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The Collection (2012)
Every saw/hostel fans dream
I really love the saw/hostel series mainly due to the trap and the creative deaths and this film brings both of those together and nails it.
Let me say this first THIS IS NOT A BAD FILM if you truly love horror and gore you will enjoy this a lot because let me tell you there is a lot of blood and traps to go around in this. the acting was surprisingly good as well the story and cinematography. The hotel itself(where most of the story takes place) is absolutely stunning i want to live in it, its so unique and abstract. it did have some cliché moments but what can you do its natural i guess.
I don't want to spoil it because its good to watch it first hand.
Overall 8 collector mask's out of ten
The Tunnel (2011)
A chilling found footage
This movie does include a lot of tunnels but its not a good thing.
This movie is about these journalists/rookie TV station that wants to explore the tunnels under Sydney due to homeless people living there but however there is a darker story inside the tunnels.
I really felt glad seeing the imagery of Sydney AKA my Aussie pride but thats besides the point.The acting was great with all of the actors doing really well. The found footage was great with adding in every possible shot available in to the scenes. I really liked the tunnels i'm not sure if every room there was in this had the contents but it looked really authentic otherwise. The monster/ person in this was actually pretty cool i'm not gonna spoil it but its basically a jockey/beast oh and by jockey i mean the football kind( you see what i mean)
It was actually pretty scary and tense at some points so i have to give it bonus points for that.
I give it 7 out of 10 gouged eyeballs
V/H/S Viral (2014)
If creep show 3 had a baby this would be it.
I came into this film with high expectations after loving the 1st and 2nd film however this was terrible.
This time around it follows the story of this runaway ice cream truck which emits a signal to make all the teens in the area record everything.This was ridiculous, i could tell the message of the film was teens record too much online etc etc but it seemed really forced onto the overall film.
THE SEGMENTS(besides gorgeous vortex)
The first one Dante the great is about this magician who finds a cloak which grants him powers similar to telekinesis.The cgi used was alright but was terrible at some stages.He finds out that the cloak is like a vampire and needs to "feed" to give him the powers.The acting was terrible,i liked the idea of it all but it collapses due to the poor acting and overall story.
Parallel monsters:The story is about a dude who creates this machine which opens up a portal to a parallel dimension,He meets himself in the opposite one and decides to switch each others places for 15 minutes but it all goes wrong.i really enjoyed this one until this demon vagina shows up and the effects used looked really cheap,The acting was half decent.i just feel like it went downhill 10 minutes into it.
Bonestorm: My god this one was bad.its about these skateboarders who are trying to film some tricks and they accidentally start a ritual,and these skeleton themed cult tries to kill them. This whole segments includes Terrible acting,a really dumb plot,A really bad coincidence,cgi fireworks and pointless fighting,I mean your on skateboards ride away but no we should instead fight the skeletons (who reanimate) and risk our lives because yolo.
Overall a disappointing end to a great trilogy