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1/10
Just Horrible
14 May 2015
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They're no words to describe this mess. It's just horrible and I've read the first book because my friend told me to and I found the book completely ridiculous.

1. These two have no chemistry. The romance sucks because they never talk about each other hardly. Ana is just some girl with a pretty face and that's all. Christian was adopted and had issues which is it. Which doesn't help their pathetic acting. I'm sure in different roles they could do fine but with the writing they make Kristen Stewart look like Natalie Portman.

2. The story does revolve around the Dom/Sub genre. Honestly it was pretty bad. When we see his room with all of his toys you would expect there to be lots of BDSM. However the most we get is spanking and tying up. That's it. Even the most 'interesting' moments in book were cut out from this movie. Fans and general audiences thought it was a terrible pathetic way after all this build up.

3. The characters are awful. I mentioned before that we hardly know anything about them and that's the problem with this movie. They hardly have any connection and they just want to have sex together and that's it. Plus they're not relatable in anyway. Christian is a creepy stalker who keeps forcing Ana to do stuff that makes her uncomfortable. How are we supposed to get behind on this guy? Ana is just so unintelligent and keeps running back to this guy for no good reason. Then of course she tells him that she loves him when he clearly keeps saying I don't do love and that upsets her. Why were you so surprised? He told you millions of times! Everyone else is forgettable and uninteresting.

The book was bad and this movie was even worse. This is pure Twilight fan-fiction and you can tell from both the book and the movie. Even people who do BDSM didn't like this movie because it didn't depict them well.(I don't do BDSM but there was an article about users who do) This movie didn't do anything right except the nice scenery and that's it.

Sorry fans of the book and movie but this is one movie that shouldn't have been made.
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Unfriended (2014)
1/10
I Saw It And Hated It
17 April 2015
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I saw this movie with a few other people who came in (mostly teenagers) and none of us were scared. We were all miserable after seeing this.

1. This is not a horror film. This a movie that tries nothing new or different in it's scare. I never once got scared during this. This is just filled with jump-scares and that's it. That didn't leave any impact on me and just became annoying after a while.

2. The story could've been done well but this movie gets so boring. We have to see these characters Facebook messages, watch the computer buffer and see their text messages. That drags out the movie with needless padding. This wasn't scary it was long and loathsome. Plus why don't they get offline? Yes I know the ghost told them they shouldn't or else one of them dies but at the same time someone is going to die anyways so what's the point? For a movie that was suppose to be creative it's very uninteresting.

3. The characters are all hateful. I didn't once sympathize with anyone in this movie. They all have to play 'Never Have I Ever' and one of the characters biggest worries is that his buddy soled him out on the cops for weed. That's his biggest worry? Two people were already dead at this point so why did he say that? The issue he should be focusing on is that one of you is going to die.

I am not going to waste my time explaining how bad this movie is and I thought the ending was terrible but I won't go THAT far with spoilers. Just watch Chronicle for a good found footage movie or It Follows.
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1/10
Not A Good Sequel To A Okay Movie
17 April 2015
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The first movie is a guilty pleasure of mine but sadly the sequel doesn't even try.

The animation was worse than the first movie. I know Internet companies that try harder than that. Crest Animation Productions are the ones who brought us such 'classics' as Swan Princess Christmas, The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale and The Little Engine That Could. They haven't one great movie under there belt. Sure they made the first Alpha And Omega movie but from a technical stand point it's not very good. None of the characters are developed more and are boring. The new characters have pups but those kids aren't fun to watch and just aren't very likable. There's no pretty howling soundtrack like in the first movie so that's a disappointment. The music in here is very forgettable. The story hardly had anything to do with Christmas and had plot holes which made me start asking questions. Why did Princess suddenly change her mind at the end? Where is the huge army of rogues that they mentioned? Why don't the parents send their pups home where it's safer? Even if you've never seen the first movie you wouldn't like this movie. I don't care if it's straight to DVD movie. I've seen straight to DVD animated movies that are brilliant. (Wonder Woman movie) So there are no excuses for anything. Just stick with the first movie (that is if you're a fan) and ignore this.
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1/10
Even Worse Than I Thought
17 April 2015
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The first Swan Princess movie wasn't great but it was okay. I thought the same for the second and third movie. The Holiday movie I don't like but this one is even worse.

