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Prey (2022)
Prey? More like pray for the ending.
In the pursuit of thickly laying on the strong, independent wahman, the studio destroys the franchise's solely remaining asset, namely the Predator.
I thought the Black & Decker travesty, The Predator, dumped the property firmly in an inescapable nadir.
Sadly, Prey has proven that it's time to "get to the chopper!" and leave the fond memories of Arnie and Glover's outings, firmly in the past, too.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Disney do not understand. They definitely don't care!
I'm now just hate watching and enjoying the fact I don't pay for the drivel.
It's as if the scripts are produced by AI, the shots are farmed out to local film schools and it's most certainly acted by people that DO NOT CARE.
Please. Just. Stop.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Multiverse of Mehdness
What a load of old gusset. Charmless and stale.
"The girl is the key to everything" Old Paddy Stewart must be getting tired of farting this line out.
Apart from the white nationalist, Capt. Carter (loved her BNP inspired costume, so I'm assuming she's from universe 1488?) and Prof. X in his taxi cab speeder, I utterly hated this movie.
Creation Stories (2021)
Pardon?
Sack the sound designer / mixer! I couldn't understand a bloody word!!
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
On dear!
The first WW outing was fun (bar 3rd act), and despite the backdrop of The Great War: WW1, it least had some heart and authenticity. WW84 on the other hand felt like a poor man's superhero effort, circa 1996.
The only movie with a 84 in the title - that's worth your time - is proceeded by a 19!
Once again, another inspired Snyder casting, is destroyed by another sub-par director and script. He should've removed him and his Mrs from producing honours.
The Foreigner (2017)
Truly Awful.
Badly conceived. Terribly written. Unrealistic casting. Full of poor plot-holes and embarrassing contrivences. It doesn't even get the simplest of things right, such as zero attempt to make London pass for Belfast. How hard could've been to just shoot in Northern Ireland anyway? Game of Thrones managed for 300 seasons! Most baffling, is how an Irishman (Brosnan) fails so miserably at a Northern Irish accent?
Maybe if you're not a Brit or familiar with how things like, counter terrorism and accents work, you could derive some entertainment from this? However, seeing as I enjoy an IQ of almost double digits, this production not only made me want to do violence, it forced me to break my cover and more than 2 decades of IMDB lurking, just to write this bloody review.
Don't become just another time-waisted victim, and avoid this picture and all costs. You'll thank me me later.