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Area 51 (2015)
1/10
I wish I could give a zero.
20 April 2024
This movie is perfect for do pranks against children. In a dark room and just selling that this movie is indeed real with some weird footage of aliens

Otherwise is a massive waste of time.

Amateur work that for somehow could add special effects on the "UFO interaction scene" Is a dull movie, dumb script and horrible acting.

Not even for one second they made effort to make believe that the world famous Area 51 was invaded by a bunch of amateurs. There is no apparent reason why there is no security cameras inside the building too.

I'm really not sure why a bunch of people decided do this project, maybe the whole project was a prank to themselves since the beginning. Anyway, this is a totally trashbin flick.
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Freddie (2023)
2/10
Easy money., poor production.
29 February 2024
They had a capacity to put this "short flick" on the Japanese movie theaters for a very short limited time. Aiming for making cash because Japan have the most loyal consumers of the Quuen in the globe I bit this bait without realizing that have ONLY one hour length! Not enough, Freddy old footage is not remasterized (except one cut) so watching this old analog stretched 480p (or worse) quality on the big cinema screen was really awful in every aspect.

All footages of his singing are all butchered too, impossible enjoy his incredible voice and music... they didn't had the capacity to let this happen.

And the interviews, there is no a single famous artist interviewed, not even the other Queen members appear.

Pure waste of time and money, I never paid any ticket that had only 1 hour length in my life... and I got my lesson on the worst way possible.

Anyway, ths documentary don't add anything relevant about him, is just a lazy cheap trap for the Queen fans.
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Shin Ultraman (2022)
3/10
Just INSULTING in every single way possible!
24 October 2022
I grew up watching the Showa original Ultraman TV series as a kid and means a lot of my childhood, still thinking that is a amazing achievement 56 years ago with no modern technology they could made that show.

But the last decent Ultraman made was the TV series Ultraman 80 in 1980/81. After that Tsuburaya halted productions, returned like 15 years late and decide new approach using JPOP boy bands instead actors as protagonists, really bizarre computer graphics and horrible/cheap scripts... those newly TV series never worked once over past two decades like was on the Showa series.

This time is worse, even with more budget and a "reboot" as excuse. Mediocre writing, really a hideous script, not convincing acting, very bizarre computer graphics, few decent pratical effects and whatever else.

This "flick" is pretty much is a slap in face.

Hard to process how bad is, was clearly made for kids, newcomers or fanatic public that are satisfied with the current mediocre quality of the Ultra franchise over past decades consuming everything without bother with quality.

If you really enjoyed those retro Showa Ultraman series, you will hate this one. Nothing in this movie can be saved, only the soundtrack have homages to the original TV series... but overall was a sad experience and waste of time.

Avoid all costs and go watch the old Showa TV series, is way more rewarding than watch this abomination.

Tsuburaya is pretty much dead intellectually now.

Is a very sad reality, their legacy is only the past (Showa only) because the present is totally forgettable and the future is pretty much inexistent when the subject is quality.

Lucasfilm can still deliver decently Star Wars projects, even sometimes they miss over past decades. Same rule apply to CBS Paramount with Star Trek franchise.

Tsuburaya? Nope.

Seems a lost case, very a sad one.
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Doors (I) (2021)
1/10
Pure WASTE of time.
30 August 2021
Is irritating that a massive low quality product like this is available to consume. Don't worth a dime or spend any minute, is just out of bounds of how terrible and confusing the entire work is.

Try avoid in all costs, there are way better movie options with similar subject.

Arrival (2016) for example is one of them.

Doors didn't achieved 1% of what Arrival delivered years ago.

This one is a garbage flick, and there is no other way to describe Doors.
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Pathetic as should be!
29 April 2020
I just watched this after the USA reached the sad milestone of 1 million people infected by the COVID19. You can see how his words (or barks) aged pretty bad.

This "movie" is a attempt to make him looks big. Almost 2 hours of insult and lies from a tiny man that "fight like a adult" but have a temper of a idiotic teenager that makes tantrum as a living.

Watching his promises becoming a LIE like "Mexico will pay for the wall" was fun, but otherwise this "movie" is a pure waste of time specially to normal people that have common sense, education or kindness.

Is a idiotic show run, is hard to believe that he still have millions of supporters after nearly 4 years and almost 15.000 LIES recorded over past years with his mediocre government. Worst President in the history, he is worse than Chavez or Maduro in Venezuela or Lula & Dilma in Brazil.

A grotesque bulling show, this is what this insult collection is about. I refuse gave a score, 1 is too much for a such idiotic waste of time like this movie is.
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