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Grindhouse (2007)
you people are retarded
Why would you give this movie a 10? The Godfather, Citizen Kane and movies of those caliber aren't even considered 10's, so why would a movie which was intended to be a b movie in the first place, get a perfect score, when others, which are as close to perfection as a flick can possibly get, receive lower? Just because someone goes out aiming to make a piece of **** and succeeds, doesn't mean they deserve the same rating as someone who aims for greatness and actually delivers. It's funny how movie-buff retards will pick apart every masterpiece, and find any way possible to **** on it, yet at the same time mess themselves over some intentionally flawed piece of **** just because their movie-geek, pop-culture-junkie idol churned out another coke-induced stink nugget. It was meant to be ****, it should be rated as ****, otherwise we might as well put porn on here and start dropping 10's, because I feel a whole lot more fulfilled and satisfied after watching that kind of **** than I ever have from watching any movie. I don't really think this movie deserved a 1, probably a 5 or 6, but I just want to cancel out one of you morons who gave it a 10 ;)
Lil' Pimp (2005)
How do movies like this get made?
First things first, I am by no means a picky movie watcher. I'm not one of those people who gets movies just to pick apart the flaws and criticize, I, like most other people, watch to be entertained. I'll basically watch any type of movie of, no matter how bad anyone says it is (sometimes a movie's so terribly made and written that it invokes a sort of pity humor which i get a kick out of). With all that aside, lil pimp was simply pathetic. I saw it on TV and just didn't know what I was watching. It was too poorly written and cheesy to be an adult movie, and had way too much sex, innuendo and swearing to be a kid's movie, in fact, I doubt even kids would be amused by it. The humor (pretty generous even calling it that) was so pretentious and campy, I couldn't see how anyone with half a mind could even find it funny. The only thing that made me laugh was how people like Bernie mac and ludicrous could put their name and time onto/into something so hurting. Luda's character was such a cheap ploy for laughs, which fell extremely short of its goal. The plot didn't make any sense whatsoever, the storyline has got to be the worst sequence of events ever put together on screen. I could keep going on, but I want to see what people think of my reaction before I start discussing specific instances of pathetic scenes. All I have to say is it really has to make ya wonder how much time these writers spent on their knees trying ta get it made.
J
Boogeyman (2005)
Anyone else have a hard time watching this piece of ****?
This was a pretty boring movie, i could barely stand to watch it. The only thing that kept me interested was some of the camera work, every thing else was basically right lame. It had a weak story line, and just didn't keep my interest at all, i was getting restless and wanted to shut it off so many times. I strongly recommend never watching this, unless you're really young. Seems the only thing that startled me throughout the whole movie was the sudden changes in music volume. I'd be almost asleep and then boom, crazy loud music, it got annoying, to say the least. I don't even think blazing before could have saved this one, if you know what i mean......