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Descent (2005)
Rip-off of The Core AND Armageddon
Usual awful movie... I'll not bother you about the synopsis, just put together The Core, Armageddon, an evil-planner Military Officer and one or two Solve-All Nukes and you'll have the movie, if I can call it that way.
Seriously, nukes in this kind of movies are more useful than Swiss Army Knives:
the Big One is approaching? Nuke some places and it's over... A tornado wants to destroy "Insert important city name here"? Nuke "Insert another important city here"... A volcano is erupting? Nuke it! A nuke is near to go off? Nuke it! Coffee is cold? Nuke it! You didn't like Transformers? Nuke yourself, but I can't assure this will fix things...
In the end, how many more movies like this can be made before they start copying one another? I doubt there are still many things to blow up with a nuke...
10.5 (2004)
It made me sick.
I've seen twice this "thing", I can't find a way to describe it properly, and it's on air right now to say the truth. I've seen a lot of movies and TV movies with no right to exist, but this is the worst. The rehearsing is scarce (well, that's the Italian version, but I think it goes like the original one), the camera zooms made me queasy - and I'm not joking, my eyes went red and I had a headache! - and there's no way a collection of atomic bombs can stop and earthquake! I just would like to know why someone might think nukes are the solution to all problems: - my breakfast is cold... nuke it! - my grass isn't green like the neighbor's... nuke it! Now it even "glows" green in the night... - an earthquake will separate California from the USA... nuke it! - the *insert subject* is *insert quality*... *insert "nuke it!"*
The only difference here is that the bombing is useless...