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Darkest Hour (2017)
Extremely boring
I am well versed in the history and I must say that the snail pace of this movie absolutely kills it. And whenever Gary Oldman yells, he just sounds like Gary Oldman and forgets his character. This movie is just pretentious Oscar-bait and ego stroking. The true heroes of this history is the soldiers on the ground, not these grumpy old men playing games. This film will likely appeal to older audiences but not me.
I am well versed in the history and I must say that the snail pace of this movie absolutely kills it. And whenever Gary Oldman yells, he just sounds like Gary Oldman and forgets his character. This movie is just pretentious Oscar-bait and ego stroking. The true heroes of this history is the soldiers on the ground, not these grumpy old men playing games. This film will likely appeal to older audiences but not me.
Halo: Unbound (2022)
This isn't Halo.
I have played nearly all the games and this is totally not Halo. The first episode was okay because of the action but by episode 2, it's pretty clear that sadly they're going into some awful storylines. Who cares about the rebels and this teenage girl? The main story of Halo has always been the UNSC versus the Covenant, not this. Why did you remove Masterchiefs helmet so quickly or at all? Why are they making him break his character so soon by betraying the UNSC? Why is Cortana a clone and not just a super AI for a ship that has to be in Masterchiefs helmet just to be safe, and thus they have the strongest character relationship of the entire Halo series? Why aren't we exploring the Forerunners other than looking at this one ruin? Why are we seeing a lame ex-Spartan that immediately takes away the coolness of the Spartans? Omg I do not care about his family, stop wasting my time.. why is there a human in the Covenant cworld?! A prison full of crazy people that somehow has one who knows about Forerunners? What the heck is happening?
Four Hours at the Capitol (2021)
Rioters = Pathetic, and Police Officers = LEGENDS
What an amazing documentary! Thank you for shedding so much light on what happened that day. The time-line, editing and interviews gave a true view of what really happened. We all know now with 100% certainty that these people were absolute trash, with the lowest intelligence imaginable. These are the weirdest most disconnected and socially bizarre individuals ever who are so pathetic that they can't change things in the world in the right way by actually becoming a politician, cop, soldier etc. And can't even FIND THERE WAY INSIDE THE CAPITOL. These morons had no plan, just anarchy and attention. All they know is attention seeking, selfie taking and how to throw a tantrum like babies. These people look like they live in there mom's basement and didn't pass high school. As for the Police Officers thank you so much for your impeccable service. You all deserve medals and to retire as rich individuals. I am so sorry that you had to deal with these weak excuses for human beings. Next time, I hope they give the order to just open fire on these rats.
The Wire (2002)
Like a real life stake out - __ -
I like slow shows when they're well written and have some meaning. This show literally feels like you are with them on a stake out. Like a real stake out. As in 12 hours straight in a car with binoculars waiting for something to happen followed by 3 seconds of something underwhelming happening. Seriously seriously overrated by people trying to push their agenda and culture to keep crap like this popular. Do you like gross ghettos and low life characters with no redeemable qualities? Then this show's for you! Even the cops all seem like they don't want to be there with there flat line delivery and lack of any enthusiasm for there job. Probably because where they work is a dump.
Really great spot for a 5 season show right? Wrong. And I gave this show a chance on 3 seperate occasions because I believed all these reviews! Never made it passed season 1. Totally crap, avoid at all costs because this show is a major time waster. 60 minute episodes, 5 seasons at 60 episodes. 60 hours total. You can literally watch 30 excellent movies instead of this one awful show.
Tiger King: Beg Your Pardon (2021)
Bait and switch bs. Netflix just wants you to keep watching.
There is no new content. If there was, you would of already heard of it on the internet because of how stupidly popular this topic became. We were all in lockdown and needed a break with some trashy TV. That's it. We do not need to revisit this. We do not need to make these losers more famous or rich by throwing money at them people! They're weirdos. They're criminals. And now the popularity of the topic has caused all these other cockroaches to come out and try to make a buck of any and every one of them (commercials, product lines, lawyers, private investigators) . I do not give a crap about some YouTubers opinions on this trash either. Season 1 was fun because it was a fresh story with some crazy stuff happening or having happened. But it's over now, move on. Be better Netflix.
Invasion: Crash (2021)
Shockingly Amazing
Ignore the negative reviews, these people are lunatics. This show is fantastic. Episode 2 is really picking up. There is a ton of exciting things that happen if you're NOT an ADHD Marvel Addicted Moron. Don't get me wrong, Marvel is great but this show has more substance and is for an audience that wants more than just some One and Done experience. It's reminding me of Lost or Game of Thrones with its style of storytelling with multiple characters. It's great character development and writing keeps me intrigued for what will happen next. I genuinely care about the characters from the bullied British kid, to the Japanese NASA engineer. The effects are stunning, the sound reminded me of Arrival (which is extremely amazing if you have seen that movie) . This is a top tier show with a giant budget that you can see and feel. Give it a shot and ignore these insane people bringing it down for no reason.
Untold: Malice at the Palace (2021)
Fans = Total Losers
Awesome documentary! Thank you for shedding light on this incident. I watched it on the news and immediately thought it was the players fault but I was totally mislead by the racist media! Those fans should be in prison. And the players should sue EVERYONE for what they lost just by defending their brothers. The NBA needs to set up barriers between these moron fans and the athletes, just like in hockey. We have no place in sports or this society for people like these fans who attack or instigate players. They should be banned for life.
Unsolved Mysteries: Stolen Kids (2020)
Idiot parents.
How can you leave your very young children in a park alone in Harlem in the 80s to "go to the store". What did you think would happen?? These parents are the worst and admitted drug addicts. There awful lifestyle finally lead to this terrible situation. I feel awful for the children but the parents are to blame. This doesn't deserve to be an episode in the series. They're just trying hard to make it seem like they are not responsible and leaning heavily on the mystery portion. It's not a mystery, you weren't watching your kids in a bad bad area and some crazy person or drug addict abducted them most likely. Great job Moms...
Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019)
Perfection!
I adored every single second of GOT and I will miss it. And it was a really perfect send off for everyone. Characters that needed conclusions were concluded, and characters that needed hopeful and open endings with mystery towards there futures had that as well. Thank you so much for everything, my favorite show of all time. And now your watch has ended. We shall never see your like again.
Game of Thrones: The Bells (2019)
So much hate for a show that gave us all so much.
I enjoyed every single second of this season and GOT overall. I will be sad once it's really over. All the haters out there can go to hell. Your constant negativity is destroying the film and TV industry you whiny bastards.