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9/10
Shotgun satire
21 May 2019
This is some crazy, weird, clever, hilarious, topical satire... sort of a politically incorrect "Futurama" on steroids. It's fast-moving and inventive.

It's an equal opportunity offender -- religiously, politically, sexually. Oversensitive people with a poorly developed humor gland will probably not like it.

Note: I enjoyed learning who voices the smart infobabe fembot, Tuva Van Void (She's a cast member on the current SNL).
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7/10
A childhood favorite
3 April 2019
I was six years old when I saw this in a movie theater. My mother used to take my older brother and me to see movies at the Navy base in San Diego. Admission was 10 cents. Our dad was away on submarines for months at a time, and taking us to movies was an easy way for our Mom to keep us two boys entertained on a weekend.

I have fond memories of this movie. The low-budget effects, the huge weird monsters, and the REDNESS of Mars' surface were perfectly scary for a 6-year-old. The green infection was icky/ugly. The rotating eyeball was silly but fun. I didn't understand the dialog, but that didn't matter.

To sum up what others have said: It's a fun space monster sci-fi B movie.
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9/10
Read the book and see it again
25 February 2019
Soon after its release back in 2009, I saw TTTW on DVD. I found it confusing and unsatisfying.

Recently I came across the book on which the film is based. As with any novel, it provides a lot more background and detail -- especially about the supporting characters (family and friends) who seem to come and go randomly when you first watch the film.

A few days later I saw TTTW again. It made a LOT more sense! Reading the book helped me understand the divergent thoughts and feelings that Clare and the Time Traveler were experiencing in each scene, and how much each of them knew about their past, present, and future lives together.

When viewed that way, this film is a multi-layered examination of love, loss, grief, and hope. I would describe it as a time travel fantasy, although it does have a few "science fictional" elements -- so don't judge it with any expectation of logic, and don't look for "plot holes" in a movie where the plot is non-linear.

This review was written on the date indicated. Revisions (if any) will be made by a future version of myself, and I do not know what he might change.
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Baskets (2016–2019)
8/10
Why Baskets in Bakersfield?
23 December 2018
At least one resident of Bakersfield should write a review of "Baskets" -- so here goes.

I agree with the majority opinion. This is an excellent dark comedy/satire with some amazing acting and quirky, creative scripts.

From now on I will think of Louie Anderson as a middle-aged woman in a man's body. Martha seems dull and naïve but she's actually the sanest character. Zach's characters are amazing tragicomic nutty brothers.

Why is the show set in Bakersfield? Our city has been the butt of jokes in Hollywood for decades. It continues to be the go-to prototype of a backwards redneck town in the worst part of California. Some years back there was a comedy cop show called "Bakersfield PD".

I was expecting to see some actual places and settings in or around Bakersfield. Some of the road-trip scenes looked like Kern County but I didn't see any identifiable landmarks. Bakersfield has a few odd cultural events, but clowns are not among them, and we only have the usual kinds of rodeos.

According to IMDb, none of the filming locations were in Bakersfield. Oh well...
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The Twonky (1953)
8/10
Twilight Zonish
26 July 2018
Recently this little gem of a movie showed up on CometTV (basic cable).

At first I thought I was watching a Twilight Zone episode. Sure, it was made ten years earlier, but it has some familiar tropes.

I went to IMDB and saw that it's a film from 1953, based on a short story by Henry Kuttner, a mid-20th-century sci-fi and fantasy writer.
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7/10
Better Than Flatliners
4 June 2018
This indie film is just plain fun. Sure, it's amateurish, but...

It mentions some real ideas in physics (past and present) -- GUF theory; quantum theory; string theory; membranes; etc.

It includes some actual history about Thomas Edison.

It names some real physicists -- Einstein (obviously), Tesla, Bohr, etc. (check out the opening credits!)

The props (early electronic devices) look authentic.

One of the writers seems to have a medical background -- some nice details.

Given the film's limited budget, the special effects are pretty good.

The acting is good enough to carry the plot.

I would compare this movie favorably to the first "Flatliners" film (I haven't seen the recent remake).

Watch it and judge for yourself.
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9/10
Compare to The Martian
10 May 2018
This classic film should be compared with the 2017 movie "The Martian" based on the novel by Andy Weir.

