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Scorched Earth (2018)
THE 440 LIVES
The ONLY redeeming value in this movie is, some one was a Mopar fan, and used a Dodge Daytona in the apocolypse! I'm really surprised that the wing survived! Does this review contain spoilers? Yes, a very big one!
The MOPAR gets a 10. Scorched Earth an almost 5.
Recoil (1998)
FUTURE STORMTROOPERS
There is no doubt in my mind that all the bad guys in this movie are future Stormtroopers in the Star Wars saga simply because THEY CAN'T HIT SQUAT! This is a great cheesy late night action schlokfest because you don't really have to pay attention to the movie itself. The shootouts were a joke as were the chase scenes. I never knew that ramps are placed in front of pallets in a pallet factory just in case some idiot rides his motorcycle through the factory. The Blues Brothers had a better chase scenes than this crapfest. The fight scenes were just ridiculous. The speed at which they were throwing punches and kicking is as fast as CHUCK NORRIS and BRUCE LEE practice their choreography! But like I said, it'a great distraction while you wait up for your daughter to get home and it's 4am! I'm going to cleanse my movie palate and watch a JCVD movie. I'll have your daughter home in an hour and a half!!! LOL
Razia Sultan (2015)
Aweful, just aweful
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It ranks right up there with John Travoltas Battlefield Earth. I get that it's Bollywood, but I've seen better movies from South Korea. The ONLY saving grace of this flick were the costumes! Very colorful and elaborate!
Acting was pretty sad and the make up was a little to thick on some characters. Razia's assistant was a riot to watch during the Tiger scene. Give that girl a gallon of paint and let her go to town shaking it up. Worst case of fake nervousness I have ever seen-LOL. The actress who played Razia was beautiful though. Gorgeous brown eyes under that veil made her appear mysterious.
Hunted (2012)
AAAARRGH-it drives me nuts when...
EP1- Pregnant woman kills FIVE, count'em FIVE armed guys trying to kill her. Couple episodes later she is fighting the guy with a scar on his face and almost beats his ass royally. In a later episode, faceless guy steps out in front of her, pins her to the ground by straddling her and then sticks a needle in her eye, and she doesn't move a muscle to fight back. At the Turner household, she manages to move around the house by hiding behind doors, and always conveniently finding a cubby (in the sub basement) or wall to hind behind while everyone walks past her. Poor Peripheral vision must run rampant in the Turner family. At the museum with whoever that guy was, she spots scarface, she grabs the prof, then run out side passed Aiden who has a gun and waits for Scarface to turn the corner. Scarface is smarter than that and shows up at opposite end of alley. JESUS H. CHRIST--not one of them look behind them to see if anyone is there, and Scarface shoots the prof. AAAAARRRGH!! This is the stuff that drives me nuts. No continuity or consistency. If I had watched this show one episode a week, I don't think I'd be as critical. But when you binge watch shows like this, you remember more and pick up on little things like this.
I'm still giving it a 7 because I think it's still a pretty good show. I don't get where other reviewers say young teens would like this show. Who the heck are they relating too?? I keep repeating to myself "It's just a show (or movie) it's in the script" that's my IMDB mantra.
Phoenix the Warrior (1988)
APOCOLYPTIC BOOBS
How can anyone compare this movie to Mad Max I'll never know. This a great Sci-Fi B movie that rates right up there with Attack of the Bee Girls. It's an apocolyptic T&A movie and nothing more. Not much of a plot and acting is just god awful. The fake machine guns act better than most of the other actors. So put the kids and the wife to bed, grab a few beers and a few bros and MST3K the hell out of this movie! Just a great romp thru the Mojave Desert!
Steel Tempest (2000)
Didn't realise the UN were fighting with the Germans in WWII
Worst WWII movie of all time. Crappy CGI, no recoil when rifles or machine guns were firing, absolutely no markings on the tanks or half tracks.
OMG, and I didn't know that the UN fought on the side of the Germans in WWII. A lot of the Germans were wearing BLUE SMURF helmets in this abomination. They must have bought them at the German army surplus store on the way to the shoot. Earlier today I watched 1939 The Battle of Westerplatte. That movie was just a C hair above this stinker. Awful, awful movie, so why am I still watching this? I'm a glutton for punishment I guess.
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Butterfingers!!
Well, I just saw Star Wars Revenge of the Sith today and there are a few things that I found a bit amusing. I think it is a good movie (much, much better than the last two) but not a great movie. But what I found was most humorous, was it seems that every Jedi knight can't hang on to their light sabers! It seems that in all six movies, they are constantly dropping their sabers. I would really like to watch all six movies sometime and keep count. Also, they are always hanging on for dear life to some edge to keep from falling into a bottomless pit or abyss. If the Empire ever discovers silicone spray, the Jedi are in deep trouble. Again, I'd have to watch them all and keep count. Lastly is a problem I have with Yoda. A great character, but from the first time I heard his voice in Empire Strikes Back, (I believe that was his first appearance), I always think of Fozzy Bear from the Muppet show. As all of you probably know, Frank Oz is the voice of Yoda and Fozzy. I keep waiting for Yoda to say something deep and meaningful followed by "Waka, waka, waka," which is what Fozzy always said after one of his jokes.