
Equally disappointing is that the *magic* of the original trilogy is also gone. We're denied Ged's discovery of true names and their power and instead it's just splatted out there in front of him (and us). After 5 minutes after this (and about fifteen minutes into the film), I simply quit watching.
I give this film a 3 because it's just stupid, silly, and awful, but without sufficient substance to merit being deemed "vile". I'm not even sure if it is capable of supporting MST3K-style satire. It's just really... quite... bad.
Unless you're one of those people who really enjoy an evening wasted with formulaic fantasy Oooooh Kewl It's Got Magic 'N' Monsters & Stuff fare, do yourself a favour: Give this abortion of a film a very wide berth, and go read the Earthsea novels instead.
The reworked plot and characters bear no resemblance whatsoever to their counterparts in the original novels. I could forgive the film-makers a *bit* of artistic licence, but the origins and motivations of the principal characters have been altered to the point where LeGuin's original Ged and Tenar are simply missing in any size, shape, or form from this film.
The writing is wooden - it's like a bloody junior high school play. The dialogue lends new meaning to the word "cliché". Everything is over-dramatised, and LeGuin's award-winning prose is just *gone* - there's nothing left of it.
Greatly obscured if not removed altogether is LeGuin's message that all people are capable of good *and* evil - instead, we have cookie-cutter evil plotters superimposed on a story that does not need them.
Equally disappointing is that the *magic* of the original trilogy is also gone. We're denied Ged's discovery of true names and their power and instead it's just splatted out there in front of him (and us). After 5 minutes after this (and about fifteen minutes into the film), I simply quit watching.
I give this film a 3 because it's just stupid, silly, and awful, but without sufficient substance to merit being deemed "vile". I'm not even sure if it is capable of supporting MST3K-style satire. It's just really... quite... bad.
Unless you're one of those people who really enjoy an evening wasted with formulaic fantasy Oooooh Kewl It's Got Magic 'N' Monsters & Stuff fare, do yourself a favour: Give this abortion of a film a very wide berth, and go read the Earthsea novels instead.
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