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An American Carol (2008)
Dissapointing to say the least
In general, I find myself enjoying a lot of comedy movies that were critically panned (BASEketball, Freddy Got Fingered, The Greasy Strangler) and I guess you could say I'm a fan of Zucker. This does not mean that I had incredibly high hopes for this movie, but I was just hoping for a solid comedy that takes a piss on politics. The first 10 minutes were pretty good, with an incredibly funny scene where Moore is shooting a scene in Cuba where everything is obviously really bad, which he is completely oblivious to (or repressing it) describing it as a socialist paradise. However, after the opening the movie slowly started to lose me, to the point where during the last 20 minutes i sank lower and lower from my bed until I laid down on the floor.
I'm from Denmark, and of course I carry some personal opinions about American politics, which most people outside America do in 2018 because of social media. But this movie is pretty damn ham-fisted with its messages. One thing is that it only shows how stupid democrats can be. That would be totally fine with me if:
1) It was clever and funny. The "left" in this movie is so obnoxious. Watching this you keep asking yourself "do people really believe that leftists acts this way?" It should have either made clever critiques at their ideology or it should have went completely funny. Instead we get a pathetic "parody" (we see the same thing with leftists making fun of right-wings) that is so out of touch with reality and just frustrates you instead of making you laugh.
2) If it wasn't so serious. If the movie just tried to be funny and absurd that would be perfect. But there are so many obvious tries at making a point or to make you feel some kind of spark of nationalism (again, I'm not from America, but I seriously don't think that many people would feel that spark by watching this movie) that it kind of ruins a lot of the "background" jokes that Zucker is so wellknown for. His style and jokes really do not fit with the way this movie is written. Instead they just feel obligatory to remind you that the movie is in fact a comedy. Still, these signature jokes are the only thing that saves this movie from being the worst thing ever and they did manage to make me laugh a couple of times. The political jokes are just plain bad.
Aside from these problems the movie also suffers from bad acting, especially the lead. Farley is so incredibly annoying as Moore, but not in a good way and none of the other characters bring anything to the table. This doesn't seem like a fault of the actors but more that they didn't have anything to work with.
The script is also very confusing. It could have been the fact that I just lost focus because I was so bored but I got more and more bewildered throughout the movie. The movie is of course a retelling of A Christmas Carol, but it constantly shifts between reality, dreams, past and future. I haven't read the source material so I wouldn't know to what the degree that story does the same, but in this movie I never knew what was happening. The story suddenly started to move incredibly fast, which made a lot of the scenes where Moore is confronted with what would happen if America followed his ways incredibly confusing. I had no idea what lesson he was learing or why. This could be because of the movies short running time, but I'm not sure I wished it was longer.
My final problem with this movie is the message it is trying to portray. Again, if the movie went completely nuts like Team America that would be great and the jokes would land. But it doesn't. Which means you can't stop thinking about the message. I don't mind a patriotic movie, but this one is so bad at it. Do you believe that the wars in Middle Eastern countries are justified? Fine. But don't act like it isn't at least a somewhat complicated issue. This movie completely writes off anyone against war, and acts like the war against Nazi Germany is the exact same as the wars in Middle Eastern countries. There is so much more to delve into with instances like these but that would make this review even longer. Whatever you may believe you need to argue for it in a logical way and this movie doesn't do that at all.
I'm kind of sad seeing that this is the last of Zucker's movies and spoof movies in general seem to have died out. This movie had some potential but it squandered it with a poor message and confusing plot which in turn ruined a lot the jokes.
Cobardes (2008)
Fails at most levels
There are a lot of things about this movie that don't make sense. This movie has so many clichés, while at the same time it tries to be different. I would give props for this, but the result is just so bad. First of all: the clichés. They can be very hard to ignore in this movie. The bully has to have bad family relations because, as we all know, there is not a single bully in the world that also lives a satisfying life. There are these annoying scenes where characters want to say something, but then are cut off, as if the characters just couldn't wait or say it later. The parents of course have to assume that their own son is actually the problem. The focus on the phone conversations are also kind of awkward, and does not truly catch the viewpoint of the youth.
The movie seems too short. Because of this, a lot of the events don't make any sense: We don't get to see Gaby's transformation from a victim to a victor fully so it seems very random, why did Carla fall in love with him and why did she break up, and wtf was the deal with Guille? He gives a bit of advice, looks at a girl through his camera, and is then revealed to be a mafia boss. The viewpoint from the teacher is also almost completely forgotten. All of these things could have made sense and could have given a fulfilling story, but they are only confusing, because they aren't panned out. Also, the bullies are really ugly: One of them is very red haired and picks on Gaby for being red haired, the other is an emo, the third is so ugly, skinny and annoying. The only normal looking and behaving is the leader.We're supposed to believe that these are the somewhat popular kids that no one else picks on?
The movie has a sinister ending which is a good thing. That and the somewhat decent acting and directing saves this movie from being the worst of all time.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)
Good Movie
It was a good movie, and not as "western" as i'd expected. The main problem with the movie is the narrator. Sometimes it was fine, I get that you couldn't include everything in the movie. But sometimes the narrator was stating the complete obvious. Describing what is happening while we are actually seeing it ourselves. It treats the viewer as a child, because the narrator doesn't think we can see what is going on inside of the persons he is describing. But aside from that, it is a very well-written movie with fantastic actors, and a kick-ass scene with Nick Cave, who also wrote the soundtrack. Check it out if you want see a western that is a bit different from others.