They tell similar stories about a lone astronaut trying to survive after being stranded on the planet Mars.

The protagonist's initial struggle against the laws of physics (oxygen, water, etc.) is a lot like the story of Mark Watney's in "The Martian"...

The chimpanzee and the aliens are fantasy elements, but they are useful parts of the story.

Also I would compare "Robinson Crusoe on Mars" to the 1985 film "Enemy Mine" about a human and a reptilian alien stranded on a planet during an interstellar war... and how they learn to help each other and survive a hostile environment.
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9/10
Cantinflas is Jackie Chan?
13 April 2018
A classic!

It would be impossible to film it in all those locations in today's world without spending many millions of dollars -- actual locations include Spain, Japan, USA, and (maybe?) India.

The cameos by many actors are interesting. The plot is light-hearted and amusing.

I think Cantinflas (as Passepartout) is the real star of the movie... his humor and acrobatic antics are not unlike today's Jackie Chan!
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9/10
Underrated
6 April 2018
Despite some flaws, this film is well worth viewing -- beautiful visuals; an interesting plot; relatable protagonists; good acting.

The opening five minutes are some of best cinematic science fiction that I've ever seen... thought-provoking!
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Kite (2014)
7/10
South Africa?
4 April 2018
I already knew from IMDb that RSA was somehow involved. Watching the movie, I saw certain characters and actors and I heard a lot of jargon that suggested South Africa.

The movie reminded me a lot of "Chappie"...
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Cloud Atlas (2012)
10/10
Chronology
21 February 2018
This is a beautiful and thought-provoking film. It is confusing. It requires at least two viewings in order to get things straight.

I wonder if it would be just as good if the six stories were presented in strict chronological order.
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Spectral (2016)
9/10
An excellent surprise
1 February 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This film is a sort of a combination of "The Darkest Hour" ** plus "Blackhawk Down" plus scary ghost story, along with good action and special effects (equal to those of a quality videogame). The sci-fi "explanation" is the typical pseudo-science babble-jargon, but that's okay because the story works.

** That is, the 2011 sci-fi thriller set in Moscow, NOT the 2017 biopic about Winston Churchill -- "Darkest Hour"
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Them! (1954)
9/10
Good old atomic monster flic
3 January 2018
I was born the year this film was released. For some reason, it was often shown on "monster/horror" shows on TV stations about ten years later. I remember seeing it more than once, as a youngster.

Sixty years later, the movie and the story are still good. I think it's one of the best science fiction films of the 1950's -- top of the list, just under "Forbidden Planet"...

At one point I actually recorded the entire soundtrack from a TV showing, on a cassette tape recorder. I liked it that much.
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Con Man (2015–2017)
9/10
Good comedy plus 4th wall
10 September 2017
Warning: Spoilers
On Saturday (Sept. 9-10, 2017) SYFY channel aired the entire first season of the web series "Con Man" on regular cable -- nearly 5 hours in length.

I started watching it casually while doing something else... but it got more and more crazy, funny, satirical, and absorbing as time went on.

It broke the proverbial "fourth wall" so many times that it might have broken the fifth wall a few times.

I'm not sure if this counts as a spoiler -- but I will never again be able to watch the series "Firefly" or the film "Serenity" without a crazy sardonic impish memory of "Con Man" lurking inside my head.

Thanks a lot, Alan Tudyk!

And now I want to see the entire lost final episode of "Spectrum" -- stolen by that Dutch guy? Or what?
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9/10
West Side Story mixes addiction and Christianity
15 January 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Based on a true story? Anyone should read the original book by David Wilkerson.

It describes three urban gangs... separated by race. There are drug addicts and drug dealers.

Blacks & Hispanics & Whites -- gang fights -- turf wars -- cops -- weapons; the whole mix.

I think this film would be an all-time classic, if it weren't for its clear Christian message.

Big differences 50 years later:

Now gangs use guns to fight, not knives and clubs. They shoot to terrorize and kill.

Now some police use their guns to shoot first and ask questions later, if threatened.

Now the popular drugs are methamphetamine and OTC opiates.

And alcohol, of course...