The characters are all flat. They weren't developed anymore and just were stereotypes. The animation is awful. When 3D animation doesn't work it really doesn't work. They look like lifeless statues with hardly any movement or facial features. The voice acting isn't very good. The little girl doesn't seem to be trying and sounds like she wanted to go as soon as possible. The others either try to hard that's when it becomes annoying or they seemed like that read the script wrong and conveyed a different emotion. The story is pretty bad. They're are too many plot holes and questions.

Sadly this is very awful. Nothing was trying to be good. Everything failed which brought this movie crashing down.
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1/10
A Fourth Movie That's Not Very Good
17 April 2015
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I really didn't like the sequels (even though the first is a guilty pleasure) but this one didn't even try.

The characters are all bad. I don't get why the pups keep being so mean to there parents. Those aren't nice characters I want to follow. Everyone else is just dumb and poorly written. The humor is bad. I didn't crack a smile once in this movie. I laughed at least twice in the sequel to Planes. That's how bad the humor is. The animation isn't as bad but it's still not good. The story has a lot of questions and plot holes that make it feel long and dragged out. Why don't we here from Claudette's love interest Fleet again? Why didn't we see Lily go into Shadow Forest? What's the origin for the ghost? Since it's a scary movie apparently it isn't very scary. The ghost wolf which is supposed to scare us doesn't do anything. He doesn't even chase the characters he just stares at them. Please stop making sequels. I liked the first movie but seeing more sequels just keeps making me disappointed.
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Carrie (1976)
10/10
Beautiful Horror Film
17 April 2015
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I'm not a huge Steven King fan but I love this movie and even read the book after-wards.

The characters are people you think are very interesting and complex. I wanted to see Carrie be loved, I wanted to see the bullies pay for what they did and I wanted to see how this would all come together. The horror is very good. It wasn't terrifying but it did leave me shocked and nervous. The story is very good. Carrie has telekinesis and is being bullied at school. She goes to prom and gets pig blood dropped all over her. She gets her amazing revenge. It was thrilling to watch and made you want to cheer for her when she got her revenge and you also sympathized with her when she was being bullied by the school and her mom. If you claim to be a horror fan and you haven't seen this movie shame on you. Secondly go watch it now.
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1/10
I Don't Want To Be Near Them Let Alone Keep Up With Them
17 April 2015
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These are the kind of reality shows that stay on forever and we never know why. It's a dumb show that doesn't offer us anything. All I learned from the trailer and one episode is that they're all attention seeking people. These are the kind of people that back in school would do anything crazy or stupid to become popular or noticed. Sadly though I've graduated from school and I don't talk about them or even acknowledge them. Which is what will happen five years after the show is over. They have a shelf life and they know it. Once it's all over nobody will care or talk about them. All they do is pull crazy stunts and that's it. I don't like any characters, I don't like the story, it's hardly reality TV and after all this is over nobody else will. I try not to be mean but when i don't even see effort into these people trying to be nicer or understanding than I certainly won't waste my time on them.
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10/10
Beautiful For Anyone
17 April 2015
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This is an amazing show for both kids and adults.

