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The Little Things (2021)
Don't waste your time. It's really bad!
Don't waste your time, this movie is bad, really bad and totally off.
The storytelling is nonsensical, the actors may be in general good actors, but not for this genre, the dialogs are stupid and packed full of cheap clichés and cinematography is uninspiring.
This movie makes me just sad, what a waste of everyones time, money and potential.
Greenland (2020)
Cliche, mediocre and a lot of Karen alerts
Good start and then it got mediocre very fast and to the end. Also their are a lot of just stupid over emotional Karen moments that make you cringe, while the world is going to hell and everyone is in distress one woman thinks that her needs are the most important issues for all involved and see get's somehow always her way. That's just annoying and stupid. Also it is catering the classical cliches of womn. Very disappointing. Also, I would rather face such a crisis in a more orderly country (like Japan) than the US with all that chaos and immediate collapse of sociaty, order and moral at the get go depicted in every movie of this type.
Emily in Paris (2020)
Vomit inducing accident. Cringe-fest.
This series may to appear as light and fun à la Sex and the City, but it's not.
It's an insult to Parisians and to Americans.
1. It is an insult to Parisians because it is stuffed full of every cliche/ stereotype that one would expect from people that have no knowledge and interest in Europe and Paris. It just shows, what dumb people expect and want to see confirmed.
2. It is an insult to Americans, because it refects very poorlly on the origin and cause of this series.
If you can think just a little bit, you'll have to cringe constantly in second hand embarrassment. If not and someone finds this so romantic or it's all the same, light entertainment, this series has successfully held up the mirror to this person. If this person understands that, is a different question.
I guess... in this sense the existence of this series has value after all.
Our Cartoon President (2018)
Sometime reality is stranger than fiction
Actually the the irony in this satire is realy funny and on point. But because reality at the moment is stranger than fiction, it has become a bit to real to laugh at. Grim reality has transformed this series to a dark tragedy.
A lot of 1 star ratings confirm this. It's just to real.
The Foreigner (2017)
Disappointingly bad. A good B-Movie at best.
The movie and the plot are really stupid and full of cliche.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Just buuurrn this abomination! Orville is the new StarTrek.
As nearly everything about this trash is said, I just hope for all StarTrek-Fans and for Gene Roddenberrys legacy, that CBS will lose so much cash, that they ll have to fire all responsible and we ll never ever have to talk or think about this abomination again.
Annihilation (2018)
Ain't no freakin "SCI-FI", rather "Fantasy" for brain dead. Is this a movie for you?
1. There is literally NO story in this story.
- NO consistency
- NO character-development
- NO logic: if you want fo endure this movie, you have seriously to shut off your brain, because there are NO reasons to find for anything that happens
- NOthing and NO one to sympathise with
- NOthing and NO one to hate
- NO real surprises or story turning points
2. Acting is all around pretty bad, maybe with the exception of Portman.
3. Filming and art are pretty, but not exceptional.
It all comes down to the question: What has to be part of a movie to be a good movie? (What does a good movie needs?)
If you think a good movie doesn't need story, tension, reason or good acting, but solely care about some nice shots and colours, "Annihilation" is something for you. (pun intended)
But don't call it "Sci-Fi "or a "Masterpiece" ever!!! That would be a very nasty insult to either of them. You would have to hate "Sci-Fi" or "Masterpieces" to compare them to this movie.
I can only imagine, people would think: "This is all sooo sciencey and brainy!!", because they are shocked by the revelation, that all living things consist of cells and all have the same origin. And: "OMG, she uses a microscope!!! That has to be Sci-Fi!!"
Now I have to go to wash myself very thorough for a long time. I feel so dirty having used the words "Sci-Fi", "Masterpiece" and "Annihilation" in the same text.
UPDATE: dropped rating to one star to counter act all the idiotic/fake/paid 10 ratings.
What Happened to Monday (2017)
Average
Noomi Rapace's sharp portrayal of identical septuplets, as well as an inventive and intriguing concept, almost save this dystopian thriller from its clichéd villains and some ludicrous plot points. Though each of the seven identical sisters is supposed to be unique (one slutty, one brainy, etc.), they're sketchy at best. Rapace brings as much depth as she can to them in the little time each holds the screen. Starting with a provocative premise, What Happened to Monday? ultimately becomes a violent search-and-destroy mission, with one brutal attack and death after another.