Now there's a lot more money involved, regardless of race.
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9/10
Chemical & biological warfare
1 January 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Not necessarily a spoiler after the first 40 minutes -- toxic gas attacks and an artificial plague have demolished civilization.

After decades of continuing savage warfare and death, the UK is reduced to an 18th century dictatorship.

However, a few scientists and technocrats have survived -- and have developed highly advanced aeroplanes which span the earth.

A representative from somewhere else in Europe arrives to offer a promise of worldwide communication, the redevelopment of trade, and a new world order of peace, and space travel...

"Wings Over the World" indeed! The only thing missing is thermonuclear warfare. HG Wells predicted atomic bombs, too -- but that's not part of this movie.

Pretty good for a movie released in 1936!
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7/10
Bakersfield
31 August 2015
This is a favorite of mine ~~~ I always recall the "the Butcher of Bakersfield" plot line -- probably because I live there.

Also we see Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Conchita Alonzo in this film, and later she appears in the film "Total Recall" with Arnold. There are some plot similarities in the two films.

A good action movie, in its time, using the FX of the time.

It predates "Hunger Games" and "The Maze" and others. It has the same kinds of ideas about reality TV, game shows, and corporate media.

The "Butcher of Bakersfield" never did what they said he did. It was a useful government/corporate lie, to create an evil target and enable the game.
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Sleeper (1973)
9/10
Predictive
20 August 2015
I recently watched this film again, in this futuristic year 2015. (My mind is comprised of its own original thinking parts).

This film has all kinds of current themes about time travel, artificial humanoids, synthetic intelligence, worldwide corporate/government control, identity, media influence, cultural change, and so on and on.

Much of it resembles recent sci-fi tropes in movies and TV... mixed with Woody Allen's satiric and slapstick comedy, and Diane Keaton's wonderful acting.

I wonder if Philip K. Dick ever saw this film.

I wonder what is meant by "sexual nightmares"... And what is "Aries Day"?? Could it be the actuation of fast CLONING of the Great Leader himself? Along with his nose?
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On the Beach (1959)
9/10
Depressing (spoiler)
19 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers
This has got to be one of the most depressing and sad movies I've ever seen.

There is a sense of impending doom throughout.

The worldwide fallout will eventually kill every human on the planet.

Everyone is basically fatalistic and/or suicidal.

There is no sense of hope for any kind of future... the people just seek out pleasures and human love.

No one imagines that there might be a place to go to escape from the radioactivity... Antarctica, maybe?

There is no mention of faith in God (except for some Christians, and even they give up in the end).

It gives Australia a bad name. The people there would've certainly done better, if this had actually happened.
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5/10
A tarnished gem of 1960 Hollywood sci-fi
31 January 2014
Warning: Spoilers
There's a lot to hate about this movie -- the cheap FX (e.g. the Flash Gordon models once the "X-80" reaches space); the scientific flaws; the inexplicable plot holes at some points...

Also the futuristic sets seem to borrow heavily from preceding sci-fi hits -- "Forbidden Planet" especially, with all the triangular doors and passageways.

Still, I like this movie because it touches on so many themes or tropes that still exist in most science fiction movies (and books too, for that matter). It mixes and matches some of the best ideas from the Twilight Zone series... in fact, it's like watching an extended episode of TZ!

Examples of ideas:

Destruction of atmosphere (ozone?) -- in this case by nuclear tests

Discovery of hyperluminal/"faster than light" technology, leading to:

Colonization of Mars and Venus (briefly mentioned)

Future history (after 1960) which includes Russian and German scientists

Mutation from radiation (in this movie, cosmic rays)... leading to loss of hearing (the "deaf-mutes") and sterility... deformities are suggested but not seen

Surveillance by a Supreme authority (cameras watching everything)

Telepathy (apparently only the girl "Trirene" has it?)

Time travel (obviously!) -- but no mention of the Grandfather Paradox if the protagonist goes backwards in time in order to change the future

Underground "citadel" for protection from "cosmic plague" as well as from the:

Zombie-like savage mutants on the surface, or kept below in a dungeon

And probably many other concepts as well... many of these ideas are part of every modern Hollywood sci-fi movie.