The animation is dazzling and very nice. I like how the action scenes are very quick but I can still tell what is happening. The characters are all depicted wonderful. I love how they all sound perfect in the roles they were given. The heroes are great, the villains are great, the side characters are great and even the one shot episode characters are great. The story is complex but also very simple. Team Avatar has to defeat the Fire Nation along with their leader known as The Fire Lord. The comedy is great for anyone. I love how every character has at least one funny line that doesn't seem out of place with their role. Please watch this show. Don't waste it on the movie that is hated by fans and casual viewers alike. This show will touch your heart and leave you with smiles or tears. The rating isn't lying. This show is that good.
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Toddlers & Tiaras (2009–2016)
1/10
Who Comes Up With These Ideas?
17 April 2015
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This show is awful. Does it even sound promising? It's about little girls going through pageant shows wearing so much make up it makes them look like a coloring book. Plus how is any of this going to help them in real life? Some examples I heard were public speaking skills and self confidence. How is going on stage smiling giving them confidence? They're not doing anything. Public speaking skills? They never talk to the audience. I can't think of one time I enjoyed myself watching this on YouTube. Nobody was likable, the concept hurts, makes the world look bad and it's just sad for children. At the end of the day you don't get through life because you're beautiful you get it because you have skills. I know my child will never participate in one of these even if they wanted to. Don't watch this show and erase it from your brain.
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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012–2017)
1/10
What's Wrong With The World?
17 April 2015
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This is a TV show? Are you serious? People actually watch this for entertainment?

I don't like Toddlers and Tiaras at all and it's baffling to see that this kid got her own TV show along with her family. No wonder this has such a low rating. Why should we care about these people? I don't care what happens to them so why are we giving them attention. However I don't want to know the answer to that.

What else can I say? It's a show revolving the life around a girl from Toddlers and Tiaras and that's it. The characters are awful, the story is awful, the comedy is awful and it feels like an eternity to sit through. I only sat through one episode so I could review it and sadly it's worse than anything you could imagine. Watch something else.
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Jersey Shore (2009–2012)
1/10
Watching The History Channel Is Better Than This
17 April 2015
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I am still very surprised that it's still on (according to IMDb). How could this be on? I am flabbergasted. This is a show about people being stupid and that's it. I don't want to waste my time watching this garbage.

Everyone is horrible in this show. They're all vile and repulsive people that don't deserve a show based around them. All they do is start unnecessary drama and only care about themselves. Plus it's hugely scripted. I know all reality TV shows have someone tweaking them to make it more interesting but this one beats you over the head with how scripted it is. The story is just people starting a bunch of drama and that's it. If I wanted drama I would just go to a high-school. You would find plenty of drama there.

Avoid this show because it's not even so bad it's good it's just bad. Watch something else because you have better things to do.
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Twilight (I) (2008)
1/10
Who thought This Was A Good Idea?
17 April 2015
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A romance movie with vampires is nothing new and could be done very well. However who thought that the boring and weak Twilight series would be a good idea?

The characters are dull. Every director should know that in order to have a working movie you need interesting characters but sadly this movie doesn't. I don't know a thing about these characters so why should I care about what they're doing? The acting is pathetic. I know middle school plays that have better acting. No one seems to even be trying. The story is paced terribly and doesn't even affect our 'heroes' until the third act. Instead the movie drags with zero conflict with the bland characters doing nothing. The romance is awful. I know children's cartoon characters that have more chemistry (Example would be Avatar the Last Air-bender). They hardly know anything about each other and yet they claim that their in love? I bet they don't even know what their favorite color is.

Just don't watch this movie or even the sequels even if you're curious.
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1/10
I Didn't Like It
16 April 2015
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I am one of the very few people ever who find Alpha And Omega an okay movie. It's a guilty pleasure of mine. The second one isn't very good though and this movie made it worse. My child didn't care for this movie and frankly neither did I.

I don't like the animation. It just looks cheap and uninteresting. I know internet artists who put more effort into their short films than these people do. The characters are very boring and annoying. The porcupine, bear cub, mean Alpha dad and Flint are all badly written that could never make me laugh. The other characters are just as dull as they were before. The story didn't really enthuse me. It's a race with wolves and that's it. There's no real drama invested in this. It's not like if they lose they would lose their home so the suspense is weak. The comedy (if you could call it that) is horrendous. I never laughed once at all. I couldn't enjoy any of it. There are better movies out there to show to your kids and I advise you all to never watch this movie. Alpha and Omega fans stick with the first movie.
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