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Jem and the Holograms (2015)
A review like no other...
To: Quinoa1984
Wow...talk about tl;dr... for a movie that i am gona go wayyy out on a limb here and say you didn't like... how did you manage to come up with not one or two or three, but EIGHT paragraphs of a word salad of a review? And then to throw in a ton of these ( ) - - punctuation type marks all over the place...i don't know which was worse...your all-over-the-placeness or the movie's (all-over-the-placeness).
Just had to write this review, cuz i have never read (well i didn't make it to the end of it) a review quit like yours. Happy trails to you :)
The Concorde... Airport '79 (1979)
What is worse, the movie, or the reviews??
While i have not seen the movie, i have read a good part of the reviews. I can't help but notice that the people writing the reviews should probably do one thing, proof read...now i am not a grammar nazi and as you can see, i am not adhering to the correct way to form and write sentences and paragraphs...but i will at least add in certain punctuation, so that you can tell where there is a pause or a thought that ends or begins. How can you try to trash a movie, but then you can't even form a proper sentence? At least throw in a comma here or there or a few "...'s" to show an ending to one thought and a beginning to another? You lose all credibility when you are trying to call someone (or the movie) out for being ridiculous, but you can't even form a sentence that makes sense...it's like trying to tell someone "your stupid" vs "you're stupid", in simplistic terms...proof read you idiots, or go back to school before you critique something. You end up showing how much of a dunce you are cuz you will write a complete paragraph, with almost no punctuation, leaving the reader to guess what you are trying to express in your convoluted word salad...again, i am in not way sayin i write the best way, cuz i dont, and i won't, in a social media post, but i at least throw in some punctuation so that you kinda get what i am trying to get across
Sit and spin, buddies, sit and spin!