P.S. The scene where Trirene swims (naked?) in a pool is obviously borrowed from "Forbidden Planet"...
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9/10
Ender Wiggin
7 November 2013
Just in case anyone has seen the movie "Enders Game" without reading the book, and/or feels rushed or confused by the psychology and fast growth of young "Ender" as characterized in the movie...

Well, this old film from 1950 is excellent.

It tells a very similar story about a young man's experiences as a youth in a prep school, in fighting and sports and knowledge.

I wonder if Orson Scott Card ever saw this movie.

The minimum length for my review is 10 lines of text... working on that. Do I have 10 lines yet? I do believe that brevity is the soul of

wit.
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Dial 1119 (1950)
8/10
A truthy scenario
8 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
This story seems to repeat itself over and over again in movies, TV, and real life.

An angry war veteran seizes hostages and/or murders innocents, and gains media attention and feedback -- in this movie, by means of telephone and television.

(Does the name Christopher Dorner ring a bell?)

Perhaps this was one of the first depictions of PTSD. It was released in 1950, and the main character describes his experiences in the Pacific War.

Also, there's a psychiatrist involved -- and a handgun with more than one clip, and an explosive device -- but not a single cell phone, helicopter, or automatic pistol.

The scenario has truthiness.
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8/10
Wondering How Life Resembles Art
18 February 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Just saw this movie on TCM. I was particularly struck by a conversation between Pope-elect Kyril and one of the cardinals. The cardinal tells Kyril that he has been placed in the "shoes of the fisherman" (St. Peter) and is following in the footsteps of Jesus, as Christ's vicar on earth. Kyril discusses his doubts about his own ability and worthiness. The cardinal replies that Kyril CANNOT resign his holy office. Well, we know how the movie ends.

In the real world of February 2013, Pope Benedict has in fact resigned his office, the first Pope to do so in nearly 600 years. I wonder if Pope Benedict ever saw this movie, and thought deeply about it.

And for that matter, I wonder if Pope John Paul II was inspired by this movie -- after all, he was the first Pope from a Slavic nation, like Kyril.
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Take Shelter (2011)
4/10
NOT schizophrenia!
12 March 2012
Warning: Spoilers
One thing irks me about this movie: It does NOT accurately portray schizophrenia. I write as someone who grew up with a schizophrenic sibling, and I have studied the topic. I also have a schizoid friend.

1. The movie's character mostly has waking visual hallucinations (the storm, the birds) although keeps hearing thunder. Schizophrenics usually have no visual hallucinations, and their auditory hallucinations involve voices talking to them, or about them.

2. He has nightmares, but is still able to sleep a little every night. The movie focuses more on his nightmares. Active decompensated schizophrenics have long periods of mania and sleeplessness, even for days at a time.

3. He is able to function normally at his job until he's fired for using the company's equipment on a weekend (an error in judgment, not work performance). For most schizophrenics, the ability to hold down a job is one of the first thing to go.

4. Schizophrenics (especially paranoiacs) will not seek treatment or counseling, as a rule. They don't think there's anything wrong with them.

5. Positive: The character's obsession with the fixed idea of the coming Storm, and his compulsion to upgrade his storm shelter, is accurate with regard to the obsessive/compulsive and delusional aspects of schizophrenia. His irrational need for gas masks in the shelter (based on a single news story early in the movie) is also good.

6. Positive: The character is emotionally flat and distant in his conversations with others (except for his daughter, and his outburst after he's assaulted by a former friend). "Flat affect" is a common symptom of schizophrenia. Then again, maybe it was just bad acting...

Well, that's my two cents about the so-called schizophrenia in this movie. However, I was also disappointed with that stupid ending. It resolved nothing.
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2010: Moby Dick (2010 Video)
5/10
Plan 9 from Undersea
10 February 2012
A movie as awful as this ought to get at least some credit for its sheer awfulness, not unlike "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

The story is occasionally interesting, although many spectacularly impossible events occur. The CGI effects are primitive.

Regarding allegiance to Melville's famous novel: Perhaps the script writer(s) actually read the "Cliff Notes" for Melville's novel, as evidenced by the character and ship names, and the use of a few quotes by "Captain Ahab".

As another reviewer wrote, this monstrosity should be viewed by film students as an example of awfulness.

Outside chance: Maybe some young viewers would be inspired to READ THE ACTUAL BOOK?!?
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