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Roy (2015)
Roy(al) Pain
The trailer and songs won hearts. We all were keenly waiting for this film to release. But it turned out to be a medicine for Insomnia. Talking about the story, it has nothing to offer.. The first 20 minutes say everything. The rest 2hr 10mins is nothing but songs and long-long Hindi words. Ranbir Kapoor, who was promoted as the titular character just looked plain blank. His face had no expressions. Yes, he is the same energetic guy from Yeh Jawaani.. I'm talking about. A talent wasted. Arjun Rampal does an average job but he's not enough to save this mediocre movie. He, amongst the three, does the best job. Jacqueline Fernandez, I guess was asked to speak Hindi at a gunpoint. Even Katrina Kaif can speak better Hindi than her. Well, I cant blame anyone but the casting director for this. The songs are the plus point of the movie Background music gets repetitive after a while. Roy could've been a great mystery-thriller only if romance (like every Bollywood heist movie) would not have been stuffed in it. Even Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani is better than this. Ranbir certainly put his fans at stake by acting in this movie and Besharam. An utter disappointment.
MSG: The Messenger of God (2015)
I'm shocked
Okay so first of all, I didn't see the film nor I have any plans to. But what bought me here is this film's hype. His "50 million" followers have hacked into the system and rated it 8.1 which is really shocking. How can people even believe in this self proclaimed Godman? Didn't you know that this rascal was accused for rape, murder and castration? So why are you all supporting him? I know that all of you followers of this "messenger of god" will disagree with me and possibly report my review but those who have brains, will understand what I'm trying to say. Well.. I've said what I wanted to but agreeing or disagreeing is PURELY in your hands.
Alone (2015)
Let this movie alone
Bipasha Basu is one such rare heroine in Bollywood who does horror movies. Like last years decent Creature 3D, she brings us another "horror" movie. Creature was a good movie, could be seen with ones family. But ALONE can't be even seen with your girlfriend. Story is the same as the Thai origin of this movie. Two twins, a handsome hunk, love triangle and Revenge. These four words tell you the story. Bipasha Basu plays twins Anjana and Sanjana. Karan Grover plays the "handsome-loveless-expressionless" hero. His character is the heroes in all Hindi horror movies. Alone has decent scares. But there are really few. Actually just two or three, to be honest. It is heavily inspired by 2013's horror fest The Conjuring. Its songs are really boring and so is the movie. Only if you're horny then buy the ticket to enjoy the scenes between KSG and Bips. Otherwise leave this alone. 0.75/10
PK (2014)
These types of movies were missed!
2014 has produced very few brilliant movies i.e, Queen, 2 States and Highway. With PK, now that list has a new entrant. PK is a about a mysterious man who is innocent and extremely lovable to the audience. These kind of quality films were lacking for about two years.. Last such film was Barfi. Anushka Sharma surprisingly does a good job.. Sushant Singh's limited role was good. Boman Irani, Sanjay Dutt and Saurabh Shukla were as usual terrific. But the show stealer was our very dear PK. He has now proved that he is not parallel to the other two Khans, but definitely way above them. This will make you laugh, will make you love PK and will make you cry. This film is a must watch for all quality cinema lovers and for those who lived Kick and Happy New Year, you guys stay away from this movie. 9/10